Installment 3 for twowarm.

The Saggy Granny runs out of COVID welfare money Part 3

By Skittles


0130 at the Truck Stop

Rhanda-Lynn had worked up quite an appetite. She ordered the Dump Truck Breakfast: 8 egg omelette with 5 kinds of cheese, sausages,, bacon, hash browns , pancakes, 96 ounce Mountain Dew, and ice cream sundae. It was named the dump truck since it caused everyone to run to the bathroom after eating it. This of course had a different name in Australia where it was called the Lix Every Day Delight. A proper meal for the heavier set ladies. The Saggy Granny was starving and was disgusted her friend was going to gorge herself.

Reluctantly, the Saggy Granny took the order and marched off to ring it up. Delmont was watching and annoyed it took Saggy nearly 12 minutes to get it entered. He also realized that he may in fact have hired a retard but It did not matter. Delmont was off until 8AM. It was Leroy's turn to deal with this geriatric window licker. He would get the full report when he returned to work. Any complaints or problems and he was going to sack this old lump.

Rhanda-Lyyn sucked down that soda like she was giving head to save her life. Saggy had to get her a free re-fill and struggled to work the soda machine. All this new technology was a struggle for our old lass. Now that Rhanda-Lynn's order was in and she had a fresh trough of soda to water herself, Saggy had to check on some truckers that just arrived. They looked like trouble and Saggy was nervous.

These truckers were for real! The attacks started immediately on the Saggy Granny. Fat jokes, elderly jokes etc. Referring to her potbelly, one of these bastards even said the last time he saw a tire so big it was being put on his new trailer! It was just awful. Then the real jokes started in and she was forced to listen:

A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."


As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

The Saggy Granny was outraged. She only wished ADMIN was here to make a report. But this was the real-world and she had to take it. Leroy was watching her every move and was also howling with laughter at the jokes. Our Saggy lass was regretting taking this new job. It was not the glamorous role she had dreamt about for so long. Saggy took their orders and retreated to the kitchen to gather her thoughts.

It was taking forever for Rhanda-Lynn's breakfast of champions to arrive. She was bored and her money maker was getting wet. Why not get some extra money as long as she was stuck here all night! Rhanda-Lynn flashed a smile at a trucker that sat down. He was alone and Rhanda-Lynn felt a connection. The trucker flashed his one tooth grin and motioned towards the bathroom.

Rhanda-Lynn went inside and the trucker was waiting. He bent over Rhanda-Lynn and stuck it in her rotten cunny. It didn't take long and he came all over her back. Her clothes covered in trucker goo. The trucker put his package away and told her to enjoy her breakfast shake. Rhanda-Lynn made $15 and it only took three minutes! This was going to be a good night and best of all, she did not have to share with the Saggy Granny! This was all her big money!

When Rhanda-Lynn headed back to her booth, Saggy was busy bringing her six plates of food. It was a feast fit for a truck stop whore! As Saggy dropped off the plates, she was tempted to steal something to eat. Rhanda-Lynn cursed her friend to keep off her vittles! Saggy Granny had other customers to service and waddled her fat ass towards the next table. She had to be careful as she rounded the corner or her bubble butt would jackknife into the wall.

Rhanda-Lynn was getting deep in her Dump Truck special when the inevitable
started to happen: her gut started to swell and bubble. There was something in Rhanda-Lynn's brain that told her to run... to the restroom! Beads of sweat were forming and this old girl moved like the wind! Rhanda-Lynn was smart and knew she needed to use the men's room. She was not about to nuke the ladies room because Saggy would make her clean up the mess. No, she would use the men's room and would blame of of the truckers. As she sat in the stall waiting for the explosions, Rhanda-Lynn felt like Saggy did back in 1984 when she had her first rat. Saggy did not even know she was pregnant and had the baby in a Greyhound bus stop bathroom. That little bastard shot out of saggy like a cannonball! What a day to remember thought Rhanda-Lynn. But it was not time for nostalgia, it happened so fast that no toilet engineered on earth could take the onslaught. It was a mess that they would never forget. Rhanda-Lynn was out of breath and had to get out quick.

Rhanda-Lynn got back to her booth and resumed her feast of diabetes and heart failure. It was just then that it happened: There was a loud cracking some as pipes burst in the restroom. It was a mess that truck stop had never seen before. Leroy was looking to punish someone for this mess and the Saggy Granny was in his sights. Leroy told Saggy to report to the bathroom with a mop and bucket. This was announced over the loudspeaker so everyone could hear it. All the truckers and Rhanda-Lynn could not stop laughing. Just another day for the Saggy Granny!

