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Started by bella! [Ignore] 20,May,18 18:36  other posts
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By Ananas2xLekker [Ignore] 19,Dec,24 15:47 other posts 
A country song on a current topic: "Deny Defend Depose"
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By phart [Ignore] 19,Dec,24 08:11 other posts 
1% of Amazons work force decided to strike right at Christmas time. only registered users can see external links

why not fire the bastards and hire more contractors?


By dgraff [Ignore] 14,Dec,24 08:36 other posts 
New Jersey governor asks for Joe Biden’s help with unknown drone problem
Yeah right he sees unidentified objects in his head on a daily basis
I’m still waiting for Joe to tell us about the parade of pink and blue circus animals he seen on the front lawn of the White House
By phart [Ignore] 14,Dec,24 08:55 other posts 
it is a absolute travisty that those drones are being allowed to fly over military bases here in the US, UK and other nations as we type.
" oh they are flying at night when there is less regulations", oh "you can't shoot them down they are aircraft" Fuck that ,shoot 1 of the sumbitches down and find out what the fuck it is before we get invaded.
balloons, drones, what the fuck else, iranians walking around our back yards eating pretzels?
By dgraff [Ignore] 14,Dec,24 13:45 other posts 
If one flys over my air space I’m shooting it down then maybe we can see where it came from
By Cody8789 [Ignore] 14,Dec,24 21:15 other posts 
I totally agree, trump already said when he takes office, he agrees they should be shot down.
By phart [Ignore] 15,Dec,24 00:15 other posts 
The talking heads on tv say they are protected as aircraft by the faa. Well, if the faa controls where and how they fly, looks like the order to land them could be issued and if they don't land, it is a attack on our homeland. 1 mayor has already told responders to wear hazmat suits because no one knows if they are carrying nasty stuff. Why is such a violation of peoples privacy and our national security being handled so willy nilly is beyond me.
By dgraff [Ignore] 15,Dec,24 05:56 other posts 
Because at the moment we have a Willy nilly government
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More than 50 drones spotted coming from out in the ocean heading for New Jersey and the Maryland coast
And a coastguard rescue ship followed for hours by one of the drones
By phart [Ignore] 15,Dec,24 07:48 other posts 
sadly you are right.
Intolerable bullshit is what it is. you would think a state that knows how to throw a tea party would grow a pair and demand something be done about the swarming lights. Why new jersey? why not the white house or at least DC? odd they would pick there instead of a more important spot.
By dgraff [Ignore] 16,Dec,24 07:41 other posts 
Joe Biden lives there
By phart [Ignore] 17,Dec,24 07:37 other posts 
ol joe said he would unite the country.he finally did. We are ALL pissed off about the drones and lack of truth
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and frankly I am pissed at the lack of rights. 201 feet above your back yard, a drone operator can spy right thru your windows and there is not a damn thing you can do about it. 199.9 feet,you can call and report it, then pooof it is gone and you look like a idiot.
By phart [Ignore] 18,Dec,24 07:40 other posts 
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By dgraff [Ignore] 18,Dec,24 07:46 other posts 
love it
By phart [Ignore] 18,Dec,24 07:55 other posts 
they have drug their feet so long on this, any story they give out now could very well be bullshit.they have had time to fabricate 5 storys, much less 1. I will say though, if it was chinese or illegal drones, why would they bother having flashing lights and such to be "legal"?
Looks like if they were iran or china they would be stealth black with no lights,markings or anything? confusing to say the least.
By phart [Ignore] 19,Dec,24 07:33 other posts 
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By phart [Ignore] 16,Dec,24 22:22 other posts 
I am going to make a quick statement, I want to say Merry Christmas to all of you. If I don't seem real warm and fuzzy it is because this time of year is depressing to me. Can't point to 1 thing that prompts it but i guess it is a accumulation of things that just makes me think it would be easier to sleep thru it and wake up shortly after tax time!

