woody58 this is your pig cat

Accurate as fuck!

FREDDY HAS A BOX!!!

Hey every one 🙋‍♂️

I have a question to ask, because I have been left severely retarded from my difficult birth all those years ago, I have trouble working some things out.

My Step Daddy WOODY58 used to get fucked in the bum by my Daddy Gerome (spelt with a G not a J) with his big black dick.

My Mammy CAT says that when a man is getting fucked in the bum by another man he feels like a girl.

So does that mean Woody is like one of these transgender people, gay or a boy or a girl. I am so confused

Hi. I'm new here my name is Mongo, my Mommy is CAT , when I was born my Mommy left me for dead in a plastic bucket, there was this huge plastic wall, that somehow, I needed to climb, with all my widdle might, I tried & I tried & eventually I made it to the top of the big plastic wall & flopped over the side onto the ground of the Trailer Park home where I was born 🥹, till this day I still call home 💖

I quietly snuck under the couch & feed on cigarette butts & left overs of meat sandwiches that my step Daddy Woody58 used to fuck that used to get chucked about the place once he was finished fucking them.

Eventually I grew strong, I was able to leave the darkness of under the couch, although I missed out on any schooling through this period, I was lucky enough to land myself a job, picking up squished animals off the local roadways, my only tools a shovel & a roll of plastic bags. I love my job & even though Mommy has been nasty to me my whole life, I still love her, she is my Mommy 🥹, I just hope that giving my Mom the not so squished animals to make merkins for her financial enterprisers, to make some money, making a happy Thanksgiving for our whole family is enough.

I know you don't love me Mommy, but I love you with all my heart & soul 💖

This is my story of survival against all odds, I would love to hear your stories.

Love always
Mongo 💖
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Thank you so much all my new friends for all of your support 🥹, it means so much to me.

I want to share some images of myself to you all but I just don't think I am quite ready yet 😢.

I was severely disfigured in my birth, by a sharp piece of wire, I have tried to speak to Mommy about that day, but all she would tell me was it was hard to get me out of her womb.

Mommy tried to help me get out with a straitened out old rusty coat hanger, from my step daddies wardrobe, that was holding up his pride & joy, his moth eaten sports jacket.

Mommy tried & tried to get me out, but the sharp piece of wire left a never ending deep scar across my face, exposing my bone, also poking one of my eyes out.

But you my friends & with all of your support, I hope you give me the strength, that one day I will be able to show myself here.

Love Mongo 💖

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mongo look at how hard your mammy is working for her Thanksgiving dinner!

woody58 a true cuck lass!

Hi,

Thank you so much for all my new friends that I have made here & all the support you give me, I really do want to show my face to you all, but I just feel as though I am not strong enough yet, Mammy CAT , disfigured my face so bad all those years ago with that sharp piece of rusty wire from my Step Daddies wardrobe, trying to help me get out 😭

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Disclaimer:
This image is an internet download, I, Mongo , do not claim this is as an owned by myself, simply a internet download to be shared in the face of humour

Awww Mammy ( CAT ), the renovations are coming along so well, do you think you will be done for Thanksgiving, I hope so, I know my lump of a Step Daddy ( WOODY58 ), wouldn't be much use at all, but you try your best Mammy, I know you don't love me, but I love you so, so, much & I'm looking forward to Thanksgiving with all our "Special", family together.

Luv Mongo 💖

Hey loony Woody58 delete your best image now before it gets to 5%

hey, woody58 your pic will not make it to the top again on the best image contest. There are more good-looking guys with better bodies and cock than you.

hey, you old lump Woody58 your pic at the Best Image/Member top is now below 17%. Delete that piece of shit pic you ain't getting to the top

God Dang Americans !

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🎃 Happy Halloween 🦇

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Ding Ding 🛎️

round 4 of the special Olympics, today we have more turd throwing!

Well what do we have today folks 🤷‍♀️, its been an interesting few hours, the innocent in this whole debacle will have their true identities censored for their own protection 🚔.

Saggy Granny ( CAT ), after many blows to the head, has retreated back into the sanctuary of her own forum thread. How has she done this you might ask 🤷‍♀️

Here are the facts, only a few hours ago she 🚫blacklisted🚫 not only member Be**a! but also member dgra**.

Member Be**a! tried to offer Saggy some genuine support/advice, not to bang on about it to much, in a nut shell 🥜 it more or less came to this "maybe you should shut your mouth, your in a bit of DoDo 💩". Although Be**a! tried to offer Saggy some helpful advice, the ending result was Saggy backlisting this member.

Moving on to member dgra**, a self confessed member of equal importance here to any other member, was also blacklisted by the Saggy.

Saggy has been also banging on about some dood of the name "Dan", its unclear who this Dan is, I have tried to contact Dan, but he seems not to have a presence here 🤷‍♀️

There has been some shocking facts come out of the Trailer Home of the Saggy & Limpy ( WOODY58 ) about the farther of Mongo, Saggy's illegitimate child.

It seems as though a combined lover of Saggy & Limpy impregnated Saggy, in a MMF event that happened in the Trailer Home some years ago. The introduced lover sharing time with these dumb cunts, according to Limpy, named "Gerome", I have seen mention of this gentleman before, but his name was spelt incorrectly as Jerome, thanks to member Limpy, he has corrected this miss spelling confirming that the first letter in Mongos father's name, in fact starts with the letter "G".

hey, retard bella! stop using the Pittbull as a synonym of my former name Freddy. There is a member on this site with the name Freddy41. Thanks to you he added the 41 to his profile name because he was receiving nasty messages

Wish I had have dreamed up this witty comment left in a thread 🤣🤣

Its day 3 now 🤭

round 3 of special olympics, today we have turd throwing!

In recognition of one the the finest Author's, possibly the finest Author that SIO (SYD/SYC), has ever seen.

Without further to do, I introduce Sir-Skittles
(crowd clapping 👏 & cheering).

This members accurate true life stories, the tails of woe of the Saggy Granny ( CAT ) & her useless hubby, the site lump WOODY58 , recently awarded:

🏆 Dumbest cunt's on the site 🏆.

Their efforts, to make ends meet, especially when special occasions come up, but some how always turn into disaster🤷‍♀️

For all the true life stories from this Author, please tap the following link:
👉 /blogs/author.php?id=548890 👈

⭐ Introducing the stars ⭐

* CAT AKA Saggy Granny.
* WOODY58 AKA Limpy Woody/Site Lump.

Mentions of a couple of co-stars.
* Mongo, Saggy's illegitimate child, sole survivor of a botched coat-hanger abortion.
* Rhanda-Lynn, Saggy's best friend.

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