It was barely 3AM and Saggy was started to get tired. She had not worked this hard in years! When she went to refill Rhanda-Lynn's soda for the 5th time she looked at her friend who could not stop laughing. It was then she knew it was Rhanda-Lynn that had destroyed the restroom. Rhanda-Lynn nearly fell out of the booth and it was then Saggy had reached the lowest part of her life.

With her shift only half over, what else could go wrong?

Bella! at 17,Nov,20 16:48 other posts

I STILL DON'T KNOW WHO TWOWARM IS BUT I DO KNOW THAT IF BELLA!'S NOM DE PLUM IS "SKITTLES" THEN WE KNOW THEY ARE ONE


Installment 3 for twowarm.

The Saggy Granny runs out of COVID welfare money Part 3

By Skittles


0130 at the Truck Stop

Rhanda-Lynn had worked up quite an appetite. She ordered the Dump Truck Breakfast: 8 egg omelette with 5 kinds of cheese, sausages,, bacon, hash browns , pancakes, 96 ounce Mountain Dew, and ice cream sundae. It was named the dump truck since it caused everyone to run to the bathroom after eating it. This of course had a different name in Australia where it was called the Lix Every Day Delight. A proper meal for the heavier set ladies. The Saggy Granny was starving and was disgusted her friend was going to gorge herself.

Reluctantly, the Saggy Granny took the order and marched off to ring it up. Delmont was watching and annoyed it took Saggy nearly 12 minutes to get it entered. He also realized that he may in fact have hired a retard but It did not matter. Delmont was off until 8AM. It was Leroy's turn to deal with this geriatric window licker. He would get the full report when he returned to work. Any complaints or problems and he was going to sack this old lump.

Rhanda-Lyyn sucked down that soda like she was giving head to save her life. Saggy had to get her a free re-fill and struggled to work the soda machine. All this new technology was a struggle for our old lass. Now that Rhanda-Lynn's order was in and she had a fresh trough of soda to water herself, Saggy had to check on some truckers that just arrived. They looked like trouble and Saggy was nervous.

These truckers were for real! The attacks started immediately on the Saggy Granny. Fat jokes, elderly jokes etc. Referring to her potbelly, one of these bastards even said the last time he saw a tire so big it was being put on his new trailer! It was just awful. Then the real jokes started in and she was forced to listen:

A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."


As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

The Saggy Granny was outraged. She only wished ADMIN was here to make a report. But this was the real-world and she had to take it. Leroy was watching her every move and was also howling with laughter at the jokes. Our Saggy lass was regretting taking this new job. It was not the glamorous role she had dreamt about for so long. Saggy took their orders and retreated to the kitchen to gather her thoughts.

It was taking forever for Rhanda-Lynn's breakfast of champions to arrive. She was bored and her money maker was getting wet. Why not get some extra money as long as she was stuck here all night! Rhanda-Lynn flashed a smile at a trucker that sat down. He was alone and Rhanda-Lynn felt a connection. The trucker flashed his one tooth grin and motioned towards the bathroom.

Rhanda-Lynn went inside and the trucker was waiting. He bent over Rhanda-Lynn and stuck it in her rotten cunny. It didn't take long and he came all over her back. Her clothes covered in trucker goo. The trucker put his package away and told her to enjoy her breakfast shake. Rhanda-Lynn made $15 and it only took three minutes! This was going to be a good night and best of all, she did not have to share with the Saggy Granny! This was all her big money!

When Rhanda-Lynn headed back to her booth, Saggy was busy bringing her six plates of food. It was a feast fit for a truck stop whore! As Saggy dropped off the plates, she was tempted to steal something to eat. Rhanda-Lynn cursed her friend to keep off her vittles! Saggy Granny had other customers to service and waddled her fat ass towards the next table. She had to be careful as she rounded the corner or her bubble butt would jackknife into the wall.

Rhanda-Lynn was getting deep in her Dump Truck special when the inevitable
started to happen: her gut started to swell and bubble. There was something in Rhanda-Lynn's brain that told her to run... to the restroom! Beads of sweat were forming and this old girl moved like the wind! Rhanda-Lynn was smart and knew she needed to use the men's room. She was not about to nuke the ladies room because Saggy would make her clean up the mess. No, she would use the men's room and would blame of of the truckers. As she sat in the stall waiting for the explosions, Rhanda-Lynn felt like Saggy did back in 1984 when she had her first rat. Saggy did not even know she was pregnant and had the baby in a Greyhound bus stop bathroom. That little bastard shot out of saggy like a cannonball! What a day to remember thought Rhanda-Lynn. But it was not time for nostalgia, it happened so fast that no toilet engineered on earth could take the onslaught. It was a mess that they would never forget. Rhanda-Lynn was out of breath and had to get out quick.

