Top ten reasons why she's better than a girlfriend:
If you come home three hours late and drunk she's still ready for a good fucking.
She doesn't care if you blow your load in 30 seconds.
If you want your friends to fuck her she's fine with that.
If you're going fishing for a couple of days you don't even have to tell her.
She won't notice if you call her your ex's name.
Her parents never come over to visit.
If you want to fuck her first thing in the morning, that's fine.
If you get tired of her, she won't take half of your stuff.
Fart loud and proud any time.
NEVER put the toilet seat back down!
If you come home three hours late and drunk she's still ready for a good fucking.
She doesn't care if you blow your load in 30 seconds.
If you want your friends to fuck her she's fine with that.
If you're going fishing for a couple of days you don't even have to tell her.
She won't notice if you call her your ex's name.
Her parents never come over to visit.
If you want to fuck her first thing in the morning, that's fine.
If you get tired of her, she won't take half of your stuff.
Fart loud and proud any time.
NEVER put the toilet seat back down!
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