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Started by JustWill [Ignore] 28,Jul,16 14:08  other posts
I'm thinking four.
The first one is just experimentation...to see what it's like.
The second can be seen as an attempt to gather a bit more data.
The third blowjob is simply to confirm the results of the test and determine whether or not you really like sucking cock.
Number four, though, makes it official.

Sucking that fourth dick earns you your membership card, and you can expect the club T-shirt to arrive in the mail in seven to ten days.

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By #496814 07,Aug,16 20:21
It is hard to say, Will. If they were und'raged you would be a ped'o phile. If they were from an imal youd be a zoophile. If they were part of a corpse you would be a necrophile and in neither situation qualify as gay.

If it was merely your own, it would be a form of masturbation, which is a healthy act of sexual expression performed by either gays and straights. But if it were more than one cock you sucked off, I would go see a doctor or a porn director. Most men have but one cock.

If it were but fake dicks, I'd pity you. Its kinda pointless and a bit pathetic to suck off fake cocks. Try a real one, for fucks sake.

If it were cocks by transgender people, it's a very complicated discussion. I wouldn't have any clue what would be considered gay then, regardless of the number. Actually I doubt one could ever know...

So as you see here, the question seems easy and pretty straightforward (pun intended), the answer isn't easily given. It prolly goes deeper than your throat.


By #513218 04,Aug,16 16:31
I love fucking women and always have, do not consider myself gay in anyway, but I still like sucking the odd cock. And don't care if it's a M or f sucking mine.
By JustWill [Ignore] 06,Aug,16 07:42 other posts 
Do you have to hang with circus people to find "odd" cocks? Like, do they have two heads or something?
By leopoldij [Ignore] 06,Aug,16 10:30 other posts 
You mean like this? only registered users can see external links
By JustWill [Ignore] 06,Aug,16 12:39 other posts 
Some shit just can't be un-seen.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 06,Aug,16 12:45 other posts 
I know. .....


By #281008 04,Aug,16 02:34
1st time u get cum in ur mouth then u gay
By JustWill [Ignore] 04,Aug,16 07:38 other posts 
So, it's the cum that causes gayness--not the penis in your mouth? That means that you can blow as many guys as you want to as long as they don't bust a nut...
By bella! [Ignore] 04,Aug,16 15:49 other posts 
If cum in your mouth makes you gay, I must be gay!
By #363802 04,Aug,16 16:03
Me too!
By #281008 05,Aug,16 03:53
me too
By #476377 05,Aug,16 13:09
Damn, I thought I was bi...


By #511804 30,Jul,16 21:08
There are people like myself that like both eating pussy as well as sucking cock. So does that me gay since I have sucked cocks? What about the desire and lust for my female very straight wife? She loves me pleasing her orally and vaginal insertion. She complains I hit her cervix but still enjoys our love making. There are true bisexuals, often called greedy for wanting both sexes.
By JustWill [Ignore] 30,Jul,16 22:42 other posts 
The sexual orientation of your partner is not a factor.
By #511804 31,Jul,16 07:06
What are the factors?
By JustWill [Ignore] 31,Jul,16 08:18 other posts 
You said "What about the desire and lust for my female very STRAIGHT wife?". I was just pointing out that HER being straight has nothing to do with YOU being straight.
By #511804 04,Aug,16 20:45
I did not mean that to be a factor, she could also be bisexual. The point is gay men only like other men by definition. Some people think there is no middle area between gay and straight. I have been told by both gay and straight men that there are no bisexuals. In the 90s on IRC chat networks there was a lot of debate and outright **** as the Internet was exploding and people thought they were anonymous.
By chubbyloves [Ignore] 02,Aug,16 18:16 other posts 
It is the best of both worlds. You just enjoy sex
By #511804 04,Aug,16 20:46
I do love sex very much, if my wife and I had better health we would be bunnies.


By #453433 04,Aug,16 14:22
Its just another form of sex. I am straight and love eating and fucking pussy, but I also enjoy sucking and draining cock and no that doesn't make me gay. I just enjoy sex and I am always horny so seeing all your cocks makes me horny.
By JustWill [Ignore] 04,Aug,16 16:26 other posts 
But, by definition, it makes you Bi...
By bella! [Ignore] 04,Aug,16 17:50 other posts 
Or a plain ol' cocksucker!
By #363802 04,Aug,16 18:58
I feel the same way! I LOVE women,first and foremost! But I do enjoy sucking on a nice dick from time to time! (I'm not into guys sucking mine though) For that reason, I don't consider myself straight,I consider myself bisexual.


By #514830 04,Aug,16 08:25
Is sex the only part of a gay relationship ?? No, it's caring about each other person or wanting to be around each other even after you have sex. People make it sound like sex is the top thing in a relationship. Our bodies will respond to anyone touching them in a sexual way. Why base you sexuality on that ? Base your sexuality on who you want to be with after you have sex. In a 24 hour period sex is only a small amount of time you are with someone. Two people should be able to talk and tell each other how each one reaches orgasm.