Rhanda-Lynn got back to her booth and resumed her feast of diabetes and heart failure. It was just then that it happened: There was a loud cracking some as pipes burst in the restroom. It was a mess that truck stop had never seen before. Leroy was looking to punish someone for this mess and the Saggy Granny was in his sights. Leroy told Saggy to report to the bathroom with a mop and bucket. This was announced over the loudspeaker so everyone could hear it. All the truckers and Rhanda-Lynn could not stop laughing. Just another day for the Saggy Granny!

It was barely 3AM and Saggy was started to get tired. She had not worked this hard in years! When she went to refill Rhanda-Lynn's soda for the 5th time she looked at her friend who could not stop laughing. It was then she knew it was Rhanda-Lynn that had destroyed the restroom. Rhanda-Lynn nearly fell out of the booth and it was then Saggy had reached the lowest part of her life.

With her shift only half over, what else could go wrong?

WRONG? SKITTLES/BELLA! COULD GO TO DINNER IN THE BRONX. MEAL, WINE AND CRACK WOULD COME TO LESS THAN $600.

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Another copy and paste for twowarm!

The Saggy Granny runs out of COVID welfare money Part 2

By Skittles at 16,Nov,20 12:16


1137 Hours

Rhanda-Lynn was nearly flooring her 1983 Pontiac Bonneville to get her friend to work. Pontiac being the preferred brand of certain ghetto people, it automatically is a piece of shit car. They were finally up to 39 MPH when the car started smoking and losing speed. Saggy Granny cursed her friend for owning such a clunker but did not a better option. Her own car, the saggy hauler was without tires and was sitting on blocks in front of the trailer. Charlie was supposed to have got in running back in 1997 but was too lazy and too broke to sort it out. Another failure in his scummy life.

The two ding dongs were still over 6 miles to the truck stop and it was getting close to midnight. They pulled over to assess the situation. If she was late, Delmont would fire her on the spot. Rhanda-Lynn got the hood open to look at her engine. It was smoking and she was scared to open the radiator cap. There just wasn't time for another trailer park tragedy tonight. They were on a on a dark swamp highway humid wind in their wigs, warm smell of unwashed cocks rising up through the air.... wait those are not the right lyrics...

Saggy and Rhanda were starting to panic and just when they thought they were sunk, a semi-truck came out of nowhere. At first, they thought he was going to hit them but they heard the trucker desperately trying to get into the brakes to stop in time. Rhanda-Lynn had turned off all her lights like a retard and it nearly cost them their lives! The truck came to stop with inches to spare and the trucker was not happy. He got out and light them up with a slur of obscenities. Tubby Tucker worked for Big T's Chicken and had a trailer full of live chickens. He had a deadline to get his birds to the slaughterhouse and was not happy two old hens and fucked up his delivery schedule.

The Saggy Granny pleaded with him to get her a lift to the truck stop. She thought about showing off her cunny but remembered she could not risk tearing her trash bag dress. Tubby agreed to help the stranded birds but they would have to ride in the trailer with the rest of the chickens. With no choice, they both waddled into the trailer and got inside. The smell was unbearable but this was their only choice. Tubby put the truck back into gear and sped to the truck stop diner.

Tubby was trucking like a maniac and was coming in too fast. The truck stop was just ahead and he was not slowing down. Saggy thought she might have to tuck and roll to get out in time. Thankfully, the truck stopped and Tubby opened the trailer and started howling with laughter. Both Rhanda-Lynn and the Saggy Granny were covered in chicken feathers. It was truly a new low point for these off brand birds. Saggy jumped down and nearly broke her ankle, which was already strained under her weight. Rhanda-Lynn was trying to pluck all the feathers off her friend and run at the same time. It was 1157 and the shift started at midnight. With seconds to spare, the Saggy Granny clocked in at 1159. It finally happened! After months of sitting at home, she was now earning her own money.

Rhanda-Lynn took a seat and was going to be a customer. As the Saggy Granny got her order pad and coffee pot, several truckers took notice to the chaos. As the Saggy Granny waddled towards the booth, the truckers all started making chicken noises and offered to buy her some seeds for her dinner. It was humiliating to say the least! Saggy ignored the hecklers and kept her composure until she saw Delmont standing in her way. He gave her a cursing for making a mess and having feathers stuck in her hair. Delmont told her there would be a tax for her fuck up. The Saggy Granny would have to pay for all the fried chicken specials they had to throw out. No one wanted to eat chicken after seeing the Saggy Granny covered in chicken feathers. It was not a great start to her shift. Ten dinners were thrown into the trash and at $6.95 per dinner, Saggy calculated she owned Delmont like $100! Delmont realized he was dealing with an imbecile and just let it go. Might as well make a few extra dollars.

