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Started by #584076 [Ignore] 07,May,19 22:48
This is just a place where anybody can post anything that makes them go WTF on the site???

I'd prefer to keep personal attacks on other members to a minimum but feel free to engage in debate on anything that arises.

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By #551147 21,Jun,19 19:18
WTF!

A certain site slimy maggot Licksipsuckit, decided to crawl from downunder the sewage pit she resides in, and update her reason for blacklisting me. Oh OUCH that really stings!

Go fuck yourself brainless bitch! The ONLY reason you included Bella's name is to get a rise out of her. You're SO transparent it's nauseating.
By bella! [Ignore] 21,Jun,19 19:36 other posts 
Oh, that DUMB CUNT can't get a rise out of me. She's so fricken stoopid, let her believe what she wants.
By dgraff [Ignore] 21,Jun,19 20:21 other posts 
Hahaha she couldn't get a rise out of me if she dropped to her knees and nudged me around a bit
By #551147 21,Jun,19 20:30
I forgot to mention, Doofuss forgot her signature at the end of her ramblings... Chop chop DOOFUSS! Go back in and sign it now.


By #584076 18,Jun,19 09:05
Hey guys...

Guess the dose of WTF hasn't exactly been daily...

Literally been in a coma for a week...

WTF has been going on?
By dgraff [Ignore] 18,Jun,19 09:18 other posts 
Just to bring you up to speed Charles wet noodle wanted to meet mr cc54 for what I believe to be a fist fight but I believe mr cc54 just had lunch in mind
By #460385 18,Jun,19 09:38
That's correct. Just wanted to buy the loonies some lunch.
By dgraff [Ignore] 18,Jun,19 09:44 other posts 
Odd chuckles post seems to have disappeared
By #551147 18,Jun,19 09:52
Treat'em like the royalty they believe they are and take them to the Burger King.
By dgraff [Ignore] 18,Jun,19 10:42 other posts 
Mmmmm flame broiled


By #584076 05,Jun,19 00:55
WTF?

I would like to take this chance to apologize...

Not for calling the crazy, manipulative, lying cunt a "Crazy, manipulative, lying cunt"...

That was fully deserved...

But I would like to apologize to the apparent gang of 8 who have come under fire from the deranged phsychosis that emerged...

Sorry guys!
By dgraff [Ignore] 05,Jun,19 04:55 other posts 
It's not your fault this sort of thing has been happening for years and there's more out there
By JustWill [Ignore] 05,Jun,19 07:40 other posts 
No apology required.
You can't take responsibility for other people's crazy.
By 2nice [Ignore] 05,Jun,19 09:51 other posts 
I’ve never been so happy being blacklisted before. I know it won’t last, but I’ll enjoy it until the Crazy Wagon rolls back into town.
By bella! [Ignore] 05,Jun,19 12:06 other posts 
I hope you knew that I was joking when I called you out for pissing her off. She is known for these meltdowns.

And what is laughable is how admin deflects her ignorance and hateful posts back at me and my "circle of friends".
By #584076 05,Jun,19 16:11
I know you were...

She is all kinds of mental though.

And I honestly didn't expect her to react by blocking all y'all.

Weird as fuck!
By bella! [Ignore] 05,Jun,19 17:29 other posts 
Blocked, sclocked! So Candy/hotpussy creates the shit storm of the century, blocks whoever she blocked and then signs in as Candy/WetNoodle and sings her praises. Gosh, maybe she can convince admin that the other two men in her household, Gerome and the other guy, use the same computer and want to join, too.

Don't you have a girlfriend living with you? Have her create a profile using your computer. Maybe just JustWill could do the same and me too. dgraff has a young friend that lives with him so we all should be good to go and create multiple profiles.
By #584076 05,Jun,19 19:01
I'm good just being me thanks.
😉
By dgraff [Ignore] 05,Jun,19 20:10 other posts 
I have enough trouble keeping up with one account yet alone two
By bella! [Ignore] 05,Jun,19 23:10 other posts 
Yes, and so does she. They ALL (hotpussy, mandy658 and WetNoodle) use and misspell the same words and "he" and she punctuate the same.
By dgraff [Ignore] 06,Jun,19 05:10 other posts 
Yeah I know I’ve seen it to it’s sad
By phart [Ignore] 08,Jun,19 17:14 other posts 
I aint never been bored enough to TYPE to myself.Sometimes I talk to myself but that does not take nearly as much effort and I don't normally respond to myself.


By #584076 08,Jun,19 02:20
WTF is the point in people who don't like to sexually please their partner?

I derive more pleasure from making my partner's eyes roll back in all-encompassing orgasm than I do by having my own needs sated!

I just don't undwrstand people that don't!
By dgraff [Ignore] 08,Jun,19 05:36 other posts 
I could not agree with you more I get more joy out of pleasing others then being pleased myself


By #584076 04,Jun,19 17:32
WTF?

Kill Bill had the Crazy 88...

Why not just the Crazy 8???

The Crazy H8!


