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Started by #431354 [Ignore] 19,Dec,13 17:10
For those who are tired of the random negativity in forum feel free to post wild sexy topics and no attacks on anyone...
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By #546082 22,Dec,17 00:34
Wow, fun read. I see this place hasn't changed.
By #543863 27,Dec,17 15:24


By JustWill [Ignore] 13,Nov,17 11:25 other posts 
See,Alex? I told you that she was a crazy person!
By bella! [Ignore] 13,Nov,17 13:26 other posts 
Did you read all of her stupidity? Unbelievable is all comes to mind.

So, Icudoiwill2 posts a copy of a message he receives and because of the "wonderful grasp of the English language", the all knowing, points her judgmental finger at the wrong person.

She's definitely not as smart as she gives herself credit for being. YOU TOTALLY MISSED THE TARGET ON THIS ONE, SUCKIT!
By dgraff [Ignore] 14,Nov,17 04:44 other posts 
She's a fucking mess I knew it from the first day she showed up here that she was nothing but trouble I can only imagine what kind of nurse she was she reminds me of the nurse on that Steven king movie that hobbles the writer
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I think lixsipsucket should publicly apologize to he'll raiser for accusing her wrongly but we all know that will never happen
By #487013 14,Nov,17 09:11
She was never a nurse, too fucking stupid, more like an orderly. That doesn’t require as much education. We all know she has the depth of a poem written on the bathroom wall of a Wafflehouse.
By #543863 15,Nov,17 00:48
Bed pan washer? Like that other donkey from Tasmania
By #543863 15,Nov,17 00:50⤴
@ walrus cunt- if you were a nurse.. Please tell us if you advocate the use of calcium in cardiac arrest? And if so, why?


By #460385 13,Nov,17 16:59
Anyone know this member Skully_88? Guy blaclisted us and talked a whole bunch of shit for his reason "why". Never even seen or heard from this guy ever. Must be one of the kangaroo's groupies.
By bella! [Ignore] 13,Nov,17 18:00 other posts 
Are you just catching up with those that have blacklisted you, cuz skully_68 has not been online in more than 30 days.
By #460385 13,Nov,17 20:29
Yeap, just noticed it today. Just shows you how much we give a shit about it. Lol


By #482237 04,Nov,17 10:59
I, like most of us, get pics of cock all the time,,,I'm not complaining about that,,,after all,,that's one of the reasons why i'm here. My peeve is that the hand that's holding it has nails that have never been cleaned in a decade. Under nail crud shows up well,,,and i can't get very excited about those fingers doing things to me that i'd go crazy for. Anyway,,,just saying,,,,,,
By phart [Ignore] 05,Nov,17 07:01 other posts 
It is normal for us men to get grease and dirt under our nails.But a cheap pocket knife and a couple minutes that problem can be solved. No excuse for taking a picture of your hootus and having grease under your nails.
I think it was a few years ago there was a famous internet thread about a fellow that got truck bed liner on his hootus and ask how to remove it. There was 100's of thread responses that amounted to, "wear it off"!
By #482237 05,Nov,17 07:58
Well, wear it out wanking. I pride myself for being very anal (sic) about my personal hygiene. My lovers deserve no less. Even if during sex we get down and dirty. It's a chat room so I'm not going to complain to this individual, but, CUM ON!!
By leopoldij [Ignore] 11,Nov,17 15:36 other posts  ⤴
I've seen that. terrible


By #485312 01,Nov,17 22:36
how fast was that to get the Halloween merchandise on sale while putting out the xmas decorations, we just got over one and theyre pouring the next holiday and seasonal stuff out.. what do you buy kids these days anyway? nothing you give them ever is appreciated unless its an phone or tablet with wifi.. kids have grown out of toys and get way too much the rest of the year, seems they open gifts and throw them aside, l stopped giving all the kids gifts a few years ago when my niece bought her 4 yo an Ipod, and it got smashed the same day, l couldn't believe they'd give such a young girl a gift like that... and it even it wasn't appreciated... ld like a good root, a nice feed and time with my bloke ... that's the best gift of all for me *lix*
By veryshyguy [Ignore] 03,Nov,17 20:56 other posts 
I quit giving gifts years ago. I started giving cash. A lot of folks thinks that is so impersonal but the person getting the cash can get whatever they want. Then they will never be disappointed.

I think you are right about the toys, most kids now just want the latest and greatest electronic device, like the new iPhone X at a whopping cost of $1,000 (US)!

Life goes on...
By leopoldij [Ignore] 04,Nov,17 03:54 other posts  ⤴
There's something fundamentally wrong with a society that is flooded with all kinds of material junk and in which even 4 year old k.i.ds learn how to consume.