Rhanda-Lynn had her menu open and was banging on the table for service. She lost her shit and even said she was going to go on Yelp if she didn't get some vittles served up. Saggy looked at her friend in disgust. What was happening!? Was Rhanda-Lynn going to get her sacked on the first night!?

Will it get worse? What else could happen to this old lump? Stay tuned.

This copy and paste is for a special lady, twowarm. There's pros and cons to blocking Skittles . PRO - He cannot directly trash your page AND you can still TROLL the forum to see what he says prior to signing on. CON - You cannot visit his page or read his blog(s). Whether you like him, or not, he has a gift. Yep, he has a very creative mind. Here's his newest blog, part 1.

Times were indeed tough at the trailer park. With Gerome back in prison where he belongs and Chuckles certified by the state as invalid, Saggy was in trouble. They had it so well during COVID but squandered their money as usual. For 7 months, the trailer was running so well. They had phones, power, internet, and food. In fact, there was even enough money for Kool 100's and box wine. It was a period of prosperity not seen in the trailer since 1981.

It was mid-November and with bills piling up and holidays approaching a decision had to be made. What would they do for money? Charlie was not an option. No one would hire him because of his walker and zero job skills. To that point, the last time Charlie had a real job was 1969 working for the porti-pottie company. After the on the job injury, Charlie had to rely on the Saggy Granny to live. No one ever expected much from Charlie in general. A real lump.

Now, the two mongoloids sat around their card table dining room set contemplating their next move. Knowing they were out of their league making such an adult decision, they brought in the trailer park consigliere Rhanda-Lynn. Help arrived shortly thereafter and Rhanda-Lynn had the want ads from Swamp Times. The group quickly went through the ads and found the following jobs:

1. Pet cage cleaner at the kennel

2.Pest control apprentice

3. Truck stop waitress, night shift

It became obvious that the first two jobs were too high tech for the Saggy Granny. She had no time to go through such advanced training! So, truck stop waitress was going to save the day. Saggy Granny had a lot experience slinging coffee, burgers, and her ratty cunny back in the day. That was during her heyday of the 1970's. It was a new era today and she was nervous. Saggy got her best outfit and had Rhanda-Lynn take her to the truck stop for fill out the application. Hopefully she would get a n interview same day. When Saggy arrived, her heart was racing. It had been so many years since she played the role of lot lizard at her last truck stop.

lot lizard
Lot Lizard: n. (lott-liz-zurd): trashy, street-level, female prostitutes who frequent some truck-stop parking lots and rest areas at night. Most lot lizards openly "advertise" using CB radios; others boldly walk from truck to truck randomly knocking on doors. Same as: commercial company; lizard; pavement princess; saggy granny; sleeper leaper; mattress maiden;
(source: truck fuck magazine

Rhanda-Lynn pulled in and parked in the handicap spot. After all, Saggy is eligible for special parking with all her ailments. Saggy waddled her way into the restaurant and was hit with sensory overload. The smells and sounds of the truck stop brought back so many memories. Her feeble mind started to wander off and was interrupted by Delmont, the head manager of the truck stop. Delmont was smoking, cursing, and slinging orders to his staff. Saggy was impressed he had a clipboard and walkie-talkie! All this technology was intimidating! Saggy finally got Delmont's attention and asked for an application. Delmont gave her a look and couldn't control his laughter. It was a worst nightmare come true Saggy!

Delmont stopped laughing and then went right into the attack, asking her what the fuck she was doing at his truck stop. He needed waitresses not a walking corpse! Saggy pleaded with Delmont for the job. It was starting to quiet down after the lunch rush so Delmont agreed to an interview. Delmont told her to take off her coat so he could examine the merchandise. His customers demanded some hot truck muff after a long day. Delmont felt a wave of nausea hit him! Worse than the time he went in for body sushi at the strip club. Delmont felt bad for this old broad and offered her the job on three conditions. First, she needs to wear a face mask even after COVID. Second, she must use plastic wrap to seal up her cunny slit. He could not risk another health department violation. Third, she would need to use trucker load straps to keep her tits off her belly button. The Saggy Granny had not been so proud or happy in a long time and gleefully accepted the job! It was the answers to all her prayers!