So Merry Christmas and Happy new year and to those that are offended by that, oh well, tough
By dgraff [Ignore] 17,Dec,24 11:03 other posts 
Merry Christmas to you too my friend
I to hate the holidays it seems to be more about how much money you spend than about the birth of Christ we have our marketing and the media to thank for that
By phart [Ignore] 17,Dec,24 16:10 other posts 
By Cody8789 [Ignore] 17,Dec,24 17:35 other posts 
Christmas is for kids, let them enjoy it.
By phart [Ignore] 17,Dec,24 20:52 other posts 
yea but the family gathers and everyone but me is actually "happy". I paint a smile on and try to enjoy it. I love my family but there are so many missing at the table now, just isn't the same.
By Fake_Patrol [Ignore] 17,Dec,24 20:10 other posts 
How very thoughtful
By Cody8789 [Ignore] 17,Dec,24 23:08 other posts 
Phart, I know exactly what you are saying, life goes on and so must you. I lost my parents at an early age and will always feel lonely without them, it’s normal to feel depressed around the holidays, so many do. Never forget the ones that you lost but they would want you to be happy. Keep a positive attitude, you have so many that love you.
By dgraff [Ignore] 18,Dec,24 07:55 other posts 
That’s so true Cody I remember my mother and father Ann Miller and my aunt odett all in their 90s all gone now and I’m now the oldest one at the table
By Cody8789 [Ignore] 18,Dec,24 10:12 other posts 
Well, now it’s your turn to play santa
By dgraff [Ignore] 18,Dec,24 12:58 other posts 
I’m way too skinny to be Santa
My younger brother fits the bill a little better
By phart [Ignore] 18,Dec,24 21:31 other posts 
well, I am fat but my hair is more grey than white.so I don't fill the bill yet. but some folks can still sit in my lap if they want to>!
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By dgraff [Ignore] 15,Dec,24 07:42 other posts 
Nancy Pelosi falls and breaks her hip
Maybe they can give her and Biden a joining room in a nursing home where they can talk about how great the Democratic Party was at one time way back in 1962 if they can remember back that far
By phart [Ignore] 15,Dec,24 07:46 other posts 
Well a broke hip can be a real pain. But I agree 100%, i hope they can both be in the old folks home, farting and chewing on ice cubes, watching America recover from their ineptness.
By dgraff [Ignore] 15,Dec,24 07:51 other posts 
She must be like 150 years old by now
By phart [Ignore] 15,Dec,24 12:18 other posts 
Yea,at least 150.
By phart [Ignore] 15,Dec,24 21:16 other posts 
Actually nancy peelowsee was a waitress at the last supper! So she is OLD.
By dgraff [Ignore] 15,Dec,24 21:43 other posts 
OMG now that’s old


By bella! [Ignore] 08,Dec,24 15:22 other posts 
Since I look at online cooking and recipes, it doesn't surprise me that daily I receive a vast number of different recipes via email. Today I received a recipe for BOILED fruit cake! What in the world!?
By phart [Ignore] 08,Dec,24 22:00 other posts 
been trying to find a clackston "spelling" fruit cake for my dad and can't find 1.
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Dec,24 08:51 other posts 
I Google'd "clackston fruit cake" and found that Claxton Bakery Inc, located in Claxton, Georgia have their CLAXTON fruit cakes sold at Walmart and through Amazon.
By bella! [Ignore] 11,Dec,24 00:17 other posts 
Before I forget, I went to Walmart today and specifically looked for a Claxton fruit cake and the Walmart in LaBelle was completely out of stock!
By Cody8789 [Ignore] 11,Dec,24 01:46 other posts 
If you have a Publix near you, they have Clayton fruitcake
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Claxton
By bella! [Ignore] 11,Dec,24 07:50 other posts 
Ha! I am going for a mani and pedi tomorrow and it's right next door to a Publix! Thank you!
By bella! [Ignore] 12,Dec,24 14:35 other posts 
I was in Publix this morning and bought two 1-lb Claxton fruit cakes. DM me with your address and I will mail one to you.
By phart [Ignore] 12,Dec,24 18:11 other posts 
OH WOW! thanks, but I finally found them at the local wally world today! After I got to look over a Cyber truck out front! thanks!
By dgraff [Ignore] 09,Dec,24 07:47 other posts 
Fruit cake is gross 🤮 to begin with no matter how it is prepared
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Dec,24 08:44 other posts 
Actually, I disagree with you regarding fruit cake. Fruit cake is like turkey and egg nog.....I gotta have it this time of year. I actually like fruit cake!
By dgraff [Ignore] 09,Dec,24 08:56 other posts 
That’s okay just slide me the tray of Christmas cookies 🍪
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Dec,24 10:05 other posts 
Any particular Christmas cookie that you like best? This time of year evokes so many memories. My mother would start baking "Christmas cookies" right around Thanksgiving time. Although my mother probably baked 6 different types, my favorite were these wonderfully plain but very rich shortbread cookies. My preference were the cookies that were cooked a bit longer. Then there were these little round yummies that I believe were called Russian Tea Balls. They looked like mini snowballs, rolled in confectionery sugar when removed from the oven and just two bites.....
By dgraff [Ignore] 09,Dec,24 10:20 other posts 
I like them all Marcy and Kayla start baking cookies around thanksgiving and they don’t stop until snickers and my self get tired of them
I like the sand tarts and they make a chocolate cookie with peanut butter chips in it and then there’s the peanut butter cookies
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I’m the Homer Simpson of the family
Cakes
Pies
Cookies
Donuts 🍩
Are not safe in the house with me around
By phart [Ignore] 09,Dec,24 10:52 other posts 
lol well here's your car!

