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Ev'rybody get together try to love one another right now
Right now, right now
C'mon people now, smile on your BR0THER
Ev'rybody get together try to love one another right now
Right now, right now
Also, I have no desire whatsoever to help that guy find his dick. It's his dick--he should show more responsibility when it comes to keeping track of it.
Finally, I am NEVER "trying to say" anything. I always say EXACTLY what I mean; no more, no less.
First: I can not be held responsible for what others can or can not understand. Just like that other guy is responsible for finding his own dick, you are all responsible for your "fancy book-learnin'".
Second: That's not at all how donkey anatomy works. They shit out of their asses just like everybody else does. (Why, by the way, would a donkey shit horse shit?)
Third: It's pretty cool that you were given the power to speak for "the rest of us"!
(I have never compared myself to gawd. YOU keep doing that, not me.)
Prancing? Never.
(He's also just mad because I called STAR WARS a shitty movie.)
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Damn 2pak way to jump in with the piss poor redneck humiliation of Nascar. I'm assuming you must be a New Yorker. Cause anyone who actually remembers the driver who couldn't win a race who turned to building bobsleds. Must have been a fan of Jethro.
That was not a "comparison", that was a "categorization".
For example, I could say that both you and a monkey were mammals, but that doesn't mean that I am saying you are better than a monkey.
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And it's sweet that you two send gifts to each other.
That is an old TV show.
About hillbillies who live in Beverly Hills.
That's a place in California.
Just trying to help...
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Nah. Don't think Donkeys with horns and countryboys have to much in common
For what it's worth, I've never lived in the city. I was born and raised in farm country. Just because a guy grew up in the country, that doesn't mean he has to be an illiterate boob.
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin' crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
Well the first thing you know ol' Jed's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said Jed move away from there
Said Californy is the place you ought to be
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
Hills, that is.
Swimmin pools, movie stars.
The Beverly Hillbillies!
Sung at the end of the show:.
Well now its time to say good-bye to Jed and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back again to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality.
Hillbilly that is. Set a spell. Take your shoes off. Y'all come back now, y'hear?
In HERALDRY: "(of an animal) represented standing on one hind foot with its forefeet in the air (typically in profile, facing the dexter (left) side, with right hind foot and tail raised, unless otherwise specified)."
My avatar is Bad-Ass!
I bow to your intelligence and command of the English language. But I will say that in my book, I needed to deduct some points at the time that were threatened that a heard of emus were going to kick down your dunny door. You had no idea what was said. That was said in English, wasn't it?
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