Two Days Later-

It was time for her first day and Saggy was ready to sling and serve. She needed to get out her old waitress uniform. It was stored with all the other things she had not used in years: dignity, productive member of society, and youth. The uniform appeared to be in good condition and Saggy felt some pride flowing through her potbelly. She was in her best used panties and bra and was ready to get dressed. It was a Tuesday but her panties said Saturday. She did not give a fuck! There was however a glitch in the matrix because this uniform would not zip up! Saggy had had too much dinner and now was in serious trouble. Well, you guessed it, it was an emergency call to Rhanda-Lynn to save the day. If Saggy was late the first day, Delmont would fuck her up.

Rhanda-Lynn was a talented seamstress. She had just a few minutes to sort this out. The only option was to use a Hefty cinch-sack garbage bag. It would be easy to sew in, and with the built-in expansion technology, it would handle Saggy's cunt gut. An added bonus was this brand also had odor control. So, after a long day of slinging coffee and trucker vittles, the odor that had haunted Saggy for years would not impact her tips. Rhanda-Lynn finished up her project and put some real effort into getting the Saggy Granny into her half uniform half trash bag outfit. It was a little loose to be fair, but Rhanda used the cinch sack ties to hold it all together. Its was time to head to the truck stop for her first shift. It was already 1137 and they would have to hurry to get there on time...

I be gotten me some goods grammar mate!

Shits (skittles) and little tinkerbell fred...
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Which one is real???
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This is funny stuff. Really, you have to ask? They are both real.
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Oh, I forgot this.... ༼☯﹏☯༽

Skittles
system, 13,Nov,20 07:37 [hide]
You were blacklisted by ANGEL1227


And down goes the Saggy Granny... AGAIN!!

YOU ARE THE ASSHOLE AND ARE SURPRISED?
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By phart [Ignore] at 13,Nov,20 14:28 other posts

You 2 need to quit fighting and go behind the barn and screw and be happy! You pour gas on each others fires just to watch them burn.You 2 are so dissimilar you are attracted to each other and can't get enough of each other.
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By ANGEL1227 [Ignore] at 13,Nov,20 18:29 other posts

Phart, you are SO wrong
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By phart [Ignore] at 13,Nov,20 20:58 other posts

maby so but it sounds good!
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By ANGEL1227 [Ignore] at 14,Nov,20 08:35 other posts

phart why didn't you get together with Sir Huxley OfTheLittleBalls and make lovey lovey behind your barn?
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By phart [Ignore] at 14,Nov,20 09:11 other posts

Sheesh,you don't to be so harsh,I was trying to make a joke!
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By ANGEL1227 [Ignore] at 14,Nov,20 09:20 other posts

Ok, sorry. My funny bone is in the soup pot.
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By ANGEL1227 [Ignore] at 14,Nov,20 06:15 other posts

Bella! I don't get it, I really do not get it! She blacklists but continues to troll to see what is said.

Bella! I have 2 people on my blocked list. Skittles and Freddy.Freddy is a lost cause. He's like a teenager with a bone and no-one to share with. Skittles is different. He leaves nasty messages on my page, my pics and improper gifts. I have tried at least 5 times to give him a chance. He doesn't have to like me and he can criticize but day after day he's there again with his crap. You banned me because, and I quote, "she is annoying". If I or anyone did to you what he does to me, not only would you bann him but you'd be asking Admin for help.
As far as me trolling the forums, why does it bother you? You, of all people, should know that your banned list is different than the list of people who banned you. I have 7 or 8 in that list. Excuse me for being interested in what people say about me. It's always unasked, unprovoked, and many times comming from your BITCH mouth. And you troll too. How else do you know what I or Lix post. And your list is in the fifties. Ever hear that saying "People that live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones?
And don't think this explanation is for you even if it's directed at you. This is so other members realize what a big nose you have.
BTW
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By ANGEL1227 [Ignore] at 13,Nov,20 12:19 other posts

Looks like Biden took Arizona
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By phart [Ignore] at 12,Nov,20 16:27 other posts

It is almost 4:30pm Thursday November 12th,and TRUMP is still President.

