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Started by johnp [Ignore] 19,Aug,13 23:07  other posts
I was finally banned by peach and don't know y..... Any advice on how I might win her affections back??
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By #390248 21,Aug,13 17:09
some people make fools out of themselves by being over-cheeky or even rude. Others make fools of themselves by pretending to be tight with members they barely know, and constantly coming to their rescue. The name dropping is more annoying than the name calling!
By #409137 21,Aug,13 17:19
Sheesh care to elaborate friend
By #390248 21,Aug,13 17:26
I'm fairly certain there is no elaboration needed. I'm not blasting anybody. I'm just making an observation.
By #409137 21,Aug,13 17:34
Oh OK just wondered who the fools where that pretended to be tight with members they barley know ?
By #390248 21,Aug,13 17:45
that's not exactly what I said, nor meant.
--------------------------------------- added after 4 minutes

sorry...but you only got half my meaning...and not really even the important part...perhaps it's the way I said it.
By #409137 21,Aug,13 18:09
Ah right your retort was aimed at JohnP sorry my apologies
By johnp [Ignore] 23,Aug,13 20:00 other posts 
Oh ya know worries as long as it fuckin w Johnp then everything's cool
By bigguy [Ignore] 24,Aug,13 08:33 other posts  ⤴
My thought is you could possibly be talking about me as the one who takes sides with his friends. If that is the case you might want to check my friends list and if it doesn't show there i'll be happy to tell you who they are but only after I clear it ok with them. Barely know them as in "we have walked in the park in person" do we have sex on regular basis or do we fly to Paris together every spring! Well in that regard I don't know anyone on here al all. But if you refer to friends on this site if I have added them and they added me and we talk several times a week and when we need to I consider that more than barely. Yes I will throw my 2 cents in when I feel they are being attacked or being treated in a manner I don't like. The same would go for you if you were on my friends list. Where i'm from we stick up for our people. If what you wrote had nothing to do with me no big deal one way or the other you also wrote you were just making an observation. I take that as you saying it's your opinion and I truly respect that!


By #301038 20,Aug,13 10:01
Dear JohnP,

It's not you, it's me. You are perfect example of a stud muffin and every female should have her panties drop due to excessive wetness just from taking one glance at you, following by the uncontrollable salivation, nipple hardness and a significant IQ drop due to all the blооd being rushed to the genital area.

Unfortunately, somewhere down the line, my stud muffin sensor was damaged beyond repair and I no longer drool over 99% of hot men. Even when I watch porn, I tend to focus more on a female, than a male. And in the rare event, when I get aroused by a male on the screen, it's a complete mystery to me, as to what exactly caused me to get excited. It's a mysterious combination of voice, choice of words, appearance, manners, subtle dominance and that look in his eyes that is hard to resist...

With the stud muffin sensor going bad, my BS tolerance went WAY WAY down. It's kind of nice when you don't have to put up with a BS motherload that flies out of a guys mouth, just because my vagina is craving some meat that he owns.

So, as I mentioned before, it's not you, it's me. I think I'd be considered an angry lesbian at this point, and it's PERFECTLY OK with me.

