No, seriously...
It's laundry day, and I need change for the machines.
What?
It's your penis?
Well that's kinda useless to me.
The machines don't take dicks.
And...it is kinda creepy, come to think of it.
Who keeps their dingus in their pocket for gawdsake?
Forget I asked, ya damn weirdo...
Where the heck have YOU been for the last 7 months? My goodness, I'm not even going to tell you what "one member" thought! A member has come and gone, multiple times and......
As you may have guessed, it was your friend and favorite, Mr. Yumm, who thought something very drastic had happened to you. I'm so happy that he will sleep better tonight.
I am also glad that I am not dead, Mr Yumm. However, if I HAD been dead, you would have been the first person I told. When I go, I am most definitely doing the ghost thing; dropping by to give guys Boo-jobs...
Welcome home; I missed you.
I've got some Canadian change. Loonies and Toonies might not satisfy the needs of your big hard American machine though. Since this is SYD you could just air your dirty laundry here.
I've got some Canadian change. Loonies and Toonies might not satisfy the needs of your big hard American machine though. Since this is SYD you could just air your dirty laundry here.
SYD is often home to the Loonies.
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