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By ANGEL1227 [Ignore] at 12,Nov,20 16:37 other posts

Of course. He will be president until Jan 20. Don't you know how it works?
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By phart [Ignore] at 12,Nov,20 16:40 other posts

Just making sure YOU do. It seems the media needs a reminder of that as well.
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By ANGEL1227 [Ignore] at 12,Nov,20 18:29 other posts

Still, he could make the transition smoother and safer
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By dgraff [Ignore] at 12,Nov,20 18:50 other posts

If I were Trump I would spend my last 2 months spending any surplus of money left and I would send in the troops and stomp the Black Lives Matter movement and all the protesters you know kinda go out with a BANG
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By ANGEL1227 [Ignore] at 12,Nov,20 19:55 other posts

Thank God
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By phart [Ignore] at 12,Nov,20 21:35 other posts ⤴

I am hoping he pulls ALL troops out of the middle east and leaves that shit for those countrys to deal with on their own.It is past time we stop getting our people killed trying to save people that know nothing but hating each other.
I also although this sounds a bit liberal,after seeing how the hispanics tried to help him get reelected,I was hoping he would do something with the dreamers.You know well as I do,Biden would love to get ahold of that and claim the credit. Trump could return the favor to the latinos by granting a path to ciitzenship for those folks brought here to young to do anything about it.
And yes,I hope he fires or promotes as many staffers as possiable and pardons all that deserve it.
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By ANGEL1227 [Ignore] at 09,Nov,20 07:43 other posts

We have a new president elect. Joe Biden wins the elections. Momentous moments for our nation and what is Bella! blogging about? Alex Trebek. I know Bella is a trumpy (must like getting her snatch grabbed without permission) but not even a mention? Red neck mentality
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By dgraff [Ignore] at 09,Nov,20 20:11 other posts

You might think it’s a big deal but to me it’s just another day and 4 more years wasted
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By ANGEL1227 [Ignore] at 10,Nov,20 08:33 other posts

Its people like you that got us into this mess. You are a selfish and ignorant human being
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By dgraff [Ignore] at 10,Nov,20 09:20 other posts

What mess are you referring to my life is just fine
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By phart [Ignore] at 10,Nov,20 09:41 other posts ⤴

Yep,4 more years of Obamish type lack of leadership.
America was on the mend.It is liberal minded people that put America in the mess it WAS in and will be BACK in thanks to Biden.
Biden is a puppet for the climate changer fraudsters and the socialist.
What good is a "pretty" enviroment if we are starveing,homeless and there are no jobs?
Oil prices already went up over 3 dollars a barrel in 1 day monday.That is just a prelude to what it will cost us to get around again in a few months.

Edit,as for Alex, Millions have welcomed Alex in our homes for years and enjoyed the program. Biden is NOT welcome in 70 million homes accross the country.
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By ANGEL1227 [Ignore] at 10,Nov,20 18:45 other posts

phart four more years of Obamish governance? How about the 230k dead because of trump?
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By dgraff [Ignore] at 10,Nov,20 20:41 other posts

Those numbers are fudged you know it and I know it
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By phart [Ignore] at 10,Nov,20 21:37 other posts ⤴

Trump did not make the virus.It is not his creation nor his fault.
States were given alot of leway to manage the virus on their own.
Dr. Felchy,That is what his name sounds like to me when I hear it, told us for 2 months not to wear a mask.So blame him for alot of the spread.ANy idiot knows a virus can spread thru the air.

By the way,do you blame Obama for the H1N1 deaths?
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What about Zika? Ebola? All 3 during the obama BIDEN 8 year time span. And you all just voted Biden in to manage another pandemic and he and obama blew it out their ass's with the last 3? DUH!

So which President do you blame for all the deaths because of Aids?

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By dgraff [Ignore] at 11,Nov,20 05:33 other posts

Yeah anyway candy let’s hear your answer to that we don’t call it Obama Ebola do we although it does have a nice ring to it
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By ANGEL1227 [Ignore] at 11,Nov,20 13:11 other posts

Dgraff. The Ebola was fought with all we had. We knew about it before it got here and containment was swift. This jerk told everyone COVID would last one week, told everyone he knew all about it. He said not to worry it would disappear with sumner. He refused to order big manufacturing to make aspiradora and protective masks. You forget about the shortages? So he didn’t make this pandemic but he had to take care of us as if the pandemic was a terrorist movement. You make as much sense as he did at the beginning
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By dgraff [Ignore] at 11,Nov,20 18:28 other posts

Listen to you talking out of your ass and by the way your breath still smells the same the Ebola virus is nothing new the poor people in Africa have been dealing with it for over 40 years so we did nothing to get rid of it all we did was contain the people that had it till they died then we incinerated it and if i remember correctly Trump tried to tell congress this virus 🦠 was coming way back when he shut the air lines down to foreign flights coming in and what did your blow buddy Biden do he accused Trump of being paranoid and delusional well now look what we have
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By phart [Ignore] at 11,Nov,20 20:05 other posts