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By bella! [Ignore] 09,Dec,24 12:27 other posts 
And all this time I thought you were 100% carnivore!
By dgraff [Ignore] 09,Dec,24 15:19 other posts 
Oh I love meat too
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Dec,24 16:25 other posts 
Admit it, you just like to eat and you appreciate your domestically skilled little lady and her home cookin'! If I Google'd the saying; "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach" , MY GUESS is that I would find a picture of you with a content smile on your face!
By dgraff [Ignore] 12,Dec,24 18:31 other posts 
Your absolutely correct bella tonight she is making chicken Alfredo for dinner and I had sloppy Joe’s for lunch
By bella! [Ignore] 12,Dec,24 19:15 other posts 
Sounds like you're eating GOOD! Do you eat a hearty breakfast, too? Hey, dgraff, since retiring have gained any weight?
By dgraff [Ignore] 12,Dec,24 23:12 other posts 
No weight gain here and my breakfast consists of black coffee and cigarettes
By bella! [Ignore] 13,Dec,24 00:09 other posts 
That's not the breakfast of champions!

You seem like a man that enjoys eating and appreciates a good meal. Why just coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?
By dgraff [Ignore] 13,Dec,24 06:19 other posts 
I guess because my sleep pattern is all screwed up
Marcy starts work at 6 AM so I’m on the road at 5:30
Kayla works nights
So I get 4 hours of sleep per night then I take a 2 hour nap in the afternoon before I pick up Marcy and I’m the only one that drives in the family
By bella! [Ignore] 13,Dec,24 07:12 other posts 
Hmmmmm......

So when you return home from taking Marcy to work you drink begin your coffee and cigarettes morning routine? Tell me you're skillset includes making a pot of oatmeal, pouring yourself a bowl of Cap'n Crunch or scrambling an egg, or two! Even peanut butter on toast is a better alternative to what you're having, Mr dgraff.....
By dgraff [Ignore] 13,Dec,24 09:41 other posts 
It’s ok my lunch time is at 11 AM
By phart [Ignore] 12,Dec,24 18:12 other posts 
My aunt used to buy all the stuff and make her own fruit cakes and it was alot of work and actually quite costly to make them, but they sure were good. I will miss them just as I miss her as she passed away during the summer. Thanksgiving without her was odd. but the grandkids have worked hard to write down all her recipes and they did very well cooking the dinner themselves this year!
By dgraff [Ignore] 12,Dec,24 18:34 other posts 
The fruit cakes my mom used to buy were hard as a rock i don’t see how anyone could eat it without breaking their teeth
We must be talking about two different things
By Cody8789 [Ignore] 12,Dec,24 18:38 other posts 
The claxton is a soft fruitcake, I’ve tried it, it was good, can only eat alittle at a time because it’s so rich
By phart [Ignore] 12,Dec,24 19:14 other posts 
no some recipes are hard,some are softer. My aunts would hold together when you lifted it,but was easy to eat.
By bella! [Ignore] 12,Dec,24 19:17 other posts 
I've got an extra fruit cake that I would be happy to send your way, Cody. Just let me know.
By AngelofDeath [Ignore] 13,Dec,24 07:51 other posts 
When I was a t**n I had a seasonal job working at a JCPenny catalog call center. We were required to upsell at least one item on every order. One of those items was a “Delicious brandied spiced fruit cake, packed in a festive holiday tin”. I don’t know if it was the way I read that to the people, or the fact I sounded like I was 12 but I did pretty well with getting them out. I made $0.25 for each one I sold. I never actually saw one, but I imagine they were like hockey pucks.
By bella! [Ignore] 13,Dec,24 08:17 other posts 
Fruit cakes are rather firm but I attribute that to all that firm, candied fruit.

You remember that spiel from years ago, do you happen to remember the cost of "Delicious brandied spiced fruit cake, packed in a festive holiday tin."? Fruit cake is a tough sale and it's difficult to understand why they only paid a $0.25 commission on each sale.
By AngelofDeath [Ignore] 13,Dec,24 10:47 other posts 
I want to say they were pretty pricey, between $29.95-$35.00. I remember thinking who would want these? Surprisingly enough they sold pretty well. I have no idea why they gave us a lousy quarter but I was 17 and it added up. The brand that made them is still around, Grandmas. They also made cookies, which we sold too.
By bella! [Ignore] 13,Dec,24 10:59 other posts 
Wow! Those cheap bastards! Can you imagine the cut or profit that JC Penney made on each of those $30.00+ fruit cakes or tins of cookies which you sold which you received only 25cents on! My guess is that it became a contest between you and the other workers to see who would excel. But it's still UNBELIEVABLE that you only earned one, thin quarter! Merry fricken Christmas!


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