Like a penis fractures? Or something like the zipper thing in the 90s movie "There's Something About Mary". Up until recently the craziest thing was I somehow got bit by a mosquito on my ballsack as a ****. Anyways yesterday I had a freakish thing happen to my mine. The tip of my head or urinary meatus for some reason has a small piece of skin hanging off. My girl has long hair and sometimes a loose hair gets in the clothes after the wash and dry. I'm assuming there was a hair in my underwear which I guess with friction wrapped around the piece of skin. I would pull it and it would tug on the skin and not come off and it hurt like hell. Actually theirs a freak medical term called a "hair tourniquet" that happens mostly to babies and their appendages. I'm glad I got it off shortly like a bread twist tie. I cant imagine explaining that one to the ER. |
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Fell down the side of a dump truck mashing the penis about 25. Turned it every color in the rainbow for about a month.
Several infections of the tubing going to the testicles.Can't recall the name of it.
Had 1 of those tube rupture and that hurt like hell for a short time. Now I don't squirt as much.
I stopped to talk to a married couple I knew when I got a drink at the Quicky Mart.
Hot, humid,summer evening just after sunset.
Hey, whats is your favorite fly insect that loves to sting?
I guess a yellowjacket hornet nail my cockhead.
Incredible burning and itching.
I started to dance like an idiot.
Excusing myself, (good friends that I have loved for years), wanted to know what was wrong.
Too embarrassed, I scrambled home, ripping my house apart.?
Where the fuck is that lidocaine spray????
Next benadryl cremme.
Fuck hornets forever.
Seriously had the teacher digging her nails into my frenlum and glans trying to undo my wet and tight knot around my little penis . We used to change out doors becuase it was a town swimming pool not at our school. It was a far corner of the grounds.
Apparently, the hair had knotted itself with the slightest possible bit of my foreskintissue in between. It felt like I had stitches over there :o
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