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December 14, 2024
Still recovering from Saggy serving a spoiled Thanksgiving turkey, she had lost track of time with family in hospital. With her off brand ObamaCare, she would have a massive bill to pay. Charlie's piss stain Sears pension came with no healthcare benefits. What kind of adult worked at Sears? A fucking low-life with no skills is the answer! Christmas was just 11 days away and the bank account was nearly empty. Just like her feeble mind! What would they do for Christmas?
Saggy had read that Gwyneth Paltrow had made a vagina candle and was raking in heaps of cash. It gave Saggy an idea: why not make her own cunt candles to sell? Maybe Admin would let her sell it on his cunt site! This might be the most fucked up thing she had come up with to make some money. Like Admin would let her use his site to hawk a nasty cunt candle! If he did, he should take 90% of the profits. Then again, 90% of nothing is fuck all.
Saggy started chirping out of window towards Rhanda-Lynn's trailer. She told her friend to come over it was time to get paid! Deep down, Rhanda-Lynn knew that it would be another fuck up of a plan. But she was always willing to try to help her friend. We have often asked, what does that hillbilly Tchir bring to the table? She never helps anyone. This was going to be an epic failure for sure.
When Rhanda-Lynn finally made it over to Saggy's trailer, Saggy was bouncing around like a retard off its chain. Rhanda-Lynn listened to Saggy's latest scheme of making cunt candles and could hardly contain her laughter. After all, she knew what her friend's nasty minge smelled like and it was not fresh. Who in their right mind would buy a candle made with old lady cunt butter?
Saggy's legendary stank would not be easily harvested. It was mostly dried yuck. Then a dimly light bulb went off in Saggy's brain! They would use the trailer park panty collection to make up a brew! Saggy found a large pot and put the water on the boil. When the water was boiling, she started to put in the dirty nasty trailer park panties. Many pairs were stained and contained various colors of discharge. Not the normal hot panties other women wore. No, these were trailer park panties and were disgusting.
As the nasty brew continued to cook, Charlie started screaming what the fuck is going on! He was nearly green with the stench coming from the kitchen. And when I say kitchen, Saggy had her oven/stove taken from the health department. She was using a propane tank and burner. A total shit show to say the least. To get some candle wax, they two old broads broke into the trailer park hurricane shelter. They stole all the candles and melted them down.
Charlie cursed his life and the shit his wife had caused. He was still fuming that her stupidity caused his criminal past to be exposed. Being a registered sex offender, he was not allowed on a cock and cunt site. He had to delete his profile in shame. He grabbed a six pack of cheap beer and limped his way outside. His prosthetic legs were used and did not fit well. Forrest fucking Gump walked better than old Charlie! He let loose a ton of obscenities and racial slurs as he left the trailer. Charlie boasted he was off to make some money for the family. When our prominent Florida member heard this, they nearly were exposed for laughing so hard!
Charlie had never known success. Born with a low IQ and failing at everything he touched, what did he think would change now? Saddled with being a registered sex offender, he was very limited on what he could do and where he could work. That and his advanced age made him undesirable from every employer. The walking fucking dead indeed! How many more years did he have left anyway? He also suffers from high blood pressure and an auto-immune disease. This did not stop him from taking gas station cock size pills and cheap Viagra from India. Most of these pills were filled with sawdust and cockroach remains. We saw him speed off in Saggy's piece of shite Nissan Rogue.
Back inside the trailer, the two geniuses were hard at work making their first cunt candle. They mixed their cunt stew into the wax and let it set. It would take several hours to harden for their scent test. Saggy was already not satisfied with the scent. It was missing something. The watered down panty stew might not be enough to give her buyers what they wanted. Rhanda-Lynn said she had to go feed her cats and would be right back.
Saggy sat there alone in her trailer. She had to come up with something and then it hit her, just like when Charlie gave her domestic violence! Saggy screamed for Rhanda-Lynn to bring over her empty cat food tin cans. Rhanda-Lynn had four flea ridden cats they all they did was eat and shit. Rhanda-Lynn brought over a large garbage bag filled with empty cat food tins. The scent was already nasty but it did remind Saggy of her own snatch smell. Saggy took several tins and rinsed them out with water. She poured the water into cunt fume stew and bingo, she got the scent she knew everyone would love.
Yes, you dumb broad. Everyone wants to smell Indian food left in a diaper that was been inside a hot dumpster!
