'You arrogant ass! You've killed us!

Superbad- She want's my D man, in or around her mouth, she wants some of seths own dressing"

Dave: Today I threatened to shoot a naked woman with my erection.
Wally: These streets are bumpy.
Dave: You're driving on the sidewalk!
All from See no evil Hear no evil

There are two types of people:
those that talk the talk and those that walk the walk. People who walk the walk sometimes talk the talk but most times they don't talk at all, 'cause they walkin'. Now, people who talk the talk, when it comes time for them to walk the walk, you know what they do? They talk people like me into walkin' for them.

I'd knock the dust of that pussay!!

 "Right now I'd go down on a Lawman for a gallon of gas."

"You ever have your shit pushed in ?"

"It doesn't matter what you know only what you can prove"

Just heard on the news that former **** star Shirley Temple has died at 85. There goes another one from the vintage years of Hollywood. R.I.P. Shirley xxx


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"This was no composition by a 'performing monkey'!"

" your the disease and i'm the cure"

"Oh God the pressure of a name"..... "Cinder-fucking-rella"

Jean Harlow to Marie Dressler: "I was reading a book the other day that said machines will be taking the place of every profession."
Marie Dressler in reply: "Oh my dear, that's something you'll never have to worry about."
"Dinner At Eight" (1933)

Carole Lombard to Bing Crosby: "With the whole of the Pacific Ocean to swim in, I have to bump into you."
"We're Not Dressing" (1934)

"You thought I was a man? Ha ha ha .... say, come to think of it, that ain't so funny."
Doris Day in "Calamity Jane" (1953)

"Don't touch me, I'm out with friends."
Carol Haney in "The Pajama Game" (1957)

"You don't understand. I'm gonna have a baby."
Rock Hudson in "Pillow Talk" (1959)

"If there's one thing worse than a woman living alone, its a woman saying she likes it."
Thelma Ritter in "Pillow Talk" (1959)

"They're gonna take off my leg."
Susan Hayward as Jane Froman in "With A Song In My Heart" (1952)

"Teach Bilko to play cards?"
Paul Ford as Colonel Hall in an episode of The Phil Silvers Show on t.v. in the 1950s

"It's just a flesh wound."

Who does your taxes?

"As of this moment, they are on double **** probation."

Mitzi Gaynor to Kay Kendall: "Better fill the bath up."
Kay Kendall to Mitzi Gaynor in reply: "With gin!"
"Les Girls" (1957)

Wilfred Hyde-White to Hattie Jacques: "Come come, matron, surely you've seen a temperature taken like this before?"
Hattie Jacques to Wilfred Hyde-White in reply: "Yes, but never with a daffodil."
"Carry On Nurse" (1959)

"Excuse me, could you tell me the way to the police station?"
Leslie Phillips as a rookie policeman on his first day in the job in full uniform to a bloke running away from robbing a bank.
"Carry On Constable" (1960)
(The bank robber was played by one-time boxer Freddie Mills who was found shot dead in 1965, to this day it has never
been decided if it was murder or suicide.)
(This film probably has the first nude scene in a British film in a shower scene, long before nudity was acceptable. You only really see Leslie Phillips's bum, it is very tame now but must have shocked some people back in those more prudish times.)

James Robertson Justice to Dirk Bogarde: "You, what's the bleeding time?"
Dirk Bogarde in reply: "Ten to ten, sir."
"Doctor in the House" (1954)

"Look at me, ma. Top of the world!"
James Cagney in "White Heat" (1947)


"Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?"
Edward G. Robinson in "Little Caesar" (1930)


"We rob banks."
Faye Dunaway in "Bonnie and Clyde" (1967)


and probably the most famous one liner of all time:-


"I want to be alone."
Greta Garbo in "Grand Hotel" (1932)


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A little quiz question for you. What was the title of the 1945 remake of "Grand Hotel" starring Ginger Rogers? I know the answer so I'm not asking you to tell ME, I want to see if any of you know as well!!!!

What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

yippee-yi-o-kyyae muther fucker

Your only suppose to blow the bloody doors off .

One of the most oft-quoted one-liners is actually a mis-quote. Ingrid Bergman never said: "Play it again, Sam" in "Casablanca" (1941). She came close and did say "Play it, Sam" but the "again" word was never mentioned.


Same as James Cagney's alleged quote "You Dirty Rat" which he never said at all in any of his films.

Pumpkin: Everybody be cool this is a robbery!

Honey Bunny: Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!

Here's some from a few films.

We've come on holiday by mistake.

If they move, kill 'em.

You couldn't win an egg a spoon race, Eric. Step away from the car, or I'll blow you apart.

If they had'nt a done what I told 'em not to do they'd still be alive.

First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.

Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. This... Is my BOOMstick! 

Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... Molecular structures.

"Knock, Knock", is being said by Arnold as he kicks down the door/wall and then shoots baddies in the room.

"You're both hauling like brooligans."
Dinah Sheridan in "Genevieve" (1953)

"Chin up, dear. Both of them."

Kim Novak to Elizabeth Taylor in "The Mirror Crack'd" (1980)

"Fasten your seat belts, its going to be a bumpy night."
Bette Davis in "All About Eve" (1950)

"Let's not reach for the moon, we have the stars."
Bette Davis in "Now, Voyager" (1942)

"This is the stuff that dreams are made of."
Humphrey Bogart in "The Maltese Falcon" (1941)

"Don't worry, sweetheart, as long as there are pavements, you'll ALWAYS have a job."
Joan Blondell in "Footlight Parade" (1933)

"The only time she said no, she didn't hear the question."
Can't remember the name of the actor who said this but it was made to Ginger Rogers in her role as Anytime Annie in "42nd Street" (1933)

"Oh, we got both kinds of music. We got country *and* western!"

I think I can still smell your wife's pussy stink on my gun... hope it doesn't rust the barrel.