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Started by #487013 [Ignore] 15,Nov,17 09:05
Discuss any “constructive” adult topics here...


Because talking about Cheeto residue staining your foreskin or asking who else uses a chimichanga to masturbate is hella constructive....

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By bella! [Ignore] 22,Nov,17 13:23 other posts 
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving Day in the United States, a day to feast and watch FOOTBALL (American football).

A traditional meal in my house was Turkey, stuffing/sage dressing (no Stove Top brand in our home), mashed potatoes and gravy, yams, cranberry sauce and for dessert, pumpkin pie and my pops likes minced meat.

Although Thanksgiving is an American "thing", Canadians in October, us in November, what kinds of food are prepared for your holiday meal(s)?
By jayman73 [Ignore] 22,Nov,17 22:53 other posts 
Mashed potatoes, turkey, stuffing with Jimmy Dean sausage, cranberries, and corn.

My uncle used to make homemade Italian sausage for Thanksgiving too.
By bella! [Ignore] 23,Nov,17 11:01 other posts 
It all sounds good, jayman!

Are you from an Italian background or just a family that enjoys homemade Italian sausage?
By #358797 23,Nov,17 00:08
I'm up late baking for tomorrow. Haha. I always cook too much. I feel like an asshole for celebrating Thanksgiving, but I do enjoy cooking.
I cook a turkey with home made stuffing, mashed taters, gravy, roasted veggies (corn, carrots, taters, and green beans), sweet potatoes,baked beans, mac and cheese, pasta salad, macaroni salad, tater salad, apple pies, pumpkin pie, pumpkin roll, pumpkin cookies, and some sort of cake.
I'm probably forgetting something... Too much to think of. lol
By bella! [Ignore] 23,Nov,17 07:49 other posts 
Girl!? You must like to cook because that "menu" seems like it is over the top! How many are you feeding or do you just like leftovers?

Try to get out of the kitchen and enjoy your day!
By #460385 23,Nov,17 08:20
Turkey and a ham. Mashed potatoes, gravy, cranberry sauce, candied yams, green bean casserole, sweet potato casserole, scalloped corn, traditional stuffing, oyster stuffing (for my grandpa), baked mac and cheese, deviled eggs, and baked dinner rolls, finished off with pumpkin and apple pie. Same menu every year.
By bella! [Ignore] 23,Nov,17 11:00 other posts 
Turkey and ham, candied yams AND sweet potato casserole, too? WOW! That's an extensive menu, too. Again, growing up, our bird was stuffed with sage dressing. I forgot, there was a small area that had stuffing with prunes, go figure. My grandma/mom did that because it help darken the gravy and probably enhanced the flavor. My guess is that the prune stuffing concept is similar to your "oyster" stuffing. Lots for your family to be thankful for this year, that no one was harmed or suffered a big property loss during the recent topical storms!
By #358797 23,Nov,17 11:18
Just my daughter and I... And there's plenty if any family decides to stop by to visit... lol
But yeah... Lots of leftovers... Buck season starts Monday, so it's always nice to not have to cook for a few days.
By bella! [Ignore] 28,Nov,17 21:09 other posts 
Are you a hunter?
By #358797 28,Nov,17 22:19
Yep. Didn't go today though, had to work. Bleh.
By bella! [Ignore] 28,Nov,17 22:22 other posts 
Shut the front door! So you're a "rifle" hunter versus bow and arrow? Have you been a hunter for a long time?
By #358797 28,Nov,17 23:05
Yep. Rifle. And I've been hunting since I was 12, and been handling guns since I was a toddler. Lol.
IDK if it's a Pennsylvanian thing or not, but 'we' typically don't hide our guns here. Ki.ds, around here anyways, are taught how to properly handle and unload a gun very early.
By veryshyguy [Ignore] 28,Nov,17 14:40 other posts 
My meal is pretty much the same as yours!


By bella! [Ignore] 28,Nov,17 07:03 other posts 
Thanksgiving was celebrated twice this year, once with my family and AGAIN, the following day with friends. I must say, I was really surprised with the dessert served at my friend's house, not the choice of pies, the choice of topping. Here's a question for all you pie eaters, do you like to top your pie with 1) whipped cream, real whipped cream that comes out of the can and/or the heavy whipping cream that you actually whip into the light, fluffy, yummy stuff OR 2) the "non dairy" stuff found in the grocer's frozen food aisle, a common name associated with this product is Cool Whip?
By RealTitsLover [Ignore] 28,Nov,17 07:28 other posts 
How is this an adult topic?