Stay tuned, Saggy's first sample will be out soon for market research!
cat52! Nasty old lady!
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Found a 4th mate and laid a egg at 74 years old
That mongoloid is too old for Make a Wish- So stop trying to sign up. Fucking grifter!
here's 1
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Hunter will fuck up again... don't worry!
Democrat double standard. I posted a link here somewhere showing that biden actually wrote or voted on some of the laws that hunter was charged with and there are black men behind bars right now because of the same thing hunter did.biden is a racist asshole.
Saggy Granny woke up and put her wrinkled hand down her shower curtain sized panties. She was hoping to find wetness but it had been a drought for so many years. The only time she got wet these days was when she made Charlie cry and used his tears for lube. Not sure who is more pathetic, the Saggy Granny her her cuck registered sex offender Charlie. Saggy looked her at the lump in her bed. A pathetic little cuck indeed. His limp noodle was as useless as a bag of shaved cunt hairs. He was sound asleep and ripping ass. A cripple with two missing legs, diabetes, and an autoimmune disease. Gross!
It took Saggy several minutes to get on her feet. Her weak legs struggled to support her weight. Bitch should stop eating Arby's and ding-dongs. That and the nearly two gallons of Mountain Dew she took down each day. That is the kind of diet that could knock down a hippo! Saggy waddled out to their living room and plopped her fat ass down on the sofa, exhausted from her 15 foot walk. She turned on one of her favorite shows- "Grey's Anatomy."
Like most things in life, Saggy watched snippets and then called herself a subject matter expert. The only thing she has esoteric (Saggy, esoteric means one has specialized knowledge) in is being a rat grifter. I will save you having to Google it! Saggy liked seeing the crash cart used on the show when someone was in cardiac arrest. Having the training and technical equipment to bring someone back from the dead fascinated her. It gave Saggy an idea! If only we could harness the energy coming from her brain and could put it to good use! Then again, we might be able to lightly toast some bread!
Saggy went outside and found their pile of junk. They could not even afford to have it picked up. In this pile, there was a smashed TV leftover from when Mongo trashed her trailer. She pulled some of the old wiring out and cut it free. Next, she found two 9-volt batteries and watched a YouTube video how to connect everything up. In her feeble mind, she was going to use this set up to shock her cunt back to life! Yes, some readers may be shocked or repulsed, but this is the Saggy Granny!
Saggy got her crash cart set up on the living room table, which was missing a leg. Kind of like Charlie. It was supported by some old books that had never been opened. Saggy turned up the TV to mask her screams and connected the leads from the battery to her big cunt lips. Rhanda-Lynn walked in just as Saggy connected her device, sending the electricity into her dead cunt. Rhanda-Lynn screamed when she saw her friend's nasty cunt spread open, and being electrocuted!
Saggy screamed in pain and her hands went numb. She was unable to remove the leads from her lips. Her nasty merkin was was smoking and about to catch fire! Rhanda-Lynn panicked and tried to find an fire extinguisher. Rhanda-Lynn looked everywhere and cursed her retarded friend for being so stupid. Saggy continued to scream as her cunt was smoking, and not in the good way! The only thing Rhanda-Lynn could find to put on the fire was the cat's used litter box. She picked it up and emptied on to Saggy's flaming cunt! Rhanda-Lynn also ripped off the leads from Saggy's burnt flaps. What a fucking mess!
By now, the smoke alarm was going off in the trailer and this alerted other residents. There was a crowd gathering out front of her trailer. Not because they wanted to help, or even call the fire department. No, they were massing to try to steal from Saggy or see if she would be burnt up! Some sick fucks with demented values living in this shit stain park! Rhanda-Lynn went outside and cursed at them to go back to their trailers!
Back inside, Saggy sat wounded, covered in used cat litter. Rhanda-Lynn asked what in the fuck was she thinking!!! Saggy said she was just trying to feel young and sexy again. Rhanda-Lynn laughed under her breath that it was not 1975! Saggy managed to get off the sofa and walked outside, cat litter falling off her cunt as she limped. Rhanda-Lynn stood by at the ready with a garden hose and sprayed Saggy down. Being sprayed with a hose made Saggy cry. She knew Charlie had been through this when he was arrested for his wandering hands on that poor young girl!