By the way, What's a "good root"?
By #485312 04,Nov,17 08:09
lol, a root in Australia is a fuck Leo, and l got all three last year for xmas, *lix*
By leopoldij [Ignore] 04,Nov,17 10:37 other posts 
How should I have known that?
By #482237 04,Nov,17 10:53⤴
By leopoldij [Ignore] 04,Nov,17 11:09 other posts 
I mean, please don't blame me. Did YOU know?

The tragic thing is that lix hadn't taught me this before I went to OZ so I may have missed golden opportunities. What if a girl had asked for a Root? Come to think of it, I may have been asked for a root and refused as I thought I had no roots on me.

Lix is cruel!
By #482237 04,Nov,17 12:34
By #536760 04,Nov,17 21:51⤴
By #485312 05,Nov,17 03:23⤴
MMMWWAAAHHH , lol, yeah theres a common joke in Australia, when they call a bloke a wombat, because he eats roots and leaves *lix*
By phart [Ignore] 05,Nov,17 07:03 other posts 
There was Christmas trees in the local walmart late September!
Kids are so spoiled nowadays with stuff a simple toy that requires any level of imagination is cast aside like used toilet paper.


By #485312 25,Oct,17 17:10
R.I.P TO THE LEGENDARY FATS DOMINO, one of rock and rolls founders and an exceptional musician ... he contributed so much for so long to music and the music industry will sadly miss him, as will many of his fans *lix*
By leopoldij [Ignore] 25,Oct,17 18:16 other posts 
I know. I read that earlier... Sad...
By #485312 25,Oct,17 20:14
yeah, losing so many greats lately, l grew up on this kind of music, some of mums favourite records, *lix*


By #485312 17,Oct,17 20:05
the world has always been an unfair place to live, and the recent outing of Harvey Weinstein is just example of how women have had the raw end of the stick, while trying to get a job to support their families, this kind of stuff isn't only entrenched in Hollywood, its a common thing in all walks of life .. why should women have to fuck their way into any job, then be paid less, and given the bottom end work that is too tedious or boring for the blokes? why is this so accepted and why is this still in practice even when its common knowledge to all involved?? *lix*
By #482237 18,Oct,17 11:22
By leopoldij [Ignore] 18,Oct,17 19:17 other posts 
Because the women, or whoever is at the harassing end, do not feel secure to report the harassment. They are often dismissed.
By #485312 19,Oct,17 21:05
usually being women, yes they are afraid of either losing their job or their position, its not they feel insecure usually, its just the fact of the situation, and some times are told if they mention or report it, they know the consequences, which is usually detrimental to their situation..
Now its opening a whole new can of worms, Harvey isn't the only one and even in lesser jobs its still common practice. lm sure many in Hollywood will be cringing and waiting for the fall out, but as usual, lm sure this one man will take the brunt of it and for the most part, the others will get off scott free for their actions and it will continue, we'll just see less and less women on films as its already the case, you only have to watch a movie and count the amount of men hired to the women and see the stark difference ... the percentages of men to women are a least 10 to 1 if not more *lix*


By kebmo [Ignore] 08,Oct,17 16:35 other posts 
Happy Thanksgiving my fellow Canadians!! I'm having dinner with 15 family members, 13 of whom call me Uncle! The other two call me son. ❤️❤️❤️
By Ravioli_Max [Ignore] 17,Oct,17 04:42 other posts 
How was the stuffing and stuff?
FOOOOD!
By kebmo [Ignore] 18,Oct,17 20:06 other posts 
The food was delicious!! However, even if we had Kraft Dinner, the family would have made it a great meal.
By Ravioli_Max [Ignore] 19,Oct,17 09:22 other posts 
I'm so glad to hear that.


By #536760 22,Sep,17 22:24
How come "you're a peach" is a complement but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart????
By #485312 23,Sep,17 05:07
yeah like being a pumpkin is ok, but being a spud isn't so pleasing *lix*
By #502711 26,Sep,17 02:13
Yeah like being a mad cunt is a good thing, but being a shit cunt is a bad thing.
By #536760 26,Sep,17 04:02
That might just be an Aussie thing. like if someone says (Hey cunt) its friendley-ish. But (listen mate) is agression. Bi jingoes Elsa, fair dinkum, that dingo pinch,d all me piss. up ya,s. (thats sad i imatate an aussie real bad)
By leopoldij [Ignore] 26,Sep,17 13:01 other posts 
Stop using bad language.
The Obersturmbannführer may be listening.

