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Hope you are fighting fit soon
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I'm sorry poolboy, auto correct on my phone changed your name from what I spelled to what it thought it should be. That damn auto correct!
Bnag is 'bang' out of order ........
Venison is Deer isn't it ?.........
But on a serious note why would they need one ?
I don't get it.
But hey that is random bullshit for you
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Is it true that after WW2 all Japanese airplanes where made of plastic and had windup rubber band propellers ???.
The reason for me posting this is for everyone to realize it is not a personal thing that a soldier has to do it is what you are trained for. I was trained by the Army to be a killer, to kill anyone who threatens the well being of my fellow soldier, my buddy with no regards to my own safety.
For those who think i'm blowing smoke just talk to another
soldier that trained during war time and see what they tell you. How about this find and old Vietnam Vet and ask him if you have the nerve! What i'm about to write has nothing to do with me saying what Japan did was right but the pilots of those plans "kamikaze" as they are called were following orders, simple as that. They new when heading out on their mission there would be no return, most had enough fuel to get to their target and start a big fire and that's it. Hero's in my eye's, NO, but dedicated to their mission and country, absolutely!!
"Ladies, when you get out the shower do you ever look at your fannies in the long wall mirror? Its like an old man of 90 without any teeth smiling at you."
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"No need," the host replied, "we're having a whip-round."
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What do you get if a dirty old man opens his raincoat and shows you a rolled-up newspaper?
A newsflash.
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John and his wife Dawn were having wild rampant sex, they were so horny they were still at it at 6 a.m. the following morning. John had just got into position to rim Dawn's asshole when their lodger walked in after a night out on the town.
"Oh sorry, John," said the lodger, "I didn't think you'd be up at the crack of dawn."
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As long as it's closed, it's the barrier between knowing and not knowing.
Walk away from it and it stays closed forever.
But open it and walk through it........And pain becomes truth.
"The story of life is quicker than the blink of an eye. The story of love is hello and goodbye, until we meet again."
The guys head to the first tee.
One of the guys has left his glove in the car so goes back to get his glove.
The other three guys start chatting and bragging about their s0ns.
The first guy goes 'My s0n is a builder and he's so successful he give a friend a new home - for free'
The second guy says 'My s0n owns a car dealership, he's so successful he give a friend two B.m.w.'s'
The third brags 'My son is a stockbroker and he's so successful that he gave his friend a share portfolio'
By this time the fourth guy has caught up the rest of his friends and they ask him about his s0n.
He just shrugs his shoulders and says
'My son has just come out of the closet to me and my w1fe ,I don't know what he does anymore but his last three b0yfriends have given him a house ,two B.m.w.'s and a share portfolio'
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The Big Bopper was 28, why that smiley turned up in place of the 8 I haven't the faintest idea
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