Anyone who is fool enough to think that the Wuhan-covid virus is NOT a terrorist attack on the entire EARTH is a idiot. It was man made,and it got away from it's keepers and we will never know how because no one took the time to find out and hold the guilty accountable.
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By dgraff [Ignore] at 11,Nov,20 20:46 other posts

Your right on the money phart way back in September before this COVID-19 escaped from China a textile mill in pine grove Pennsylvania received thousands of orders for cloth masks and plastic face shields and rubber suits also Ford motor company started making ventilators and guess who paid for the orders the Democratic Party of American and they are in bed with the Chinese so yes I smell a scandal
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By Skittles [Ignore] at 09,Nov,20 22:29 other posts ⤴

The only person that will grab yer rotten snatch is the coroner
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By ANGEL1227 [Ignore] at 10,Nov,20 08:35 other posts

You are another ignorant fool. Go play marbles with what you call your balls. My car still smells from the time we dated.
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By phart [Ignore] at 12,Nov,20 16:29 other posts

YOu mean a fellow went out on a date with you and didn't take a bath first? Geez,a bath is cheap.
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By phart [Ignore] at 11,Nov,20 20:47 other posts

I am starting to like your govenor!
He has more brains than ours by far.

Finally,a govenor with gonads to help the people!
Someone looting your bussiness? Someone burning your car?
Shoot the sumbitch
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By phart [Ignore] at 09,Nov,20 13:41 other posts

OK So I thought I would ask here.
What will be the name of the "syndrome" that Trump supporters suffer from since we are very angry that our President was pushed out of office by false mail in ballots?
Trump Derangement syndrome is already taken as that is what the liberals suffer from.So you will have to come up with something else.
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By ANGEL1227 [Ignore] at 10,Nov,20 18:48 other posts

He was elected fair and square. Don't be idiotic. The majority spoke. Get over it. The clown is out.
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By phart [Ignore] at 10,Nov,20 21:35 other posts

Trump won fair and square in 2016,and not 1 liberal got over it. So if equality is the desired result of democrats actions,then to be equal we conservatives have a right to be upset and fight the results and not give Biden any time of peace and quite while he is in office. Trump had to fight off crap from every direction while trying to do his job.
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By ANGEL1227 [Ignore] at 07,Nov,20 12:36 other posts

SKITTLES
To put an end to the legendary paranoia of the Saggy Granny...
Admin, do I share a profile, IP address, or anything with Bella?

angel1227
HAHAHA. AFTER ALL THE TIMES YOU'VE ACCUSED ME OF HAVING OTHER ACCOUNTS. WE ALL KNOW BELLA! EDITS YOUR ACCOUNT.
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By Skittles [Ignore] at 08,Nov,20 15:02 other posts

Fucking idiot... you have MAJOR issues! Stop breathing that swap air.. #hillbilly
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By ANGEL1227 [Ignore] at 08,Nov,20 17:32 other posts

Maybe, but the facts are the facts.
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Besides, Admin said so in Bella! 's thread
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By Skittles [Ignore] at 08,Nov,20 17:46 other posts

someone should edit yours... spelling and grammar are awful. That only proves you are in fact an uneducated pauper.
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By ANGEL1227 [Ignore] at 08,Nov,20 20:00 other posts

Says you.
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By Skittles [Ignore] at 09,Nov,20 22:30 other posts

You can't spell and you are a site muppet. Did you even attend high school??
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By ANGEL1227 [Ignore] at 10,Nov,20 18:46 other posts

Are you trying to sound superior? You flunked PPK
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By phart [Ignore] at 10,Nov,20 14:15 other posts

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with ideas like these to collect taxes,what is the incentive for people to succeed? How can young people afford to keep the family farm?
Don't liberals eat?
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By ANGEL1227 [Ignore] at 10,Nov,20 18:43 other posts

The family farm does not come in to these ideas. The other parts are about large death packages. 90% of us would not be involved. Read your posts and think about it
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By ANGEL1227 [Ignore] at 07,Nov,20 11:35 other posts

To all you Trumpers that thought OLD JOE didn't have it in him...
11:25 AM JOE BIDEN IS THE PRESIDENT ELECT.
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By ANGEL1227 [Ignore] at 05,Nov,20 08:29 other posts

I POSTED A FEW PICS OF MY HOME AND ONE OF THE HUNTING CABIN IN OCALA, FL. THE CABIN IS LITERATLY ACROSS THE ROAD FROM THE OCALA NATIONAL FOREST. WE PICKED IT UP FOR 16K FROM A FRIEND.
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ANYWAY, THAT IS THAT.
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By Skittles [Ignore] at 05,Nov,20 08:40 other posts