That's why you have sex to make other person feel good and they have sex to make you feel good. That makes sex more personal and two people will open up about they are thinking sexual and share it.


Two straight guys can jerk off together or suck each other because guys need to cum like everyday. If we don't guys have wet dreams. Our bodies or built to cum. Guys need sexual releaf to relax and be normal. If two guys want to help each other relax as guys know they need, why is that gay ?
By JustWill [Ignore] 04,Aug,16 10:16 other posts 
So, if they don't cum every day they will DIE?! That's just horrible. You'd think there would be a built-in method to relieve sexual needs without having to suck another guy's dick...


By inwood [Ignore] 03,Aug,16 21:18 other posts 
so can you eat a bunch of pussies to negate the cocks you've sucked and undo the gay you've done?
By bella! [Ignore] 03,Aug,16 21:57 other posts 
Is that kinda like downing a Diet Coke after eating a Big Mac with french fries? You know, how the Diet Coke is said to cancel all the calories and fat grams in the darn meal you just ate!
By JustWill [Ignore] 03,Aug,16 22:42 other posts 
Gay can never be undone. It always remains on your permanent record.


By #509942 03,Aug,16 21:55
If you suck a dick your not gay you just like dick. If a guy sucks my dick it feels good
By JustWill [Ignore] 03,Aug,16 22:36 other posts 
If it DIDN'T feel good, no one would want to have it done.


By #509942 03,Aug,16 22:01
Mmm big mac


By #476377 29,Jul,16 13:33
Does it has to be 4 different cocks? Or sucking 4 times the same guy counts?

Anyway based on that formula I'm gay. However I like women, and cocks. Not really attracted to guys except their cocks. Go figure.
By furluvr [Ignore] 30,Jul,16 01:04 other posts 
I had the exact same question!

I'd say (and I think Will will agree) that you're bi. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
By #476377 30,Jul,16 01:18
That matches my own perception of my sexual orientation
By JustWill [Ignore] 30,Jul,16 07:05 other posts 
If you go back and blow the same guy four times, I'm thinking that you really like that guy!
By admin [Ignore] 30,Jul,16 08:28 other posts 
Honestly, I don't see what one has to do with another. I may like some woman's ass and adore her pussy and enjoy diving into it, but in the same time I may think she's a bad person, rude, stupid, a wreck for a relationship or even face-ugly.

So, gay or not, I think same applies to guys. You may like his dick but do not like the guy.
By JustWill [Ignore] 30,Jul,16 08:48 other posts 
Perhaps it's just a matter of perspective. For me, if I don't like YOU, I don't like any PART of you. That transcends even sex. I don't care how beautiful the guy's dick is. By virtue of being attached to an asshole, his dick is an asshole, too.
By admin [Ignore] 30,Jul,16 11:25 other posts 
You eat pork, or don't you?
By JustWill [Ignore] 30,Jul,16 15:06 other posts 
Some of my best friends are pigs.
By #476377 02,Aug,16 02:45
Exactly. I like the guy's cock, but for me it has nothing to do with liking the guy or not.
By chubbyloves [Ignore] 02,Aug,16 18:14 other posts 
Official ruling, your Bi


By #502711 30,Jul,16 19:59
I think that if you have the thought of sucking a dick, then you are probably gay.
By JustWill [Ignore] 30,Jul,16 20:36 other posts 
And if you have the thought of pushing someone off of a bridge, does that make you a murderer?
By bella! [Ignore] 30,Jul,16 20:48 other posts 
A couple of questions for you JustWill, 1) How high is the bridge? 2) Is there water below?
By JustWill [Ignore] 30,Jul,16 22:40 other posts 
1)High enough to bust your melon.
2)Nope.
By bella! [Ignore] 30,Jul,16 22:59 other posts 
Thank you for the clarification!


By #510951 30,Jul,16 21:46
I am BiSexual and I enjoy eating pussy as well as suck cock
By JustWill [Ignore] 30,Jul,16 22:41 other posts 
Now, see? That sounds completely reasonable.


By #201583 30,Jul,16 08:37
WTF! Where is my membership card and T-shirt? I am still waiting on the cock sucker platinum rewards card.
By JustWill [Ignore] 30,Jul,16 08:49 other posts 
Does that card have frequent "flyer" miles?
By #201583 30,Jul,16 09:04
Yep. They send out a point redemption catalog as well. It has everything from Tupperware to emergency roadside assistance. Just think, some members could benefit from the Tupperware. They could live in comfort simply by no longer storing veggies in their butts. And the best part is, every time you blow a straight guy the points are doubled.
By bella! [Ignore] 30,Jul,16 20:51 other posts 
You, cumdump, are funny as heck!


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