one time she had her period so at night I jerked and came on her buttcheek

I fucked a girl while she was asleep - too much drink - but she always wanted to be fucked at every opportunity.

Well I went to an event once and at this event there was naked sex and titillation everywhere. My wife at that time had gone to our camper to go to sleep after she had a rough very active day and shown back up at the event and was exhausted. Well I was up till around till around 2:am before going back to go to bed. Well I wasn't one to cheat so once I got to the camper I eased into bed. By the time I was naked and in bed I was pointing straight up hard as it got. So I slid in bed and slid my rock hard cock between her legs. She only had on a tiny string panties so her ass was completely exposed. I easily rubbed my cock back and forth waking her up and she half asleep said stop I don't feel like it I'm sleeping. Just about the time she got that out of her mouth I blew a huge load all between her legs and pulling out over her ass. That woke her and she was pissed. I said well I could have just taken up that other girl who wanted to give me head before I left the party. She was pissed but she thought about it cleaning herself up came back and fucked hell out of me and then rolled over and went back to sleep. She was still a little pissy in the morning but didn't say anything about it.

Exactly, how does one "Ejectulate?" I know, I'm being the spelling police, but I couldn't resist.

When one of us both want to have sex and the other is asleep we always wake up eachother.

Why

From Matt's Wife: Matt did that to me once... I made him lick it clean and I made him wash it down with some piss

I once fucked my wife whilst she was lying face down asleep.I'm sure she woke up but pretended to be still asleep as she bent her legs up from the knee and locked them around my back. I pulled out and came eventually and licked the cum off the cheeks of her bottom. Then I turned her over - she was still pretending to be asleep and went down on her until she came. I then rubbed the heel of ny hand on her clit and she came again Pity she was asleep -ha ha- and missed all the fun.

No, but how about in her mouth when she snores?

I had a guy like that. His name you might be familiar with, it is "my ex". One of the many reasons he is my ex. Good sex requires the willing participation of both partners.