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Started by bella! [Ignore] 02,Apr,13 18:51  other posts
I encourage and welcome you to say what you want to say about whatever you want to, right here. Anything/Everything goed, say something.......

WARNING: You, your views and/or opinions may be attacked.
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By #335466 31,Oct,13 11:44
Happy Halloween

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By bella! [Ignore] 31,Oct,13 17:11 other posts 
That's really creative, thank you!


By andrew999999999 [Ignore] 15,Oct,13 19:23 other posts 
Went to the sauna/bathhouse I'm a member of a couple of days ago, and went through my usual routine of wandering around naked, and lying/sitting around in the dry and steam rooms, and got blown off a guy.
After a little more time in the dry/steam rooms and hut tub, I went cruising again. I saw a guy about 5 year older than me, black, and looking at me too. I saw him walk away, so followed him. He stopped near a booth, turned around, and when he saw me he stepped inside the booth and gestured to me to follow. I like black guys, so didn't need to be asked twice.
Inside the booth, I removed his towel, and saw his cock. It was about the same length of mine, curved, but very thick. I could just about manage to take it in my mouth, but I did, and gave it a good suck. He asked if he could fuck me, and I said no because I'd never wanted to be fucked. I carried on sucking, and he asked me again, saying if I lay on my side it wouldn't hurt. He withdrew his cock and put a condom on, and asked me again. Only this time, I decided to say yes.
So I got on my side like he said, and felt his cockhead against my arse cheeks. I waited for the pain/discomfort I was expecting, knowing the thickness of his cock, but it never came. I could feel his cock in me, could feel him fucking me, but no pain or discomfort as expected.
Unfortunately, I didn't feel any pleasure either. I don't know if maybe he wasn't using the whole length of his cock or not, but for some reason I didn't really feel anything.
Has anyone else, male or female, have had a similar experience when being fucked in the arse?
By #358797 15,Oct,13 22:38
Yes. Used numbing lube once and didn't feel my asshole for hours.
By andrew999999999 [Ignore] 16,Oct,13 16:13 other posts 
He put lube on, but it wasn't numbing lube as I could feel his cock in me, but no feeling of pain or pleasure. Maybe I should try again.
By #358797 16,Oct,13 22:04
Definitely sounds like numbing lube to me, about all you can feel is the pressure of the cock in you, everything else is numb.
By andrew999999999 [Ignore] 17,Oct,13 15:57 other posts 
Maybe it was then, I don't know. It kicked in very quickly.
By #428387 17,Oct,13 16:10
Can I just ask did your friend not get effected by this lube would his penis not be numb to ?
By andrew999999999 [Ignore] 18,Oct,13 15:15 other posts 
Had condom on, so no.
By #435649 18,Oct,13 01:03⤴
Yeah I completely agree with you. I like sucking nice cocks it turns me on so much but I also tried to receive cock in my ass but I did not feel anything, no pain, no discomfort, but also no pleasure so I am still at first option just sucking guys cock and fucking guys ass or woman indeed.
By andrew999999999 [Ignore] 18,Oct,13 15:17 other posts 
I might give it another try sometime.
By #435649 19,Oct,13 00:46
yeah maybe you should try when you are very very horny and use good lube lie down on your back jerk off your hard cock and let guy fuck you and try to cum in the same time with him. Maybe you would feel something? This is what I have been told by the guys. Let me know if that works
By andrew999999999 [Ignore] 19,Oct,13 07:20 other posts 
I'd like to try again, so hopefully on my next visit to the sauna I'll see the same guy again and try again. I'll yet you know.
By #435649 20,Oct,13 02:31
I wish you good luck. If I was there I would be glad to help you
By andrew999999999 [Ignore] 20,Oct,13 06:55 other posts 
Thanks
--------------------------------------- added after 225 hours

Went to the sauna again a couple of days ago. Got a nice massage and blow job off a Chinese guy in the dry room, and later on I saw the same guy who fucked me for the first time again. We said hi, and he asked if I wanted to be fucked again, and I replied yes.
So we went into a private room, and I sucked his thick cock until it was hard, and he sucked mine a bit too, then we 69'd, then he asked if he could fuck me, so I said yes.
I applied some lube to my arsehole while he put a condom on, and he told me to lie on my side again. After a few attempts, he managed to slide his thick dick into my tight arse, and he slowly fucked me. I could feel him this time, felt the length of his cock sliding in and out of me.
After a few minutes like this, he told me to lie flat face down, and he got on top of me, and entered me. In this position, he could really give it to me, he wasn't holding back and he let me have it, pounding my arse with his cock (have I mentioned it's thick?
We changed positions again, I lay on my back and he entered me, but I couldn't take him in this position, and I came anyway as I was wanking.
I'm guessing I'll see him again in the sauna, so probably have some fun with him again, but I think I'll ask if I can fuck him next time. Maybe I'll let him fuck me again too, I'll see how I feel I suppose.
By #435649 30,Oct,13 04:58
thats great news I am glad you succeeded getting nice pleasure and wonderful experience with his thick cock. Enjoy your next meetings all the best to both of you!
By andrew999999999 [Ignore] 31,Oct,13 16:05 other posts 
Thank you


By bella! [Ignore] 28,Oct,13 18:20 other posts 
Damn! I listen to 95.5 a Detroit, Clear Channel station during my drive time to and from work. Started my drive home at 5:38 pm and within a matter of less than 40 minutes, I have heard Eminem's new release, Monster, featuring Rihanna, a total of 7 times..........
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8 times, but I'm almost HOME!!!!!!
By #437846 29,Oct,13 03:39
I just moved away from Detroit, ( Warren- 8 1/2 & Vandyke... from my experience, this problem, is due to being there, where M&M ;-) is from....like **** Rock, stations are obsessed with them, simply for that fact....