By #584076 03,Jun,19 18:43
ABSOLUTE DERANGED LYING, MANIPULATIVE CUNT!!!!
By bella! [Ignore] 03,Jun,19 18:59 other posts 
WOW! Who pissed in your Cheerios?
By #584076 03,Jun,19 19:03
There's no point uttering the name...

Everyone that matters knows and gets it!
By bella! [Ignore] 03,Jun,19 19:07 other posts 
Ava Max, SWEET BUT PSYCHO

Oh, she's sweet but a psycho
A little bit psycho
At night she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
Oh, she's hot but a psycho
So left but she's right though
At night she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
She'll make you curse, but she a blessing
She'll rip your shirt within a second
You'll be coming back, back for seconds
With your plate, you just can't help it
No, no, you'll play along
Let her lead you on, on, on
You'll be saying, "No, no"
Then saying, "Yes, yes, yes"
'Cause she messin' with your head
Oh, she's sweet but a psycho
A little bit psycho
At night she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
Oh, she's hot but a psycho
So left but she's right though
At night she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
Grab a cop gun kinda crazy
She's poison but tasty
Yeah, people say, "Run, don't walk away"
'Cause she's sweet but a psycho
A little bit psycho
At night she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
See, someone said, "Don't drink her potions"
She'll kiss your neck with no emotion
When she's mean, you know you love it
'Cause she tastes so sweet, don't sugarcoat it
No, no, you'll play along
Let her lead you on, on, on
You'll be saying, "No (no, no, no, no), no (no, no)"
Then saying, "Yes, yes, yes"
'Cause she messin' with your head
Oh, she's sweet but a psycho
A little bit psycho
At night she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
Oh, she's hot but a psycho
So left but she's right though
At night she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
Grab a cop gun kinda crazy
She's poison but tasty
Yeah, people say, "Run, don't walk away"
'Cause she's sweet but a psycho
A little bit psycho
At night she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
You're just like me, you're out your mind
I know it's strange, we're both the crazy kind
You're tellin' me that I'm insane
Boy, don't pretend that you don't love the pain
Oh, she's sweet but a psycho
A little bit psycho
At night she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
Oh, she's hot but a psycho
So left but she's right though
At night she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
Grab a cop gun kinda crazy
She's poison but tasty
Yeah, people say, "Run, don't walk away"
'Cause she's sweet but a psycho
A little bit psycho
At night she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
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By #584076 03,Jun,19 19:15
Absolutely nothing sweet...

Just hateful psycho!
By bella! [Ignore] 03,Jun,19 19:19 other posts 
Well, this was the closest thing that I could find. Although "hateful" is befitting, it's a two syllable word and "sweet" kinda slipped in.....
By #584076 03,Jun,19 19:21
Dumb works!
By bella! [Ignore] 03,Jun,19 19:32 other posts 
Yes, yes, it does!
By #578610 03,Jun,19 19:17
OLD WITCH OLD WITCH-BURL IVES

Chicken my chicken my creamy crow,
I went to the well to wash my toe,
When I got there the water was low,
What time is it, Old Witch, Old Witch?
What time is it Old Witch?
Old Witch, Old Witch, she lives in a ditch,
And combs her hair with a hickory switch.
She lives on nails and snails and flies
And if you go near she'll wobble her eyes,
Oh, she'll wobble her eyes, Oh, she'll wobble her eyes.
Chicken my chicken my creamy cran,
I went to the well to wash my hand,
When I got there the water was sand,
What time is it, Old Witch, Old Witch?
What time is it Old Witch?
Old Witch, Old Witch, she lives in a ditch,
And combs her hair with a hickory switch.
She's fat as a feather but tight in the middle
And when she talks she sounds like a fiddle.
Oh, she sound like a fiddle! Oh, she sound like a fiddle!
Chicken my chicken my creamy crase,
I went to the well to wash my face,
But, when I got there the water was lace,
What time is it, Old Witch, Old Witch?
What time is it Old Witch?
Old Witch, Old Witch, she lives in a ditch,
And combs her hair with a hickory switch.
She sleeps on a bed with straw and corn
And when she snores she sounds like a horn,
Oh, she sound like a horn! Oh, she sound like a horn!
Chicken my chicken my creamy cregs,
I went to the well to wash my legs,
And when I got there the water was dregs,
What time is it, Old Witch, Old Witch?
What time is it Old Witch?
Old Witch, Old Witch, she lives in a ditch,
And combs her hair with a hickory switch.
And as I said she's very fat
And when she walks she jumps like a cat,
Oh, she jumps like a cat! Oh, she jumps like a cat!
By #584076 03,Jun,19 19:21
I know lots of Wiccans...

I'll take a witch any day over an abusive, lying, manipulative, vitriolic cunt!
By #578610 03,Jun,19 19:34
Yeah, we know you know half the world. If you like to fuck a witch (or maybe a warlock, who knows) well, go for it. Have you met the local ones? I bet they have an EYE on you. Tomorrow I plan to post about the British Monarchy. Are they cousins of yours? Maybe Trump's slut will give you a BJ
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You manipulative, lying cunt!
By #584076 03,Jun,19 19:37
Only thing I agree with you about is that Trump is an evil cunt too!