Take care,
Peach
By johnp [Ignore] 20,Aug,13 11:06 other posts 
U take things so serious and personal..... Relax it's a dick site!! Although it does kinda give me a bonner!!
By #301038 20,Aug,13 11:20
Hmmm... Same here, no bonner though.
By johnp [Ignore] 20,Aug,13 11:35 other posts 
I wanna c u and evil- fairy fuck! Now that would b hot!!!
By #301038 20,Aug,13 11:41
Fairy is straight, but why would you care, right? I really would like to see you gag on some BBC, and then get your ass hammered by a monster cock, that wouldn't be hot, but I would still enjoy watching.
By johnp [Ignore] 20,Aug,13 11:52 other posts 
What do u mean that would be kinda hot.... I've never taken it in the ass tho.... Might hurt a bit at first but I think I might just like it!
By #409634 20,Aug,13 12:47
JohnP totally wants to play car wreck. He can be the ambulance, and the BBC can be the body that gets loaded in his rear while John screams out wheeeeeeee ooooooo wheeeeeeee ooooooooo!
By johnp [Ignore] 20,Aug,13 12:56 other posts 
How do u come up w this shit!
By #409634 20,Aug,13 13:23
Pfft, like i'm gonna give away trade sec/rets. Anyway dude use your imagination, something you obviously ran out of along with toilet paper when you took the avatar pic. Sitting on the toilet, sitting on the toilet...
By johnp [Ignore] 20,Aug,13 13:45 other posts 
Humm not on the toilet..... u should look b4 u try to insult! U can do better than that come on fairy........
By #409634 20,Aug,13 14:04
Nah I was tired, and i'm sick. Kinda off my game. Ill hit you up later.
By johnp [Ignore] 20,Aug,13 14:07 other posts 
Fair enough..... Happens to the best of us
By #301038 20,Aug,13 16:27⤴
...and flush
By johnp [Ignore] 20,Aug,13 19:11 other posts 
Not on the toilet peach...... Come on keep up!!
By #301038 21,Aug,13 15:27
Ohh.... you are taking it so serious... why don't you work on changing your position and get your butt off your throne?
By johnp [Ignore] 21,Aug,13 15:49 other posts 
U lost me peach
By #409634 20,Aug,13 12:44⤴
Although Peach is lovely, she doesn't possess the right equipment to glaze my donut.
By johnp [Ignore] 20,Aug,13 12:49 other posts 
I think I'd like to know what might glaze ur donut fairy......
By #415959 21,Aug,13 11:21⤴
I love it when I get a "bonner"...
By johnp [Ignore] 21,Aug,13 12:40 other posts 
Come on 2 nice ur to intellectually advanced to get a bonner....but I was wondering do u get "erections"?
By #409634 20,Aug,13 11:24⤴
Blah hahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha! BURN! That was awesome Peach.
By bigguy [Ignore] 20,Aug,13 12:48 other posts 
DAMN!!! We having fun now aren't we Fairy girl! Why not get in on it I can sling BS with the best of them. I do know one person I can't throw it at! Hi Peach!!
By #406618 20,Aug,13 16:49⤴
Your grammar is a serious turn on! I like a woman with good sentence structure.
By johnp [Ignore] 20,Aug,13 19:12 other posts 
Now that's funny tellmewhatuthink!
By #316255 20,Aug,13 20:08⤴
You know what? You may not like what she is saying (writing) but don't go knocking her English when you know nothing about her. Do you know whether English is her native tongue? I bet you don't, smarty pants.
By johnp [Ignore] 20,Aug,13 20:44 other posts 
Hard to tell if ur hot from ur avatar emm..... What's a guy gotta do to c more of u???
By #316255 20,Aug,13 21:03
I am hot because I have a stellar brain. As for the rest, use your fine imagination
By johnp [Ignore] 20,Aug,13 21:16 other posts 
Come on don't b like that emm....
By bigguy [Ignore] 20,Aug,13 21:30 other posts 
johnp doesn't seem as though you are making a lot of points with ladies, maybe it's my imagination running away with me (hey that a song),but anyway, very possibly the approach. A bit of information it's not jusy Miss Emm's stellar brain that is HOT!!
By johnp [Ignore] 20,Aug,13 21:49 other posts 
Dude it's call show ur dick not show ur chicken....
By bigguy [Ignore] 21,Aug,13 01:08 other posts 
At least you have a sense of humor. You know it is also called syc. And now that I got your attention a minute you can lay off the ladies a bit. They are all my good friends and they are actually finding this rather amusing. You may be trying to piss them off but in my opinion I really don't think they give a crap what you do one way or the other. Take this for what it's worth all these ladies wear BIG GIRL DRAWS and they will tell you where to go in a heartbeat. Keep up the macho man shit and there is one little Latin lady in that group that will bite your head off. Have fun!!!
By #316255 21,Aug,13 03:02⤴
I'm trying to save you from yourself, John.
By johnp [Ignore] 21,Aug,13 11:05 other posts 
Thats good emm cuz I need all the help I can get
..... But first things first u have seen me naked soooo......
By bigguy [Ignore] 21,Aug,13 12:36 other posts 