As Rhanda-Lynn finished up her spray down, she reminded Saggy that Thanksgiving was in two days! They had a lot of work to do and needed to get real. Saggy nodded, but was more worried about her burnt cunt than dinner. She could already feel the searing pain from the electrocution and burnt merkin. For those of you unfamiliar with what a merkin is:
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
Rhanda-Lynn suggested that Saggy take some off brand Advils and they could get her some aloe at the store. Going to the ER was out of the question. No insurance and bill collectors were hounding them for past due medical bills. The storied life of the Saggy Granny! They got into the car and went off to some off brand market to get the remaining things for their shit dinner.
They had their list and would be gone most of the day. Stay tuned!
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Nasty pig! Cat52!
A democrat president repeatedly lied about not pardoning his son for a gun crime. and then did pardon him. A party of gun control FREAKS that had this been Trump or his family ,they would be swinging from the tree. hypocrisy and flat out lying to the American people.
Harris, blows 1.4 or so BILLION dollars, that is Billion with a big B, and 20 million or so in DEBT ,still begging for money! IF she can't manage her campaign funds, you still trust her and her party with your taxes??? Get a mri of your head and make sure the hamster didn't die sometime during the Clinton administration.
To cover up the chinks did this to the world? Wuhan lab leak!
And Biden sucking off Soros and the crazy left taking away our energy independence on day one... The left is fucking mentally ill.
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Besides, with you liberals comparisons of Trump to others, He would be considered GOD and Trump JR would be Jesus, get your name calling straight.
Vance-Ramasamy 2028!
I heard Trump is ordering the review of green cards issued to criminals and sexual predators. Looking to send them back too!
Probably should take Charlie's wrinkled old limp cock off yer page- He is violating his sexual predator registration stipulations!
all 3 countrys are helping drugs and people get into our country, and talk of reaching into their wallets woke them up!
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has arrived in Palm Beach, Florida, ahead of a meeting with U.S. President-elect Donald Trump at his Mar-a-Lago resort, according to media reports.
The incoming Trump administration confirmed the meeting to Newsmax.
Trudeau's public itinerary did not list a scheduled visit to Florida.
Trump on Monday threatened to impose a 25% tariff on imports from Canada and Mexico until the countries clamped down on drugs, particularly fentanyl, and migrants crossing the border.
Officials from Mexico, Canada and China, along with major industry groups, have warned that the hefty tariffs threatened by Trump would harm the economies of all countries involved, cause inflation to spike and damage job markets.
Donald Trump is doing just fine he knows what he’s doing
He’s shaking things up just as he promised and our bordering countries are getting nervous he’s keeping them in line
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Mexico needs to start enforcing its own laws. Part of the tariffs should be used to fund border security, and the same should apply to other countries that send us their criminals and gang members. The situation has gotten out of hand, largely due to policies from certain Democrats, particularly those who subscribe to a "not in my backyard" mentality. Like the majority of democrats on both coasts. Clueless muppets.
This issue didn't escalate until Governor Abbott started sending illegal immigrants to cities like NYC, Chicago, and Martha's Vineyard, highlighting the NIMBY hypocrisy.
The mayor of Denver will regret not cooperating with federal law enforcement when illegal immigrants start arriving in large numbers, leading to increased crime and higher costs. Even NYC is beginning to shut down migrant shelters, recognizing the financial burden and generational debt they have incurred. Publicly, liberals express outrage, but they might secretly be relieved that Trump is taking action, as the situation had become unmanageable.
Many liberal policies lack sound financial strategy. For instance, Kamala Harris spent over a billion dollars on her failed campaign. Policies like green energy, defunding the police, and issues surrounding transgender rights often seem impractical. They are clearly not want the majority of the US supports.
There is no such thing as a free ride or an open border. A country without secure borders is poorly run. Even with a US passport, one cannot stay indefinitely in the UK without restrictions, and this is our closest ally.
Democrats need to understand that we can't provide for illegal immigrants in ways we don't even provide for our veterans or citizens. It's unacceptable.
OFFICE OF THE UNITED STATES TRADE REPRESENTATIVE (executive office of the President)
Mexico Trade & Investment Summary
U.S. goods and services trade with Mexico totaled an estimated $855.1 billion in 2022. Exports were $362.0 billion; imports were $493.1 billion. The U.S. goods and services trade deficit with Mexico was $131.1 billion in 2022.
