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Started by #502711 [Ignore] 16,Jun,18 21:29
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By leopoldij [Ignore] 08,Mar,20 05:54 other posts 
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Iconic DJ Fatboy Slim gives Greta Thunberg’s UN speech new life with special ”Right Here, Right Now” sampling. And internet goes nuts about

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By #502711 05,Mar,20 16:55
Couple adopt sociopath posing as child:
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By leopoldij [Ignore] 07,Mar,20 14:29 other posts 
There are worse cases than this. But, yes, it's funny.
By #502711 08,Mar,20 03:39
I don't know whether to laugh or cry, really.


By #502711 28,Feb,20 04:27
FOUR MORE YEARS!

Joe Rogan on Trumps Infamous China Speech:
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By #502711 22,Feb,20 21:36
Defeat the Troll Poll!
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By phart [Ignore] 22,Feb,20 22:44 other posts 
But to throw Pelosi at the troll might indicate to the troll it was ok to Eat Pelosi. Has the Troll been SO bad that we would want it to eat Pelosi? Poor Troll.
By #502711 23,Feb,20 06:12
Well I didn't think about his feelings, now I feel bad & it would not be a nutritious meal either
By phart [Ignore] 23,Feb,20 08:25 other posts 
Naw,it would taste like shit and toothpicks!
By #502711 23,Feb,20 17:32
Yeah shitty toothpicks! That's a good one. She looks like she's made mostly of wood & shit too
By #551147 24,Feb,20 04:04⤴
ROFL 😄😆🤣😂 Good one!
By #610414 24,Feb,20 13:11⤴
I thought the Troll was a she

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By #502711 16,Feb,20 19:00
The satanic symbolism on these surveillance devices disguised as smartphones is becoming more obvious, for those that can see. only registered users can see external links

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By #502711 15,Feb,20 15:44
Conor McGregor V Manny Pacquiao! Conor is at it again! I hope this fight is as good as the Conor V Mayweather fight! only registered users can see external links


By #502711 07,Feb,20 22:53
Look at these pictures of this orangutan trying to help a guy out of a water hole. Isn't this one of the most touching things you've ever seen? It actually makes me feel sad that We've got these creatures locked up & we're destroying their habitat... But let this shine some sunlight on your day.
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By leopoldij [Ignore] 08,Feb,20 04:24 other posts 
This is incredible. Thanks for posting.


By leopoldij [Ignore] 01,Feb,20 01:54 other posts 
Now, that's funny
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They got kicked off the plane because they were stinking. The airline should have known, they said, that their god tells them to wash only once a week.....


By #502711 26,Jan,20 15:18
R.I.P. to Kobe Bryant, who died in a helicopter crash just 2 hours ago. Surprising news!
By Dev01 [Ignore] 27,Jan,20 02:15 other posts 
sad way to go... and one of his daughter's too.
By #502711 27,Jan,20 02:24
Yeah that's sad news


By #502711 20,Jan,20 18:28
China has unleashed a plague upon us!
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Australia is fucked!
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By leopoldij [Ignore] 18,Jan,20 20:52 other posts 
"Joke":
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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By #23212 19,Jan,20 01:35
By #485312 19,Jan,20 14:33⤴
love a good groan, perfect dad jokes *lix*
By leopoldij [Ignore] 19,Jan,20 16:24 other posts 
Glad I made you smile.


By #601496 15,Jan,20 10:41
Trump est un criminel suceur de bite--Macron
By leopoldij [Ignore] 18,Jan,20 20:44 other posts 
He surely didn't say that.
By #601496 19,Jan,20 06:09
It was reported in The Parisian Times.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 19,Jan,20 09:06 other posts 
Really? It was reported that Macron used this phrase? Wow.


By leopoldij [Ignore] 01,Jan,20 19:44 other posts 
Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour

Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain

10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't
Tore!!

Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream

Hickory dickory dock
This bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dumped my goo
And dumped her to the end of the block

Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid

Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!

roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine.
By #502711 02,Jan,20 03:59
That was beautiful Leo. Did you write those yourself?
By leopoldij [Ignore] 02,Jan,20 14:20 other posts 
I'm afraid not. I just read it on the internet and thought to post it here because I found it funny.
By #502711 03,Jan,20 05:47
I wrote this myself. I call it 'Alone with everybody'

the flesh covers the bone
and they put a mind
in there and
sometimes a soul,
and the women break
vases against the walls
and the men drink too
much
and nobody finds the
one
but keep
looking
crawling in and out
of beds.
flesh covers
the bone and the
flesh searches
for more than
flesh.

there's no chance
at all:
we are all trapped
by a singular
fate.

nobody ever finds
the one.

the city dumps fill
the junkyards fill
the madhouses fill
the hospitals fill
the graveyards fill

nothing else
fills.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 03,Jan,20 17:09 other posts 
You're very creative! I like it!
By #502711 03,Jan,20 18:14
Nah that's Charles Bukowski
By leopoldij [Ignore] 03,Jan,20 18:40 other posts 
By #601496 13,Jan,20 08:49⤴
Baby, tus besos empalagan
Your kisses are so cloying
Your lips invite me to a whole world
of rapture. I want to lose myself in
adventures where you and me
are the only sentient beings,
guided by desire and love.
I want to lose control, let my
compass spin without true north.
I want to feel my conquest complete.
You, surrendering to me,
and,,,I,,,to you,,,,,feeling our essences
Joining, making one, of you and me.
Tus besos empalagan.
By #502711 13,Jan,20 14:05
Beautiful poem, TTS Who wrote it?
By #601496 13,Jan,20 14:08
CHARLIE
By #502711 19,Jan,20 04:17
Ah, nice one, Candy pants
By #601496 19,Jan,20 06:08
Thank you.


By #485312 13,Jan,20 16:52
l was delighted when l heard today that a young man who lead a protest into a library, against drag queens reading to kids has been found dead. when l seen the footage of these pricks storming a library in front of the children they were reading to and teaching diversity, l thought, 'what a pack of useless arseholes', and l was right, as the parents of these kids wanted them to be there and wanted them exposed to diversity and all kinds of people in life. Its not up to these protestors to mar a great event, and the ring leader got what he deserved. what is wrong with people? why do these uni students think they know what is best for other peoples children and who raised these imbeciles? the point is, if you don't want your kids exposed to this, you wouldn't send them there, but these fantastic drag queens, get all their makeup and finery on, donate their precious time, provide a wonderful setting for stories, and help these kids realise that it takes all kinds to make up a community. not just straight white men and women. we are a diverse species and should celebrate the differences, not shut them off to others.. l hope it doesn't stop these wonderfully glamorous and flamboyant people, from getting out there and teaching others that they are not to be feared, but endeared by all..
l watched a special on a drag queen who moved to outback Australia, he runs a hair salon in remote places for indigenous girls and boys, he spends a week there and teaches these children its ok to be different, does it all out of the goodness of his heart, and made an entire community laugh and smile and bring out there inner glam.. at the end of the week, he held a parade for them all to show off there of hard work, and it made me feel like there are good people out there. giving time and smiles and sharing their knowledge and uniqueness.
hats off to all those drag queens that do all these wonderful things for nothing but a smile and a thankyou *Lix*
By #502711 14,Jan,20 04:09
Yeah fuck that guy. He wanted the Darwin award so bad he cheated


By leopoldij [Ignore] 13,Jan,20 19:44 other posts 
The porn sites of the 19th century.
People were obsessed with photography.
Surprise surprise!
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By leopoldij [Ignore] 12,Jan,20 21:24 other posts 
Sex on Google street view
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You're never left alone in peace.
Big brother is watching.
By #502711 13,Jan,20 02:48
The sex shop one was funny
By #485312 13,Jan,20 05:30⤴
it was like signing your life away to get on the site, l'll take your word for it *lix*


By #485312 02,Jan,20 01:29
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hope every ones new year went
off with a bang and hope 2020
is the best year ever *lix*
By leopoldij [Ignore] 02,Jan,20 14:21 other posts 
Thank you. Hope you have a very happy, healthy, sexy, prosperous, exciting year.

(Don't show those nipples again, they make my cock hard...)
By #485312 02,Jan,20 22:28
thanks Leo, lm sure yours will be more wonderful than the last, l hope life is kind, we get more rain, more sex is always good, and especially happy, l think happy people live longer. *lix*
By #601496 02,Jan,20 14:48⤴
You too, baby.
By #485312 02,Jan,20 22:29
Thank you too TTs, all the best to you and your wonderful huge family. *lix*


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