I like either one, really. They both taste good to me.
By bella! [Ignore] 28,Nov,17 21:07 other posts 
How is this an "adult topic"? Well, I'm an adult.
By #358797 28,Nov,17 08:22
I prefer the canned variety infused with vodka, but if that's not available, definitely cool whip.
By bella! [Ignore] 28,Nov,17 21:08 other posts 
Oh, yuck!

Other than that, you're a'ight.
By veryshyguy [Ignore] 28,Nov,17 14:36 other posts 
The heavy whipping cream that you have to whip into the light fluffy stuff!!


By _avg_ [Ignore] 25,Nov,17 00:29 other posts 
The internet as we have known it is very soon to disappear.

Up until now, if the URL was valid, it would be loaded exactly as fast as any other valid URL on the internet (technical limitations accounted for) -- it did not matter what the destination or content of the URL was: they were all 'neutral.'

Soon, ISPs [Internet Service Providers] will be able to remove, restrict or add pay-walls to URLs that used to be 'neutral' -- this site, included.

Soon, 5 ISPs (covering >90% of American internet users) will control the infrastructure of the internet in the US, and will be free to charge whatever they wish to any potential competitor who would need to use their infrastructure -- permitting prohibitively exorbitant 'piggybacking' fees, effectively pricing out any potential rivals. Creating 'new infrastructure' (the ‘innovation’ in the argument by those championing de-regulation) is beyond the capacity of virtually any serious investor, apart from the state; even GOOGLE* has taken 7 YEARS to get Fiber into just 9 MARKETS in the US. *[In 2012, Goldman Sachs estimated Google would need $140 BILLION to provide the whole US with services; it had $45B in assets at the time, ie. ~30% of that value. (http://www.businessinsider.com/how-much-it-would-cost-google-to-build-a-cable-network-2012-12)]

The FCC has, to this point, disregarded the comments of over TWO HUNDRED MILLION Americans, and may even have engaged in criminal activity by impersonating citizens to present the appearance of favor for eliminating the so-called ‘Net-neutrality’ that had arisen through purely organic market forces before it was codified in 2015, now facing repeal.

**If you think this problem faces only the US, you are gravely mistaken.**

The US now sets precedence for other countries to follow, and most dangerously so those countries with fragile or no real democracy; those countries with the greatest need for a free and unobstructed press, the fourth pillar of any vital democracy, and the only means to speak truth to power with efficacy.

If you too are concerned, you should be. And if you are not, **YOU SHOULD BE CONCERNED**.

Indeed, you ARE concerned, whether you acknowledge it or not.

So now, my question for “Constructive Adult Discussion”…what can be done about this? What SHOULD be done? What SHALL you do?

The US faces a vote on Net Neutrality on Dec 14th (voice your concerns with your representatives; good start here only registered users can see external links ); take whatever action you can, in your country.

Can YOU decide what the internet will look like tomorrow?
By Dev01 [Ignore] 25,Nov,17 04:30 other posts 
Dark web and a few common sense things.

Its not the monster people are lead to
believe. Its been around some time and
not just for Bad porn or drugs and guns.


It was created for privacy concerns and
does a great job.


Please dont go on about silk road....
Stupidity and complacency got him into
trouble.

If you need to be safe in the dark world, my first recommendation would be the VPN. It is because most are highly secured and powerful to secure your privacy over the internet.


Buy VPN immediately. Don’t restrict them. Be Secured.

Don’t use your mobile phone for 2-step verification on Tor.Don’t operate user account outside Tor.

Don’t post your personal information.

Do not use HTTP website on Tor.Don’t send unencrypted data over Tor.

Do not use Tor with Windows.

Don’t forget to delete cookies and local website data.

Don’t use Tor for Google search.

Don’t connect to the same server with and without Tor simultaneously.

Simple method

run a virtual machine... simple and most of the time effective. I use them to catch indian scammers on a website i choose not to name nor go
into detail about.... not for everyone but thats my 10 cents
By admin [Ignore] 25,Nov,17 15:56 other posts 
Net Neutrality regulation on Internet was introduced only in 2015. Internet existed just fine without it almost 25 years before that. I'm sure it will continue to exist without this regulation again despite all the fuss.