U.S. goods exports to Mexico in 2022 were $324.3 billion, up 17.0 percent ($47.2 billion) from 2021 and up 50 percent from 2012. U.S. goods imports from Mexico totaled $454.8 billion in 2022, up 18.9 percent ($72.2 billion) from 2021, and up 64 percent from 2012. U.S. exports to Mexico account for 15.7 percent of overall U.S. exports in 2022. The U.S. goods trade deficit with Mexico was $130.5 billion in 2022, a 23.7 percent increase ($25.0 billion) over 2021.
U.S. exports of services to Mexico were an estimated $37.7 billion in 2022, 21.4 percent ($6.6 billion) more than 2021, and 38 percent greater than 2012 levels. U.S. imports of services from Mexico were an estimated $38.3 billion in 2022, 35.5 percent ($10.0 billion) more than 2021, and 116 percent greater than 2012 levels. Leading services exports from the U.S. to Mexico were in the travel, technical and other services, and transportation sectors. The United States had a services trade deficit of an estimated $631 million with Mexico in 2022, down 122.9 percent from 2021.
U.S. foreign direct investment (FDI) in Mexico (stock) was $130.3 billion in 2022, a 7.6 percent increase from 2021. U.S. direct investment in Mexico is led by manufacturing, nonbank holding companies, and finance and insurance.
Mexico's FDI in the United States (stock) was $33.8 billion in 2022, up 21.5 percent from 2021. Mexico's direct investment in the U.S. is led by manufacturing, wholesale trade, and real estate.
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A trade deficit occurs when a country buys more goods than it sells. Put simply, trade deficits are the result of higher imports compared to imports.
We, the US, buys more from Mexico than sells to them. Who pays a tariff? A tariff is paid by the IMPORTER in the country where the goods are imported. That’s here, in the US. Now, what do you think the IMPORTER will do to cover that tariff? He will raise the priceyof the imported goods and WE WILL PAY FOR IT.
No damage will be done to “the pockets of the manufacturers”
And for what? Because a trading partner refuses to SOLVE OUR PROBLEM? We can’t solve it so we shift the burden to Mexico, Canada, or whatever?
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I bet the “consumer” will pay. After all, didn’t you as prices went up during Old Joe’s administration?
ANd he is NOT in office YET!
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Fuck you Saggy!!!
November 28, 2024- Saggy Granny Trailer Park
0547 hours
It had been a very tough night for the Saggy Granny. She woke up in the fetal position on her kitchen floor. Even the cockroaches left her carcass alone. She had mouthed off to Charlie last night and paid dearly. After her cunt was electrocuted and burned (see Saggy Granny Thanksgiving Special Part 4) she was in agony. She had been crying trying to air out her burnt sniz when Charlie got up, demanding to be fed and watered. Saggy made the mistake of running her day walker mouth and took a direct hit to her head. Charlie's aim was accurate and cast iron skillet did its job. This all went down when she got back from picking up her appetizers.
Saggy was in a fog. She had come so close to the first perfect Thanksgiving for her scummy family. Charlie had ruined that! She cursed the day she met him, especially after his wandering hands were all over that poor **** girl. Marrying him a second time is the definition of insanity. Expecting a new outcome after repeated failures! Saggy had to get it together. There was still time to un-ass her dinner.
Meanwhile, Rhanda-Lynn was starting her day in the trailer next door. She had showered, washed her cunt parts, and was making coffee. Rhanda-Lynn was ready to start cooking and left her church clothes in her trailer. She had on her working/cooking clothes and went to the Saggy Granny's trailer. The stench of failure from last night permeated the trailer park. Since it was a holiday, at least no bill collectors, process servers, or warrant squads from the sheriff would be picking off anyone today.
Rhanda-Lynn barged into the Saggy Granny's trailer like she was on a Kool-Aid commericial. Saggy's door was in horrible shape from Mongo's attack and the sheriff breaking it down. Rhanda-Lynn knew something was wrong. It was too quiet and she saw a trail of blood on the floor. She knew Charlie had tuned up her Candy cane again! Outraged, Rhanda-Lynn went into Saggy's bedroom and saw Charlie was still asleep. As punishment, she took his prosthetic legs and threw them up on the roof. Fuck him she thought! A worthless lump of shit.
