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Started by mr_blue [Ignore] 11,Aug,15 07:11  other posts
What made you smile or laugh today ??
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By mr_blue [Ignore] 07,Feb,21 15:05 other posts 
Superbowl prediction
It's definitely going to overtime this year just to prolong the awarding of another ring to Brady.
By bella! [Ignore] 07,Feb,21 15:23 other posts 
Does the UK have any interest in American football? Is the Super Bowl even aired in the UK?
By mr_blue [Ignore] 07,Feb,21 17:26 other posts 
Yes the UK has an interest, they've held NFL games here for the last few years in London....
It's on two TV channels too...
By bella! [Ignore] 07,Feb,21 17:44 other posts 
Gosh, I'm surprised to hear that there is an interest in American football in the UK. With the time difference, do you think there are any diehard knuckleheads that will actually watch it live?
By mr_blue [Ignore] 07,Feb,21 17:54 other posts 
NFL is entertainment, the Superbowl is an event that people sit down to watch...

There's lots of superbowl parties hosted across the globe,so with covid, people need entertainment,so I reckon there will be record viewing figures...

Since TiVo,I tend to record it live,and watch it back later,any time I've tried to stay awake to watch it,I fall asleep...


By #574505 15,May,20 17:47
Smile /x5sbmu1uco81pic.html
By bella! [Ignore] 15,May,20 18:19 other posts 
Hey Jamie, I don't understand Spanish. What did they say?
By #574505 15,May,20 18:21
He ask them they could not come in without a mask.
By bella! [Ignore] 15,May,20 20:19 other posts 
I was joking! Without actually understanding the words, it was apparent that the man wearing the mask denied the two women entrance because they were not wearing masks. To be compliant, the women removed their thongs and placed them over their faces. Problem solved.
By #574505 15,May,20 21:38
Well so funny
By bella! [Ignore] 15,May,20 21:43 other posts 
It is very funny and not only did it make me !!!SMILE!!!, it made me laugh, too!
By #574505 15,May,20 21:53
Me too
By #610414 20,May,20 10:26


By mr_blue [Ignore] 08,Jul,19 15:35 other posts 
Why would you join a site like this if you don't like porn or nudes ?
By #610414 15,May,20 12:12
Amen


By mr_blue [Ignore] 29,Apr,20 18:31 other posts 
Chuck Norris has corona virus,the virus has gone into quarantine...
By andrew999999999 [Ignore] 11,May,20 10:53 other posts 
The above comment


By mr_blue [Ignore] 22,Apr,20 03:21 other posts 
With this Corona virus,Do you think Jehovah witnesses knock the door still?
Cuz it's gotta be the one time they know someone has to be home!?
By bella! [Ignore] 22,Apr,20 04:09 other posts 
Jehovah Witnesses in the UK!? Nice!
By #617030 10,May,20 01:22
Hey do you remember me ❤️
By bella! [Ignore] 10,May,20 06:33 other posts 
I certainly do remember a member with that name.
By DJS [Ignore] 22,Apr,20 04:30 other posts  ⤴
Jehovah Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their doors..
By leopoldij [Ignore] 08,May,20 19:02 other posts 
I like it even JWs knock at my door. They can't stand me after 3 minutes of conversation. But I want to keep them as long as possible.
By DJS [Ignore] 09,May,20 06:02 other posts 
I listen for a minute or 2,and speak in a forgien language


By kebmo [Ignore] 08,May,20 21:18 other posts 
The top of my friend's head as he sucked my cock.


By #613564 21,Mar,20 05:34
Seeing some cute penises here, and wearing some comfortable panties!


By #551147 19,Mar,20 18:12
You! 😉
By mr_blue [Ignore] 19,Mar,20 18:15 other posts 


By mr_blue [Ignore] 19,Mar,20 03:24 other posts 
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By #551147 18,Jan,19 11:11
I had one helluva laugh upon reading the letter from the POTUS to Nancy Pelosi and her ilk.
By mr_blue [Ignore] 18,Jan,19 11:33 other posts 
Always amusing when Trump is involved in anything

I wonder how much planning went into the Pelosi trip before Trump decided to write a letter (he didn't write it,but we'll roll with it)

Personally I think trump is a prick,his antics might have worked in a business environment,and I get why he was voted(I'm no fan of the Clinton's btw,I'm not an Obama devotee either),but for a guy who always goes on about his ability to make deals,I don't see shit getting done(other than stacking conservative judges throughout the judiciary,even then, that's probably more down to the MitchMaker*)
But hey, I'm an outsider,you guys have to live with the batshit crazy world of American politics..

