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Started by #47610 [Ignore] 17,Jun,10 16:16
Don't you just love a thread that's got a lot of potential, maybe a few scuffles or running gags, and out of the blue someone posts: "I'm a straight guy who wants to suck cock. Is that gay?" See, this would qualify as an overall discussion TOPIC, but is way out of right field if the topic is: PESTS: To ban or not to ban.

So this topic is for you. Post whatever you want, criticize me, talk about your monster cock, tiny cock, panty fetish, whatever, just please play by the rules, and for FUCK SAKE stay on topic!

PS: If you get verbally abusive or critical towards me, call me a pervert or whatever, please be advised: that is one of my fetishes. I might enjoy it!
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By #23212 01,Aug,10 00:04
'Non-Fat Half & Half' is last week's winner of 'Unclear on the Concept'.


By #8824 25,Jul,10 17:03
I like to put mustard on a big sausage before i eat it
By #23212 27,Jul,10 02:53
Like 'calamari en su propio tinto', I prefer them in their own 'cream sauce'.


By #23212 18,Jul,10 23:48
In the French language there are no actual words for 'seventy', 'eighty', or 'ninety'!
By #24286 19,Jul,10 02:49
There wasn't in Logans Run land either.
By #23212 19,Jul,10 20:14
But the French live longer--that 'Mediterranean Diet'.
By #53643 25,Jul,10 23:52⤴
I would assume there is for '69', oui?
By #23212 26,Jul,10 00:20
Well, umm, last time I checked, '69' came before "seventy, eighty, and ninety", so I would suppose that in French they do say, soixante-neuf; but they stop there, as there is no 'seventy' word! Probably not a bad place to stop.


By #10886 19,Jul,10 18:17
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By #23212 24,Jul,10 02:42
So, fore, is this magnificent photo of yours your way of telling us that this fun Forum topic 'is a wrap'?


By #23212 04,Jul,10 21:37
'In loving memory' of he who got this idea started (perhaps?), and, more so to keep this very enjoyable thread on the first page:
'I WANT FAT DICK'.
By #47610 13,Jul,10 12:08
Oh, are you responsible for me finding my favorite thread at the top? Thanks, my friend
By #23212 17,Jul,10 23:47
Yes, and I'm doin' it again today.


By #53643 15,Jul,10 10:07
Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.
By #23212 15,Jul,10 19:48
Oh sure, but 'Cloud Eight' doesn't give you any Frequent Flier credit.


By #8824 14,Jul,10 12:32
i like porridge
By #59855 14,Jul,10 14:17
From Matt's Wife: I love the way everyone has ran with this topic. Everywhere. This is one of the funnest threads on here.
By #23212 15,Jul,10 19:45
And, although the Pope tried to warn him, it is God's favourite thread also.


By #8627 13,Jul,10 21:09
Got some good news today. My IQ test came back negative.
By #23212 14,Jul,10 00:51
Oh don't worry, you're now among many friends here.


By #8824 01,Jul,10 16:12
I must insist! This abuse of the rectum must stop now on medicinal grounds!
By #23212 01,Jul,10 20:21
"No asshole was harmed in the making of this Forum".
By #47610 13,Jul,10 12:04
Hey! What did you mean by that?
By #23212 14,Jul,10 00:48
"Dein Arschloch ein gute Lecken brauch."


By #53643 30,Jun,10 15:57
Right then, do you walk to work or do you bring your lunch?
By #23212 01,Jul,10 20:23
No, the chauffeur has the time off.


By #10886 30,Jun,10 22:18
I hate high humidity!
By #23212 01,Jul,10 20:19
Then your choosing to live in Florida was a very wise decision, friend.


By #23212 30,Jun,10 02:01
Please don't blame me for so many postings here--Mr. 'face2ride' demanded this of me, or else!


By #53643 29,Jun,10 09:57
The band is just fantastic; that is really what I think.
Oh, by the way, which one is Pink?
By #23212 30,Jun,10 01:56
Deh's all pink inside, deary.


By #24286 29,Jun,10 06:54
Anyone got any idea where my TV remote is? Can't find the fucker anywhere and I'm sick of the news channel.
By #23212 30,Jun,10 01:54
Aren't you wondering why you're so constipated by now?


By #78593 29,Jun,10 01:17
She's your mother. You tell her.
By #23212 30,Jun,10 01:54
I tried to, but she said that she was once married.


By #53643 28,Jun,10 22:05
Just be yourself; everybody else is already taken.
By #23212 28,Jun,10 22:25
I tried that once, but the brakes failed.


By #30712 18,Jun,10 05:01
i drink too much....
By #47610 19,Jun,10 15:55
Then you should try standing up when you pee!
By #69089 20,Jun,10 00:48
That didnt work out to well for me when i got drunk once i found out i can pee when standing up and fall into my shower at the same time.
By #23212 21,Jun,10 02:19
That's why guys like to help girls go pee.
By #69089 22,Jun,10 00:52
yea i learned to always only drink to get drunk alone.
By #23212 22,Jun,10 01:08
I actually meant some fun 'water sports' play between good, caring friends, never any kind of 'taking advantage' stuff.
By #69089 23,Jun,10 01:22
oh i have not tried that yet. do you have any stores?
By #23212 23,Jun,10 20:21
Of course! Lots! IMHO, 'water sports' is a very exciting sex play activity!
By #69089 24,Jun,10 08:51
well why dont you tell a few stories
By #23212 25,Jun,10 21:53
I could, but they would seem more appropriate in a Forum topic on 'Water Sports' or something like that, rather than in this one??
By #47610 25,Jun,10 22:25
Yeah, what's the big idea of having this cohesive thread run so long? I have a friend who gets these fatty deposits right around the forehead?
By #23212 25,Jun,10 23:42
Well duh! That's one of the main purposes of pipi play--reducing forehead "fatty deposits", and I always like to help those in need.
I don't do "cohesive" though--too sticky!
By #23212 27,Jun,10 02:04⤴
The highest mountain in Canada is Mt. Trudeau, formerly Mt. Logan. The Yukon Territorial Government, upon the request of the Holland America Cruise line, has banned all forms of anal sex activity on the top 1000 meters.
By #47610 27,Jun,10 07:44
Fuck 'em!
By #23212 28,Jun,10 20:37
No thanks, Princess Cruises are much more fun for fucking.


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