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I often awaken in the middle of the night with an erection.
So, I just edge it for a while then I stop and fall back asleep;
or I edge it until I finish myself off.
About those "Gotta Go Pee" hard-ons, they're a riot! lol
Sometimes I wake up with my cock so hard that I have to
stand a far distance from the toilet, bend forward a lil bit
and forcefully aim my stiff cock down to pee,
and then gradually walk towards the toilet as my
erection subsides, without spillin my piss everywhere!
"Morning Wood?" How about "Diving Board"!
Hold a plastic ruler at the edge of a table, flex it
downwards, and then let it snap back up so it makes
that "stuttering" sound... I wish my hard-on could
make that sound!
so we don't miss the toilet.
Bonus points if we piss the frog away!
the "Launch pad"... standing at the bathroom doorway
and arching the stream into the toilet.
(pisses from around the corner of the restroom doorway)
get extra doses of Viagra.
Why?
So they don't fall out of bed.
Or, I should say, it's on reserve.
Give it the slightest motivation and it wakes up in no time.
An unfulfilled erection is just stored energy.
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