If you ask me, Internet was much better back in 1998-2002 when not many people used it and governments ignored it almost completely.
By Dev01 [Ignore] 25,Nov,17 17:46 other posts 


By kebmo [Ignore] 24,Nov,17 21:52 other posts 
Trump's tweet:

Time Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named “Man (Person) of the Year,” like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!


Time's response:

The President is incorrect about how we choose Person of the Year. TIME does not comment on our choice until publication, which is December 6.


Pathological liar or just senile?
By JustWill [Ignore] 25,Nov,17 12:30 other posts 
As I have said before, President Caligula is a total nut-bag.
By #536760 25,Nov,17 15:00
By Andthisisme [Ignore] 25,Nov,17 16:19 other posts 
I wonder about hime; does he just blatantly tell ourtright lies and not care about that or does he actually believe what he says at the mpoment that he says it.

Of course neither is good for a President, but i would love to know for sure which he was doing.


By #358797 24,Nov,17 14:21
Anyone got any good black Friday shopping stories? I just saw a fist fight at the dollar store over a shopkins playset.
By #536760 24,Nov,17 20:18
Cool
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Everyone please send leftovers to me.You makeing me hungery.
By kebmo [Ignore] 24,Nov,17 21:40 other posts 
The hilarious part is that it was at a dollar store! Classy people like me duke it out at Walmart! I don't do Black Friday, I can't stand the crowds. Black Friday has caught on in Canada in recent years because about 90% of Canadians live within 160 km (100 miles) of the US border. Canadian retailers had to jump on board to keep the dollars in Canada.


By bella! [Ignore] 16,Nov,17 04:31 other posts 
Wouldn't using a chimichanga to masturbate be rather abrasive? I suspect that guacamole would be more soothing, no?
By #358797 16,Nov,17 06:37
I have no idea what the hell a chimichanga even is...
By #487013 16,Nov,17 09:15
Fried burrito basically
By #358797 16,Nov,17 09:41
Well, I like burritos... And if I was a guy, I might consider stuffing my wiener in one...
By HunterAce [Ignore] 16,Nov,17 21:12 other posts 
If you had a weiner I can imagine you would try all kinds of things with it
By #358797 16,Nov,17 21:59
It would be broken and mangled within a week, I'm sure.
By #487013 16,Nov,17 09:14
You may be right.
By HunterAce [Ignore] 16,Nov,17 21:13 other posts 
Depends on how spicy the guac is I guess
By veryshyguy [Ignore] 17,Nov,17 13:29 other posts 
Seeing all the replies I might lose my appetite for Mexican food!!
By kebmo [Ignore] 22,Nov,17 23:00 other posts 
I would consider guacamole but not with lemon juice! I think that would be a bad thing.


By mr_blue [Ignore] 17,Nov,17 13:27 other posts 
Anyone else been having problems viewing pictures here ?
Or is it just me?
By JustWill [Ignore] 17,Nov,17 13:28 other posts 
Not just you, Bud.
I just get a framed blank when I click on an individual pic.
By mr_blue [Ignore] 17,Nov,17 13:45 other posts 
Ok..I thought it was just my browser or something..
By Edmonton [Ignore] 17,Nov,17 14:16 other posts 
Same here certain ones others seem fine
By RealTitsLover [Ignore] 18,Nov,17 02:10 other posts 
*starsky* PM'd admin about it and he fixed it.
By bella! [Ignore] 17,Nov,17 15:19 other posts 
Now I understand what you're referring to. I attempted to click on one picture, then others, on the Recently Submitted Normal Dicks page and nothing other than a big ol' framed nothing!
By bella! [Ignore] 17,Nov,17 15:28 other posts 
The problem extends as far as private picture's as well.
By bella! [Ignore] 17,Nov,17 15:09 other posts 
I thought there was a problem with the way that montana transferred THIS picture to the forum. Is this the issue you're describing?

At the time of this post, you will need to bypass at least on addional member's post in the thread I'm attaching.

/forum/thread.php?id=20640#282
By Edmonton [Ignore] 17,Nov,17 15:42 other posts 
Looks like it’s been just fixed
By routemaster [Ignore] 18,Nov,17 00:20 other posts 
I had the same problem last night, too, but it all is OK again this morning


By bella! [Ignore] 17,Nov,17 23:51 other posts 
Here's something constructive to discuss, are these two pictures different other than one is cropped smaller than the other?

Both uploaded by the same member, both on the Popular page and members are voting for both. Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!



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