And again you're rambling like a crazy fucking cat lady!
By #578610 03,Jun,19 19:38
You manipulative, lying cunt!
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You lying, manupulative cunt!
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You are a cunt, lyar lyar
By #584076 03,Jun,19 19:44
Attack after attack after attack after attack all because I had the gall to call you on your homophobic twattery...

Then you make out like I'm the aggressor for defending myself from your blanketing of the forum with selective, manipulative copy and pasted bullshit.
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And it's fucking LIAR, LIAR you illiterate, manipulative, lying CUNT!
By #578610 03,Jun,19 19:47
Oh,my! He's defending himself against the vile things that CUNT said about him. Why, it's so unfair. The question now is, "Did he soiled his panties?"
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You manipulative, lying cunt.
By #584076 03,Jun,19 19:50
Do you ever look at yourself?

You fucking started, and propogated this shit with your blanketing of the forum with lies, manipulations and hate...

That is cunty behaviour and if you took a second and got down off your high horse (and could form rational thought) you'd see that this is why you get such hate in return!
By #578610 03,Jun,19 19:57
Sweetie pie, I do all right on site. This area of the site is where all the asshats and twats with their hatred and stupid ideas are at. Think what you like but you and your crowd are a bunch of loosers. My friends always ask me why I bother coming here. Now, be a dear. Take the thumb you have in your mouth and the thumb you have in your ass and switch them. Ta Ta
By #584076 03,Jun,19 20:10
Really...

Is this your school playground?

Such a bully!

Must be proud of yourself.
By bella! [Ignore] 04,Jun,19 01:49 other posts 
SEE! YOU PISSED HER OFF AND SHE BLACKLISTED ME! THAT IS THE MIND OF SOMEONE WHO IS EFFED UP!
By #584076 04,Jun,19 02:29
Mental!
Sorry hun...
Psychotic people are unpredictable.


By #584076 02,Jun,19 19:59
WTF Hotpussy????

hotpussy -02,Jun,19 18:12 A rant in her thread:

"A very nice man posted this a few days ago. I just came across it. 

Let me try to 'splain this one more time: 
Using homosexual slurs, innuendos, and insinuations as a way to demean a guy's masculinity is, in all cases, homophobic. Such behavior starts from the premise that GAY = LESS THAN MASCULINE, and doing so makes you a homophobe. And an idiot. 

You are wrong. The premise is THAT YOU ARE MORE FEMENINE WANTING A MAN TO FUCK YOU LIKE A WOMAN. The way a guy's masculinity is demeaned is by the fact he acts feminine. Stating the truth is just that, stating the truth. Any gay idiot would know that."

My response:

Lots of gay men do not in any way act feminine. 

Again... 

This is homophobic bias! 

Hun... I have zero problem with you defending yourself if somebody misrepresents you or is having a go at you but what you are doing here is attempting to justify homophobic behaviour by shifting the definition of homophobic behaviour which is coming across as even more homophobic than the original remark. 

Masculinity or feminity have absolutely nothing to do with being gay or straight... 

You are confusing gender and sexuality and that is homophobic! 

I know gay MMA fighters - They are super-masculine who just happen to be attracted to guys... 

I also know super-feminine straight guys who have zero interest in anything gay! 

Confusing gender with sexuality and using it in a demeaning way is ignorant and homophobic!
By #578610 02,Jun,19 20:44
This is an article from the Huff Post
First of all, masculinity is a socially constructed concept that people selectively use to describe what a man should be and how he should act. Men should be macho, brave, strong, watch football on Sundays, and never show emotion. According to most people, men shouldn’t do things that counter standardized worldviews of masculinity.
I should think getting fucked up the ass is counter to that view
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You don't like my point of view. I have nothing against gays. I have several friends who are gay and I am BI. I've been in a relationship with a woman for over 20 yrs. You are looking at this as a slight to JustWill and CC54 and naturally they are right and I'm wrong. However, my view of the masculinity of a gay guy is as valid as yours, regardless if he's a world class wrestler or a poof-poof
By JustWill [Ignore] 03,Jun,19 10:44 other posts 
You know that reason and logic are not going to work here. You would have more success trying to pee up a rope...
By #584076 03,Jun,19 19:18
I'm sorry mate...

But logic and reason are all I've got...

Unlike some!
By JustWill [Ignore] 03,Jun,19 22:51 other posts 
Welcome to my world.

As I said before--you can't reason with crazy.

That's why I've got her blacklisted.
By #584076 03,Jun,19 23:01
Well... I get it...
By bella! [Ignore] 04,Jun,19 01:45 other posts 
SEE! YOU PISSED HER OFF AND SHE BLACKLISTED ME! THAT IS THE MIND OF SOMEONE WHO IS EFFED UP!
By #584076 04,Jun,19 01:46
Oh ffs!
Seriously?
What a nugget!


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