Hey johnp don't you realize we are just trying to have you get along. The girls have gave you a little advice and i'm trying to help. One of them told me you are trying to hard and going about it the wrong way, you can't be pushy and impolite just because you say this is syd. It doesn't seem to be working very good for you and soon we will all get fed up and not respond to you. People don't realize we unite when someone jacks with one of our friends. Sure we have our little spats between each other now and then but in general we are close and talk often. Now Miss Emm is doing her best to help but telling her "u have seen me naked sooo"". That my man is not respect I will tell now I know Emm and you did not get on her good side saying that. These ladies are not dumb and absolutely not sluts you are not going to get anywhere if you keep that kind of shit up.
I'm just trying to help, you are shooting your own self in the foot by using all those "cute, silly" remarks. If they happen to let you in and like you maybe you can do it then but not now you are pushing them away. What does it take to get you to understand, they may look at you and see a hot guy but you attitude is turning them off. Listen man try being polite and a gentleman a little while and see how that works and I actually think it will if it's not to late but you will have to leave that "me Tarzan you Jane" shit alone it's not working. I truely wish you luck because I feel as though you are a nice guy like me but for reason you are not letting it show.
If anyone of you ladies want to correct me on what i'm telling him feel free to do so I will stay clear and not say another word. Everyone one of you know how I feel about you and john maybe you can see i'm only trying to help. I have been on here a long time and I like to see members get along, you will never find a better friend if you want one but on the other hand it might be hard to come accross a bigger a_ _hole. Have a great day!!
By johnp [Ignore] 21,Aug,13 13:01 other posts 
Don't think I've been rude just don't agree w every thing ur little pie club says......go back and read I've been insulted but I don't think I have once Reciprocated...... Call me out if I'm wrong... It's all in good fun
By bigguy [Ignore] 21,Aug,13 14:01 other posts 
I'm not calling anyone out i'm done, nothing was said directly at me and really it doesn't matter. It's all on you and the girls. We don't have a pie club as you mentioned only good friends and will stick together when needed. Hope you can work it out.
By #409634 21,Aug,13 14:12⤴
You're an ass, but one that's fun to mess with.
By bigguy [Ignore] 21,Aug,13 14:25 other posts 
My sweet lady take it I said all i'm going to say.
By johnp [Ignore] 21,Aug,13 14:41 other posts 
Enough of the chit chat lets c ur real cock big guy!!!!
By johnp [Ignore] 21,Aug,13 14:42 other posts  ⤴
It makes me horny w u talk like that fairy!
By #409634 21,Aug,13 14:46
Then get your skinny ass over here and bend over and be prepared for me to pound your brownie maker with a strap on, then i'll slap you silly and call you Sally.
By johnp [Ignore] 21,Aug,13 14:58 other posts 
lol....... U like it rough!! But don't think I can pass up the chance of being naked in the same room as u!
By #301038 21,Aug,13 15:25
I would actually participate in a strapon train. What do you say, Fairy and Emm, strapon fuck the shit out of him? I bet we can find couple more willing and able ladies to join...
By johnp [Ignore] 21,Aug,13 15:45 other posts 
Holy shit I'm gunna load in my paints!!!! I've had two hot chicks at once but never 3!!!!
By #409634 21,Aug,13 15:57
Never had a 3 piece from KFC? Man dude, totally missing out. That hot chick is finger licking good.
By johnp [Ignore] 21,Aug,13 18:22 other posts 
No that chickEN..... I'm talking about attractive females......
By #409634 21,Aug,13 18:58
Zoooooooom, right over your head lol. You said chicks which, can mean baby chickens lol.
By johnp [Ignore] 21,Aug,13 19:00 other posts 
No I got it.... I was giving u shit...
By bigguy [Ignore] 22,Aug,13 08:29 other posts 
All I will say john is what is written on my "chicken" is a close description but me showing on public discussion won't happen!
By #316255 21,Aug,13 16:57⤴
I did? Oh the teeny tiny avatar? I guess I did Hard to see, on my phone. So.... uh... many thanks, John
By johnp [Ignore] 21,Aug,13 18:15 other posts 
U lost me emm.... What were we talking about? U were gunna friend me so I could c ur pix right.....
By #316255 21,Aug,13 19:10
John, if your hoping to see sexy you're barking up the wrong tree
By johnp [Ignore] 21,Aug,13 19:18 other posts 
U saying ur not sexy emm? Ps.... I love it w u stick ur tongue out at me like that!!!
By #316255 21,Aug,13 20:04
I am subtle... Like it?
By johnp [Ignore] 21,Aug,13 20:24 other posts 
I like it...
By #316255 21,Aug,13 23:55
By bigguy [Ignore] 22,Aug,13 08:34 other posts 
Oh miss Emm! you are starting to get to me now you sexy sweetheart!!
By johnp [Ignore] 23,Aug,13 19:57 other posts  ⤴
Peach i just realized u called me hot!!
By #415959 23,Aug,13 20:01
Uhhhh....
By johnp [Ignore] 23,Aug,13 20:04 other posts 
By johnp [Ignore] 23,Aug,13 20:32 other posts  ⤴
Once u get me u will like me.... Trust me 2 nice
By #409634 23,Aug,13 20:57
I bet you got told you were incorrigable a lot growing up JohnP…
By johnp [Ignore] 23,Aug,13 21:40 other posts 


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