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Where is he?
By #536760 26,Sep,17 18:34
By #485312 27,Sep,17 05:14⤴
The Obersturmbannführer spends far too much time worrying about stuff that doesn't have anything to do with them, but seems to think its their business to let everyone know what they think, maybe we should chip in for a gas chamber and some bottles of gas for them to go and play with.. *lix*
By leopoldij [Ignore] 27,Sep,17 12:31 other posts 
She? To me he looks like a man!
By #485312 27,Sep,17 18:34
l said 'they' leo, l never mentioned any sex, l was very gender neutral in my comment, but l know what youre thinking and it was the same as me lm sure *lix*
By leopoldij [Ignore] 27,Sep,17 18:59 other posts 
Oh ok. My bad. I thought you implied that the guy in the pic is feminine. He's very macho, can't you see? He prefers to kill and cause chaos. He's a senior assault officer. Watch out! Lol lol
By #485312 27,Sep,17 22:40
yeah he is a very macho looking guy, has that 'evil eye' look about him, l bet he was the one on the control valve .. Control always won against Kaos... just ask agent 86 .. l'll let you be the Chief *Lix*
By leopoldij [Ignore] 28,Sep,17 08:30 other posts 
No, thanks, I can't do much. We all live in fear. Every time I say the word "cunt" or "fuck" I feel bad here. But I can't stop it. You see, even the girls I fuck want me to tell this to them. "What are you gonna do to me?" they ask. And I must reply "I'm gonna fuck you baby". If I don't, I don't get to fuck.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 28,Sep,17 08:42 other posts  ⤴
Another one of these nice people (man or woman, it does not matter):

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By #502711 08,Oct,17 07:13⤴
Did you just assume that person's gender?
By leopoldij [Ignore] 08,Oct,17 10:21 other posts 
Nah, I don't was know its gender. It could be anything. It could be a woman pretending to be a man or a man pretending to be a woman or.. there are sizes of other variations.
By #525562 30,Sep,17 23:19⤴
very interesting,
By leopoldij [Ignore] 03,Oct,17 11:32 other posts  ⤴
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By #525562 30,Sep,17 23:17⤴
Please explain this joke to me,I have big ears but this one is sailing past me.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 01,Oct,17 05:39 other posts 
What joke are you referring to? There's no joke on this thread.
By #525562 01,Oct,17 16:38
Ok,then I wonder what the posted pic of a WW2 German officer is meant to imply? I thought this was a joke about someone who felt they had authoritarian rule,I seem to be wrong.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 01,Oct,17 20:38 other posts 
Yes, the Obersturmbannführer. Don't joke. Don't laugh. The Obersturmbannführer is watching.
By #536760 02,Oct,17 04:24
DON,T WAKE IT. I,M YELLING BECAUSE I,M IN LEO,S SEX DUNGEN. Help.....
By leopoldij [Ignore] 03,Oct,17 02:06 other posts 
The Obersturmbannführer changed dress and look and is gonna come fuck you. You're gonna be begging for your life.
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By #23212 03,Oct,17 03:26
Aber Sie ist eine Führerin.
By #536760 03,Oct,17 03:35
Interessiere dich nicht Kannst du essen? und Zahnseide
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And yes thats right. I speak any language you like.
I know 467 and may add 2 or 3 tommorow.
By #23212 03,Oct,17 03:52
"you are not interested Can you eat? and dental floss"

Hmmm, yes you do seem to speak well.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 03,Oct,17 11:32 other posts 
He should focus in English. Once he masters this language he can proceed to the next one. I think the first 2000 years will be a bit difficult for him but after that everything should be in place.
By #485312 05,Oct,17 03:44
yeah lm still in awe at the people here that don't 'get it', when theyre besties are the ones that throw insults like confetti *lix*
By leopoldij [Ignore] 03,Oct,17 04:29 other posts  ⤴
I understand now. So many languages have affected the way you speak/write English and can't anymore remember English well.

But what's your native tongue, really?
By leopoldij [Ignore] 03,Oct,17 04:26 other posts  ⤴
Could be... Who knows? The Obersturmbannführer/Obersturmbannführerin is like the devil. He/she/it can assume Abby any gender and is gonna fuck and punish and torture anyone who behaves immorally.
Ethik und Ordnung über alles!
By #23212 04,Oct,17 02:05
Nah, more like Brazil--'Order and Progress'.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 14,Oct,17 12:26 other posts 
That's right!
By #502711 08,Oct,17 07:22⤴
I thought the Obersturmbannführer looked more like this only registered users can see external links
By leopoldij [Ignore] 08,Oct,17 10:24 other posts 
That's possible. Quite likely. Let's keep contemplating about it. Let's keep posting pics until we hit the perfect Obersturmbannführer.
By #536760 08,Oct,17 16:07⤴
By #525562 04,Oct,17 22:51⤴
Ok.... "Senior Storm Unit Leader",who have you given this name to and I hope it isn't as petty as a member that would disagree with you because that behavior has been beaten to death here.I will say this that your man in the photo probably had very strong and well used biceps and triceps.
By #525562 08,Oct,17 22:51⤴
If I may,is his puffy left eye from a shard on Kristallnacht or maybe from the joy in his heart from a job well done.


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