| There seems to be a fad in the Forum of late with people starting new Topics just so they can have a place to talk to themselves.
I know...it IS rather odd. Nonetheless, it is the new thing around these parts.
So this is MY Topic.
Mine alone.
No one is permitted to post here except for ME.
There will be semi-serious--and undeniably sarcastic--consequences for those who violate my Stuffity, Stuffity, etc. Topic with their own jibber-jabber.
So put THAT in your hat and smoke it. |
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That being said, sometimes I just wanna fuck like a couple of randy cavemen until we are both cum-drunk and saddle sore.
A group of CROWS is called a MURDER.
A group of RAVENS is called an UNKINDNESS.
However, a group of HUMMINGBIRDS is called a CHARM (which is just too fucking fey for my liking).
I would then promptly reply: "Because, Will, penises are spiffy!"
But, alas, I am NOT responding, so just ignore that little bit of internal dialogue.
Love it!
And says his prayers by night
May become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms
And the autumn moon is bright." ~ an Old Gypsy Woman (who probably has a name, but I just can't remember it right at the moment)
"I like bunnies!" ~ Me (because my brain is just that fuckin' random sometimes.)
The Voices in my head are yelling at each other again.
(Note to self: How nifty is it that one of the Voices in my head sounds EXACTLY like Mr Yumm?)
Apparently, the Mr Yumm Voice in my Head is the one in charge of "Touch Yourself in a Naughty Way".
My head is filled with a bunch of pervy dingus hounds.
Let the pecker waving begin! Release the Dingus Hounds!!!
(The answer to your question is NO. The cheating part is if you ACT on the stuff that goes on in your brain. Your brain does what it does. You have no control over what happens in your noggin.)
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