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Started by #502711 [Ignore] 16,Jun,18 21:29
It's about stuff...
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By leopoldij [Ignore] 30,Aug,18 11:49 other posts 
Milan's 'dildo' Christmas tree sparks uproar

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Then there's this xmas gnome in Rotterdam holding two huge buttplugs/dildos:

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And someone thought to have a big flashy ejaculating cock as xmas decoration in his garden

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By #502711 30,Aug,18 19:02
Ahahaha!

I like the gnome!
By #485312 01,Sep,18 20:58⤴
l like the palm tree, l need one like that in my front yard *lix*


By #502711 30,Aug,18 22:41
Here is a poem I found:

My soul is in my butthole
I poop it every day

My soul is in my butthole
There is no other way

My soul is in my butthole
It makes me feel so gay

My soul is in my butthole
Onto the page I spray

My soul is in my butthole
I cannot get my fix

My soul is in my butthole
So I fill it up with dicks

My soul is in my butthole
Syntax in need of tricks

My soul is in my butthole
Still I knead it into mix

My soul is in my butthole
Why do I refrain?

My soul is in my butthole
From using all my brain

My soul is in my butthole
Producing butt a stain

My soul is in my butthole
Upon the English cannon main

My soul is in my butthole
It's clear I try to hard

My soul is in my butthole
To pull a favored card

My soul is in my butthole
My ass is full of lard

My soul is in my butthole
Substance is but a tard
By leopoldij [Ignore] 01,Sep,18 14:06 other posts 
Funny but gay
By #502711 01,Sep,18 18:49
I found it on some dudes page, not on showitoff. He was going on about Jesus a lot, then I found this poem.


By leopoldij [Ignore] 28,Aug,18 18:33 other posts 
And then I saw THIS !
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By #502711 28,Aug,18 21:26
Is this the feminist parade float?
By leopoldij [Ignore] 28,Aug,18 21:48 other posts 
No idea. It's kinda ridiculous.
By #502711 28,Aug,18 21:50
I have a giant penis that does +3 damage
By leopoldij [Ignore] 30,Aug,18 01:53 other posts 
Post it. After the damage.
By #502711 30,Aug,18 02:05
I will!


By leopoldij [Ignore] 27,Aug,18 21:31 other posts 
It's about stuff.
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The hand is mine.
The cunt is hers.
I edited the vid adding music.
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i saw this on the internet
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HUGE!


By leopoldij [Ignore] 27,Aug,18 10:37 other posts 
I fucked an Italian girl the other day with strong Italian accent. She rode my cock and fucked it like a pro. She was wild. Unfortunately, no pics. But I enjoyed the fucking tremendously.
By #502711 27,Aug,18 18:03
Did she give you the Roman Crucifixion?.. That's where she sticks her hand up your arse while whipping your chest & yelling obscenities at you
By leopoldij [Ignore] 27,Aug,18 18:35 other posts 
No. We didn't mention religion at all. We just fucked. And then fucked again.
By #502711 27,Aug,18 19:04
Are you going to do a round trip of Europe & try all of the cuisines or are you going to gorge on Italian for a while first?
By leopoldij [Ignore] 27,Aug,18 19:57 other posts 
Ha ha
I'm not sure I'll fuck her again. She said she'd call me tonight but she didn't. My gf says she must have done magic to me because I fucked her (gf) later that day twice and shot nice cumloads both times. lol
By #502711 27,Aug,18 20:47
That's the spirit, Leo!
By leopoldij [Ignore] 27,Aug,18 20:50 other posts 
It's not spirit, it's sperm.
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Spirit is gas. Sperm is liquid.
You forget your chemistry.
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Actually, let me write it so that Aussies can read it better:
Sdᴉɹᴉʇ ᴉs ƃɐs˙ Sdǝɹɯ ᴉs lᴉbnᴉp˙
By #502711 27,Aug,18 21:08
I didn't pay attention in chemistry class


By #502711 25,Aug,18 00:29
Stupid people being stupid:
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By kebmo [Ignore] 27,Aug,18 03:44 other posts 
Haha someone give that monkey a gun! I like the girlfriend and the video game best.
By #502711 27,Aug,18 06:04
lol, yeah that bitch was going off. I noticed a knife laying behind her too
By leopoldij [Ignore] 27,Aug,18 18:35 other posts  ⤴
Did Obama really kick that door?
By #502711 27,Aug,18 19:04
I think that's a video manipulation
By kebmo [Ignore] 27,Aug,18 19:35 other posts  ⤴
The Obama thing was a spoof on The Tonight Show.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 27,Aug,18 19:59 other posts 
Thought so too. Too ridiculous to be real.
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I'd like to see a vid of Trump grabbing some girl (coed, as he'd say in his generation) by her pussy.


By #502711 25,Aug,18 23:01
Who wouldn't want to be this guy?!
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By #502711 25,Aug,18 06:26
Homeless guy deep conversation:
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By leopoldij [Ignore] 25,Aug,18 18:53 other posts 
It's hard to watch. He's right. I feel sorry for him. Some of those who make the laws commit much worse crimes than this guy and yet they're free: they'll spend zero time in prison.
By #502711 25,Aug,18 20:38
Yeah I felt for him. You make some mistakes & it can ruin your whole life. The world is a cruel place.


By leopoldij [Ignore] 25,Aug,18 06:04 other posts 
Cured is back!
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By #502711 16,Aug,18 07:46
Jim Carrey in Sgt Koon's Police Academy:
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By leopoldij [Ignore] 18,Aug,18 13:34 other posts 
Funny
By #502711 18,Aug,18 18:32
I love Jim Carrey. He practically raised me
By kebmo [Ignore] 18,Aug,18 22:56 other posts 
I was raised by a Canadian too! 🇨🇦
By #502711 19,Aug,18 00:48
Oh I didn't know he was Canadian. To us Aussie's, Canadian's & American's sound the same
By kebmo [Ignore] 19,Aug,18 03:46 other posts 
Because I'm Canadian, I'll let that one slide.
By #502711 19,Aug,18 04:21
That's very Canadian of you!
By #562152 22,Aug,18 08:15⤴
Us Americans can always spot one of these "Canadians"
By #485312 25,Aug,18 00:32⤴
well that's explains a lot !!! *lix*
By #502711 25,Aug,18 02:43
Haha!


By leopoldij [Ignore] 23,Aug,18 04:35 other posts 
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By #502711 24,Aug,18 04:51
I like the way you think, Leo.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 24,Aug,18 09:32 other posts 
You know, no matter how much shit there's out there, no matter how much anger we may have towards one another, I always maintain that taking a break to fuck is the best approach to one's well-being. And then we all feel better. Lack of possibility to have sex, whenever one needs to, causes, for many many people, frustration that immediately translates into anger, v1olence, hatred, etc.
By #502711 24,Aug,18 09:56
All I need is a bed with a naked woman in it, a bowl filled with weed & a beer in my hand & i'm happy


By #502711 18,Aug,18 20:42
THIS Guy Won't Stop Red-Pilling Heavy-Duty TRUTH on Live TV!
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By leopoldij [Ignore] 18,Aug,18 16:38 other posts 
The dark stuff
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By leopoldij [Ignore] 14,Aug,18 08:47 other posts 
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By #502711 14,Aug,18 17:38


Lix just said that she knows a girl named Ophelia Dick.
I met a guy named Anil once too
By leopoldij [Ignore] 14,Aug,18 19:01 other posts 
Cool, cool.


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