John was in the fertilized egg business.

He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. Keeping track of the roosters took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. He just sat on his porch and filled out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells. John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, ran for cover.

To John's amazement, old Butch kept his bell in his beak, so it didn't ring. Butch would sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.

Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them WHEN THEY WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION!

Honestly I hope he does not get it...Would put him in somewhat the same category as liberal Obama...༼☯﹏☯༽

It will reward to a better President this time

"We can only hope that the voting is fairly considered."

I'm guessing that's Trump talk for: "If Donald DOESN'T win, it's a liberal conspiracy."

There's a campaign in the UK to award the Nobel Peace Prize to ALL healthcare workers to recognise what they've done to tackle Covid 19.

Not to be a naysayer too much, but I would point out that it's a bit early to be saying "problems solved". A 2 state solution to the Israel/Palestine conundrum still seems a way off. Credit where it's due though. He, or his team, have shifted the paradigm through unconventional methods.

Barry Obama will be so jealous!

IN CELEBRATION we must all salute our flag and pledge our allegiance to the president of the united states.


Did I forget to say huxley999 is a cunt today? huxley999 is a cunt

Not to rain on your parade, but in 2020, there were 318 candidates for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Still, a peace agreement between Israel and any muslim state is good news, so

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The Norwegian politician, Tybring-Gjedde, member of parliament, representing the Progress Party of Norway, is a respectable intellectual, with lots of ideas and will to move his country forward. He has a say in the Novel Piece Prize Committee, one of the most prestigious and neutral organisations in the world. The proposal will be supported by Jimmie Åkesson, Sweden's superb politician, head of Sverige Demokraterna. Sweden traditionally has a say in this prize because when the prize was instituted Sweden and Norway were the same country. Both Tybring-Gjedde and Åkesson are god fearing people and this also plays a role because the Nobel Peace Prize Committee consults religious leaders across the world, for example, Pope Francis, Patriarch Bartholomew, Parsi Ahura Mazda, the Dalai Lama, Abbas Yakub, and many others. I hope Trump wins. After all, I find it ridiculous that Barak Obama received the Nobel Peace prize even before he did anything. He didn't deserve it. Whereas President Trump has already finished his first term and has already established peace in Israel by recognizing that Jerusalem is the capital of Israel. Nobody else in the world dared to do that out of fear. Trump is fearless. His doesn't just promise peace, no empty words, but he enforces peace as will. The historic recognition of Jerusalem as capital is seen as having root in King Solomon (also known as Suleyman) who died in 931 BC. His successor, Rehoboam, did nothing for Jerusalem. The world had to wait 2020+930=2950 years for Trump to achieve this historic peace treaty. With only one signature, he managed to achieve what nobody, in three thousand years dared to achieve. The peace prize of Donald J Trump will be seen as the most important in the history of mankind. I hope he wins.