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Would you fuck a penguin?

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Started by #89828 [Ignore] 04,May,12 14:33
Well...WOULD YOU?????
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By #551147 19,Jan,19 01:32
We talking about the "Penguin" from the Blues Brothers or Batman or a lil aquatic bird? 🤔
By JustWill [Ignore] 19,Jan,19 10:28 other posts 
Whichever floats your boat.


By JustWill [Ignore] 18,Jan,19 23:30 other posts 
There used to be a lot more comments in this topic. Sadly, so many awesome members (all potential penguin fuckers) have left the site since this question was first asked.


By JustWill [Ignore] 01,Jul,18 19:16 other posts 
Five years later, and the World still wants to know...
By #551482 02,Jul,18 16:34
Depends. Is she pretty? Is there a likelihood of a meaningful relationship?
By JustWill [Ignore] 02,Jul,18 18:20 other posts 
Well, she IS kinda penguin-shaped and her breath always smells of fish...
By bella! [Ignore] 03,Jul,18 00:15 other posts  ⤴
Awww, bigg! You are an incurable romantic!


By #485312 02,Jul,18 23:43
nah, l hate cold shit *Lix*


By RealTitsLover [Ignore] 03,Aug,17 21:17 other posts 
Which penguin are we talkin' about? Got any pics?
By _avg_ [Ignore] 03,Aug,17 23:36 other posts 
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By RealTitsLover [Ignore] 04,Aug,17 01:00 other posts 
Oh, thanks, but no. That does not seem remotely appealing.
By _avg_ [Ignore] 04,Aug,17 01:29 other posts 
No? You sure? She looks pretty good once she kicks that habit...

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(...ooo, phrasing...)


By jayman73 [Ignore] 02,Aug,17 18:26 other posts 
No, I would not.

Fun side note - My old boss would talk about fucking a zebra. He went on and on how he would do it, and what it would be like. He had his discussion in front of me and a co-worker. That's Southern Illinois for you, I guess.
By JustWill [Ignore] 03,Aug,17 13:49 other posts 
Not sure it's actually a "fun side note" for the poor zebra...
By phart [Ignore] 03,Aug,17 16:03 other posts 
unless he had about 18 inches, I doubt the zebra would know he was in there.


By #359325 15,Sep,13 18:41
People waste 20 points on these type of questions????
By JustWill [Ignore] 24,Aug,16 17:58 other posts 
Yes. Yes they do.
Mostly because we find "Rate my dick" and "Pissing at urinals" threads to be kinda boring.
By bella! [Ignore] 24,Aug,16 18:41 other posts 
This is one of justlookin's better threads! I really miss that guy!

I also miss daffu.....

By the way, I am partial to the Rat My Dick threads.
By JustWill [Ignore] 24,Aug,16 19:46 other posts 
I like the threads where someone just randomly calls another member a "cunt". Because...that's how "grown-ups" behave.
(I also miss daffu. )
By bella! [Ignore] 24,Aug,16 21:00 other posts 
I know, for real!

Some folks like to show their ass. That's an old slang that has often been used in the "D".

By JustWill [Ignore] 03,Aug,17 13:48 other posts  ⤴
Do you get the impression that "jollygoodfun" isn't really all that much fun?


By #182420 06,Sep,16 03:02
A penguin you say. I never gave it much thought.
Let me add that to my list and I will get back to you.
By JustWill [Ignore] 03,Aug,17 13:47 other posts 
There's no hurry. Take all the time you need.


By #363802 02,Aug,17 15:29
I never thought I would see those 5 words put together and form a sentence!
By JustWill [Ignore] 02,Aug,17 17:17 other posts 
You've been here since 2013. Surely you have seen much stranger combinations of words in this forum.
By #363802 03,Aug,17 03:57
lol! You would think, but nope!


By leopoldij [Ignore] 06,Sep,16 20:50 other posts 
I fuck a penguin every Friday and a stork every Saturday.
By #482836 02,Aug,17 16:24
Which do you prefer?
By leopoldij [Ignore] 02,Aug,17 19:05 other posts 
No preferences.


By #536760 02,Aug,17 00:12
Lol
By JustWill [Ignore] 02,Aug,17 08:40 other posts 
I notice that you didn't actually answer the question...
By #536760 02,Aug,17 17:36
Was to busy laughing. Looks to me like those ass cheeks must be very tight. Not bragging or anything.


By phart [Ignore] 02,Aug,17 15:21 other posts 
been over a year since I fucked anything,would it be still for a few minutes?


By leopoldij [Ignore] 26,Aug,16 09:03 other posts 
Here is how it's done:
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By #514725 24,Aug,16 21:04
Not again. Too damn cold.
By bella! [Ignore] 24,Aug,16 21:34 other posts 
Not again? You've been "intimate" with a penguin? Do tell!
By #514725 24,Aug,16 23:18
I don't kiss and tell....
By JustWill [Ignore] 24,Aug,16 23:22 other posts 
"Kissing" a penguin isn't what the question was about...
By phart [Ignore] 24,Aug,16 21:35 other posts  ⤴
No to cold and trying to keep pace with them waddling side to side is tiresome!


By #396572 16,Sep,13 15:57
Is it a boy penguin or a girl penguin? can you tell the difference?
By JustWill [Ignore] 02,Aug,15 10:45 other posts 
The boy penguins are the ones that pee standing up.
By #485312 03,Aug,15 03:57
l cant tell if hes squatting or standing, you'll have to fuck them all *lix*


By #454258 02,Aug,15 23:42
only if Catwoman was there.


By Sickboy [Ignore] 06,Sep,14 18:55 other posts 
Depends on the dinner!


By #472228 06,Sep,14 11:08
No penguin. I have fucked a few asses in my life thou.
By bella! [Ignore] 06,Sep,14 11:24 other posts 
Amen, sista heaven! Amen!


By johnp [Ignore] 01,Sep,14 22:13 other posts 
I usually like to fuck humans... Just sayin
By #303133 04,Sep,14 23:24
Um...how's that been working out for you so far?
By johnp [Ignore] 04,Sep,14 23:35 other posts 
Good n bad ... One time I got super drunk back in my drinking days n went home w this chick ... All I really remember from that night was two things.. It was really dark .. And wow this chick is really wet... Unfortunately when I woke up the next morning her bed looked like a crime scene ... There was b l ood on the sheets, the pillows, my fingers, my cock, and yes I'm embarrassed to say but also my face ... I wanted to kill this chick but snuck out never to c her again... That my friend is an example of BAD...
By #415959 05,Sep,14 12:25
I had a similar experience, same scenario, but one of the down filled pillows had a hole in it. When I woke up in the morning I thought I had killed a chicken.
By johnp [Ignore] 05,Sep,14 15:39 other posts 
Fer reals or r u fuckin w me?? Kinda feels like ur trying to one up my story 2nice
By #415959 05,Sep,14 18:59
Not trying to one up you, Johnp...

Sadly, my story is 100% true.
By johnp [Ignore] 05,Sep,14 23:24 other posts 
The feathers


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