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.....pps I have been thinking about doing this for along time, so here goes!!
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Interesting? Bunch'a inbred trailer trash! All they ever talk about is fucking!
Nah. I don't need one. I got a Donk.
Got a what?
Donk.
You a communist? Huh? How'd you like it, man? They tell you all the time what to do, what to think, what to feel. Do you wanna be like a sheep? Like all those other people? Baah! Baah!
Great film
'Make my day!'
'Every gun makes his own tune'
'You see in this world is two kinds of people. Those with loaded guns and those who dig - you dig'
I am just curious. I could google it,but where's the fun in that!
Right about here is where the angel is supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out. But we BITCH-slapped that mother fucker and sent him packing. So it's smooth sailing from here. Let 'er rip, boy.
To be said in a Sean Connery accent;
' Do you shee the beasht? Have you got it in your shights?'
Clear enough, Missh Moneypenny! This should preshent no shignificant problemsh!
For a vegetarian, Rents, you're a fuckin' EV!L shot!
Well, what do you wanna hear, man? Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet? Huh? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it! Every single day! You know why I don't do it? This is gonna make you laugh! You know why I don't do it? The job! Doin' the job! Now that's the reason .............
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I was driving before you were a itch in your daddy's pants!
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
Dale: "You're something too."
Alice: "I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina. You could just live there. It's warm and it's cozy."
Dale: "In your vagina?"
Alice: "I wanna walk around with you in there and just know that whenever I feel a little tickle or scratch that it's just your hair up my vagina. Please, just do it for me."
Dale: "What's happening?"
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It will be 911 times 2356
'Hakuna Matata, bitches!'
'There's a goddamn cougar in the car!'
Shake n Bake!!
'What does Diablo mean?'
'It's like... Spanish for like a fighting chicken.'
'Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers to the south call you, Jesús, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino’s, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family, my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome, striking sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, or T.R. as we call him, and of course, my red-hot smoking wife, Carley who is a stone-cold fox.'
My friends and I skipped school and we filled up a cup of pee and tried to get our neighbors dog to drink it. But he wouldn't!
Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
spectacles testicles wallet and watch.
I heard it in nuns on the run Eric Idle and Robbie Coltrane as well as your Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.
Please drink in moderation
'No, you get the senator's car! Wrong guy, wrong fucking century! Penguin looking mother fucker!'
Both from the same film.
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