Hunting trailer... especially at that price point
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By ANGEL1227 [Ignore] at 05,Nov,20 08:43 other posts

DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR POINT IS. WE LOVE GOING FOR WEEKS AT A TIME. IT'S 45 MIN FROM UNIVERSAL AND INTERNATIONAL DRIVE AND THE TAXES ARE $297 PER YEAR. YOU KEEP MAKING FUN OF IT. WE KEEP HAVING FUN.
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By phart [Ignore] at 05,Nov,20 09:40 other posts

A cabin for occasional vacations does not have to be the Taj Mahal .Much easier than owning a camper if you only go to that particular area,and for that price,that is cheap.
Only concerns I have to owning a remote dwelling is keeping theives and varmits out of it.
After checking the photo,you got THAT for 16,000? DAMN with the housing market the way it is that is a steal. 10 grand in renovations and you could double your money. That same setup on Lake Norman would be 100,000 grand and would disappear in a day for a 500,000 dollar house to be built on the land.
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By ANGEL1227 [Ignore] at 05,Nov,20 09:59 other posts

phart our friend was moving to New York. He sold the house next door for $45k. Property is cheap in Marion County. Ocala is more expensive. We fix it up a little at a time. We just finished screening the front porch and installing a pot bellied stove. Winters are cold in this area (it seldom snows). The area is known for fishing. There's a lake within half a mile of all properties. We have a pond in the forest behind the cabin
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PS. Neighbors are always fucking each other. Most of my neighbors are my boys and they all open to fucking mommy. Yeah, I know, I'm a bit of a hypocrite but they are good boys. We BBQ all the time with them and sometimes they spitroast me.

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By Skittles [Ignore] at 14,Nov,20 08:43 other posts ⤴

Phart- oh yeah... the Saggy Granny... I'd hit that for sure... with a cinder block
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By bella! [Ignore] at 13,Nov,20 22:24 other posts ⤴

You are at 98 now! I wonder if Dev01's post requesting help to get you to your goal of 100 had anything to do with it? You're just 2 away....
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By Dev01 [Ignore] at 14,Nov,20 04:55 other posts

Wait.. ok I will bring back Judas and shirtytheslightlyaggresivebear and will ban him. Yes my only two fakes I had all time. No sorry I lie, I had Detnom as well.
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Detnom was for a special character that resided here, and is still here. Like Nimbda
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By bella! [Ignore] at 14,Nov,20 10:52 other posts

Detnom, okay, but did you mean Nimda, instead of Nimbda?
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By Dev01 [Ignore] at 14,Nov,20 15:51 other posts

Yep autocorrect evidently can not spell either. Nimda = Admin and Detnom = Monted..... Tecsan/ Monted fuckin hated that
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By Skittles [Ignore] at 14,Nov,20 08:43 other posts ⤴

I am prob going to get to 99 this morning.
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By bella! [Ignore] at 14,Nov,20 10:48 other posts

Who are you working on? Who is #99?
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By Jamie [Ignore] at 14,Nov,20 17:52 other posts

skittles sure ain't that dude getsmart..
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By bella! [Ignore] at 14,Nov,20 18:36 other posts

Oh, you are spot on! Agent 99 was the female.
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By dgraff [Ignore] at 14,Nov,20 21:04 other posts

Absolutely
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By Jamie [Ignore] at 14,Nov,20 22:22 other posts ⤴

One of my favorites program..
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By kebmo [Ignore] at 15,Nov,20 00:10 other posts ⤴

Bella, Wayne Gretzky is #99.
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By kebmo [Ignore] at 15,Nov,20 00:11 other posts ⤴

I LOVED Get Smart!
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By Jamie [Ignore] at 15,Nov,20 00:54 other posts

Barbara Feldon was #99
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By bella! [Ignore] at 15,Nov,20 02:51 other posts

That's right, that's her name! 👍
Let's get 99

Here's one from a newly registered site scholar...


By bannon [Ignore] at 14,Nov,20 00:39 other posts  ⤴

Sounds a bit to reasoned and rationale for the red necks to comprehend. Life is difficult when you like in a shack in a swamp. But their lives still mater.

Hey Bannon, this is a nice thread to showcase your ignorance and illiteracy.

Seems to work ok

Fiuck it. Finely a placed I ken fill good about it. AND NO Bella! to complaint me abut it.

Copy, edit AND paste, hear!? Woo hoo! And gramer don't cunt, either!? What about spelling?