Rhanda-Lynn went back to the kitchen to help her friend. Saggy was moaning and complaining. In other words, a typical day in the trailer park. Saggy told Rhanda-Lynn to hurry. She had to take a huge Saggy dump and screamed she was touching cloth! Disgusting I know, her panties could not take much more. Rhanda-Lynn helped Saggy waddle to the toilet and helped get her panties down before Saggy fell onto the toilet seat, exploding like a fucked up pinata! Rhanda-Lynn nearly threw up and the sounds and smell being unleashed. It was a triple flush day.
Their biggest priority was the mother fucking turkey. It had been thawing out for the last two days. Saggy was praying the FEMA turkey would still be fresh and edible. Rhanda-Lynn opened their ancient fridge and pulled out the FEMA branded turkey. They cut the plastic covering from their prized bird and were hit with a fairly awful smell. Saggy was nearly in tears as they discovered part of the turkey was green. This is what you get when you depend on the government to feed you! Rhanda-Lynn having a slightly bigger brain pan, said they needed to wash of the stink and cut the green part off.
Rhanda-Lynn washed off the turkey in the sink making sure to clean up the cavity and asshole. She reached inside the turkey and found something that did not belong. It was a note in a plastic bag! Rhanda-Lynn did not tell Saggy and hid the note in her bra. She would read it later. She was hoping she had won something that would change her life. They turned on the oven and put their off brand bird into cook. Next, they had to focus on the sides and to set the table.
1330 hours- Saggy Granny guests arriving for dinner
Saggy granny heard the screaming and yipping out front. She knew that it was her grand daughter Broccoli. Named for a vegetable that a large number of people did not like or want. A very cruel name Saggy gave her because it was not its fault it had cerebral palsy! Many researchers have traced the causes of CP to in-cest or abuse to the fetus during pregnancy. Saggy herself survived two coat hanger abortions and fetal alcohol syndrome.
Charlie forbid Broccoli from coming inside. We believe this out of guilt. Saggy felt the same way and knew letting her uncle fuck her was a huge mistake. A disgusting scummy family I know! After Charlie had the trailer maintenance man collect his legs off the roof, he went to work outside. He had a large chain, collar, and water dish for Broccoli. She would be chained to the tree under the shade while the rest of the scummy cunts were inside. Charlie had made Broccoli a special burrito filled with horse tranquilizers. The screaming, jumping, and yipping would be over soon enough! This type of abuse was just beyond cruel!
Charlie walked back inside and had to get into his harness. Once securely strapped in, he pushed the remote to carry him to the dinner table. Old Chuckles did nothing to help but demanded to be fed. Saggy had done her best to set the table. Placing plates, mis-matched silverware, and various glasses around their shitty folding table. Saggy had placed a bag of potato chips on each plate for their first course. The savages tore through the chips and were pounding on the table for more eats.
Next was the main course- The turkey was ready and Saggy proudly carried out out to the table to carve it up. Charlie and the rest of the mongoloids were already digging into the turkey with their forks. Fucking animals. Saggy brought out the instant potatoes, off brand stuffing with Arby's fries, some dinner rolls. The rolls were actually buns from Arby's sandwiches Saggy had saved up. Nothing too good for her family! Saggy had wanted to say why she was thankful but was cursed by everyone as their mowed down their expired turkey.
After they mowed down their feast, family fuck up was in a food coma. They were all asleep when things went south. Saggy's daughter woke in pain. Her gut felt like it had broken glass in it. Everyone else was in severe pain too. Rhanda-Lynn then informed them they just eaten a turkey that expired in 2018.
It was going to be a night they would never forget. They only had one toilet and in the distance, they could hear the ambulances coming. Saggy had crippled her already retarded family with spoiled meat.
What a total loser! We will follow up on their condition when we get report from the hospital.
We will also reveal what Rhanda-Lynn found inside the turkey!
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Jack Smith is a fraud and he wasted millions on this BS
Well I have said it before and will say it again, had Trump went home to Marlargo and never ran for another office again, NONE of these court cases would have ever happened. The only reason they happened is to try to defame Trump, It BACKFIRED because we saw for it what it was, using law for revenge.
Pathetic. Just look at Schumer's latest that he supports the filibuster. Now it is okay... because they lost the senate.
Stacking the courts, ending the filibuster, no ID to vote, and control the media. They are great supports of democracy!
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If you work for the feds, you better be trying really hard to make yourself look useful, or be working on a resume!
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