Congress and the potus have to be on the same page regardless of what they want to pass,and trump has burnt too many bridges with others...he needs blind loyalty, that's dangerous in any capacity,let alone when you're president...

Like I said in another post, hyper partisan politics,gets people nowhere....

And what's an ilk ?is that like an American elk ?


*(Mitch McConnell)


By mr_blue [Ignore] 15,Jan,19 21:20 other posts 
Can a woman piss higher than a man ?
By bella! [Ignore] 15,Jan,19 21:48 other posts 
Literally or figuratively? It depends.
By mr_blue [Ignore] 16,Jan,19 13:32 other posts 
Both


By mr_blue [Ignore] 15,Jan,19 21:04 other posts 
Why aren't people talking about sex ?

Why are people talking about someone who apparently has no interest in sex when those people only want to talk about sex?

Can someone fuck your brains out ?
By bella! [Ignore] 15,Jan,19 21:54 other posts 
- This is a fuck site, I'm sure there are members that talk about fucking, for fuck sake.

- Why are members talking about a member who apparently has no interest in sex while those members only want to talk about sex? Most likely because the major mouthpiece is a TWAT!

- Who knows.....


By mr_blue [Ignore] 11,Jan,18 14:25 other posts 
I wanna put a TV in a fridge!!!! I mean,how cool would that be!?!
By bella! [Ignore] 11,Jan,18 15:30 other posts 
Top freezer, bottom freezer, French door, what kind of refrigerator? It seems a bit impractical and annoying if you are trying to watch a good program and that darn inside light stays on just because the door is open.
By Darthshame [Ignore] 31,Mar,18 00:27 other posts  ⤴
Those exist. By Samsung.
By kebmo [Ignore] 15,Dec,18 21:43 other posts  ⤴
Here you go!

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By mr_blue [Ignore] 15,Dec,18 21:51 other posts 
I just liked the wordplay joke,I knew about the TV's in fridges and such...
By kebmo [Ignore] 15,Dec,18 22:03 other posts 
Where will you put the milk?
By mr_blue [Ignore] 15,Dec,18 22:06 other posts 
Back in the cow....gotta keeps things amoosing !! :
By kebmo [Ignore] 15,Dec,18 22:08 other posts 
If a cow laughs really hard does milk come out of it's nose?
By mr_blue [Ignore] 15,Dec,18 22:21 other posts 
Depends if it's been drinking milk.....and do cows laugh ?
Pull the udder one
By bella! [Ignore] 15,Dec,18 22:31 other posts  ⤴
I know there are refrigerators with cameras within, is that so you can view what is in there without opening the door?Are you able to access the refrigerator's contents from a remote location (by way of your SMART phone), to determine whether you need to purchase a carton of milk, etc? I'm almost certain that I'm not making that up.
By kebmo [Ignore] 15,Dec,18 22:37 other posts 
Yes you can look inside it as you shop.
By bella! [Ignore] 15,Dec,18 23:32 other posts 
I wonder whether people really inclined to buy those because they are new and trendy or because they really have no idea what they've got in their refrigerator.


By kebmo [Ignore] 15,Dec,18 21:37 other posts 
A five(ish) year old girl came into the furniture store where I work and I gave her one of the balloons that we have for klds. About 15 minutes later she asked me if I wanted to play with it for a while "but I would like to take it home though".

I had a 100 Watt smile on my face. She was a sweetie.


By mr_blue [Ignore] 15,Dec,18 21:05 other posts 
Trump and Clinton are actually helping with premature ejaculation amongst men...

Just before a guy thinks he's gonna erupt he thinks of either Trump/Clinton(depending on your politics)

And that's Hillary not Bill just in case you were wondering


By bella! [Ignore] 30,Mar,18 18:53 other posts 
A paid day off (today), but this little video also made me smile! The back story is that a mom and her young-un were at Chick-Fil-A and they/he wanted to wash his hands before eating. He dashed passed his mom and into the MEN'S ROOM by himself......


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By mr_blue [Ignore] 30,Mar,18 19:14 other posts 
By bella! [Ignore] 30,Mar,18 23:58 other posts 
C'mon, that's just the cutest! The little guy is trying to be a big boy and he needs some help.

What I thought was precious was when the little guy was on his way out of the stall, he was asked to close the door behind him. The little guy responded that he (Andrew) needed to lock the door. It's funny because the locked door was not a deterrent in the first place!


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