By #301038 27,Oct,13 04:44
WARNING! A RANT!

Part 1. Recently, more than ever, I've been irritated by people who live their lives assuming things about others, instead of paying attention to subtle clues, clear statements and BIG ASS WORDS THAT YOU CAN'T FUCKING MISS!

Part 2. I thought the inability to collect and process data online, was predominantly common among men with erect penises, but I found a whole new group that is suffering from the same ailment. And it is sad, cause I communicate more and more with the second group and I can't just block them and tell them to fuck off.

Part 3. I wonder if there are still some gems on the internet, who can't use the search engine in 2013?
By johnp [Ignore] 27,Oct,13 15:22 other posts 
U make me soo horny peach


By #409634 23,Oct,13 20:04
Some people had to have been conceived through anal sex. Its the only explanation as to why they are that much of an asshole.
By bella! [Ignore] 23,Oct,13 20:10 other posts 
Oh, now that is a profound statement!
By #428059 27,Oct,13 08:01⤴


By #438365 27,Oct,13 07:29
New member. Interested to see what ya'll think.

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By #428008 24,Oct,13 20:18
thi[deleted image]s is a work of art
By bella! [Ignore] 24,Oct,13 20:28 other posts 
It very well may be a work of art however who is going to use 11 points to view it?


By #409634 23,Oct,13 08:01
Sometimes your carpet makes me really angry.
By #358797 23,Oct,13 08:06
My apologies. Is it too shaggy and off colored for your liking? Lol.
By #409634 23,Oct,13 08:38
It just never matches the drapes.
By #358797 23,Oct,13 08:48
Lmfao.
well... I refuse to shave my head.


By Sickboy [Ignore] 22,Oct,13 15:46 other posts 
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit plclae. The rselut can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe..........
By bella! [Ignore] 22,Oct,13 15:48 other posts 
And I thought you were drinking!
By Sickboy [Ignore] 22,Oct,13 15:59 other posts 
I am, you don't know how hard that was to write with spell check, keeps butting in!! lol
By #23212 22,Oct,13 23:26⤴
You did a great job, 'sickboy2314'!


By #409634 22,Oct,13 11:20
Is Mayonnaise an instrument?
By #428387 22,Oct,13 11:39
Wow thanks E/F I have just been on a fascinating tour of the internet for Mayonnaise .The urban dictionary was BIG fun.
By #409634 22,Oct,13 12:44
So are you saying it's not an instrument?
By #428387 22,Oct,13 13:40
Now it could be classed as an instrument of fun or an instrument of pleasure depending on what use it is put to.
By #358797 22,Oct,13 15:03
Great. Now every time I go to put mayo on something I'm gonna have a horrible mental image of someone furiously masturbating with mayonnaise instead of lube.
By #328554 22,Oct,13 15:07
Eww, still has to be better than using wasabi
By #358797 22,Oct,13 15:29
Yeah. I can imagine wasabi would be horrible lube. Especially if it gets in the peehole. Sounds like a trip to the hospital waiting to happen.
By bella! [Ignore] 22,Oct,13 14:57 other posts  ⤴
I would lean towards mayonnaise being a weapon, just leave it in the jar when you hurl it at someone.


By #358797 19,Oct,13 19:06
Am I the only person who is fed the fuck up with all this Duck Dynasty shit? Walmart looks like fucking Duck Dynasty Headquarters anymore. Bobbleheads, talking keychains, strap-on beards, onesies and sippie cups. It's annoying. Ugh.
By bella! [Ignore] 20,Oct,13 03:07 other posts 
Does this mean that you might not appreciate getting a Duck Dynasty greeting card?
By #358797 20,Oct,13 03:15
Most likely not. I might settle for one though considering it's been years since I've gotten any sort of greeting card. Lol.
By bella! [Ignore] 20,Oct,13 03:27 other posts 
No birthday cards, no Christmas cards?
By #358797 20,Oct,13 14:42
Nope. It's been 3 years or so since I've received anything of the sort. I usually just get handed money.


By bella! [Ignore] 20,Oct,13 10:20 other posts 
Did y'all notice that admin has raised the daily base allowance of points ( what we are allowed to bank, it has no bearing on whether members vote "HOT" on your pics )? Diamond members were adjusted from 500 to 600, premium members were adjusted from 350 to 400 and the basic member was adjusted from 250 to 300 points. I would have liked him to be a bit more generous but baby steps are good. Thank you, admin!


By #354961 19,Oct,13 12:19
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By bella! [Ignore] 19,Oct,13 13:21 other posts 
Steffi, don't encourage that man! Maybe this would be an opportune time for us to search the internet looking for an image of the average man who is on a quest to find the "perfect woman". Oh, the things that come to mind.........
By #358797 19,Oct,13 13:21⤴
Lmfao! That's wonderful.
By #316255 19,Oct,13 15:42⤴
Every man is perfect; just not necessarily the 'perfect' mate for his current partner/s.
By #23212 19,Oct,13 19:21
Wow! How refreshingly positive! Wonderful to hear! Thank you.


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